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== Criminal Record ==
 
== Criminal Record ==
  
Patrick Star has been convicted of 7 rapes and 1 robbery, and 9001 murders.
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Patrick Star has been convicted of 7 anuly rapes and 342343243242343214234 robbery, and 9001 murders.

Revision as of 16:16, 25 December 2007

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A fat-ass, pink and retarded starfish who lives next door to SpongeBob. No, wait, that's not right, his "house" is to the side of Squidward's. Who the hell cares, I don't watch the damn show.

Significance

Patrick laughing at his latest victim who had fallen victim to STERILE.

He has the ability to become STERILE and terrorize entire cities, towns, even continents with his pathetic plague of STERILE. Eustace Bagg can't stand STERILE, nor can he be in the same room with STERILE. Dr. Robotnik is Patrick's partner-in-crime, who also kills people with this disease. His plan needs to be so STERILE, only he knows about it.

He has no relation with Ringo Starr, who POSSIBLY looks at his dodongo at night.


Is this the Krusty krab?

  • No this is Patrick.


YIPPIE! A DICK SONG SONG SONG SONG


Criminal Record

Patrick Star has been convicted of 7 anuly rapes and 342343243242343214234 robbery, and 9001 murders.