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Difference between revisions of "Heavy Weapons Guy"
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*Loves Having Sex With Stuff that is not alive. | *Loves Having Sex With Stuff that is not alive. | ||
*His gun Sasha Is a Man You just Cant see his [[PENIS|PENISH!]] | *His gun Sasha Is a Man You just Cant see his [[PENIS|PENISH!]] | ||
| + | *[[Leon]],One of HWG's Rival's,knows a way to outsmart his bullet,though he belives it's a lie. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 12:03, 16 November 2007
This article is filed under Characters.Heavy Weapons Guy is a fat, bald, maniacal Slavic man, he usually gets pissed when sombody touches his lover/gun, Sasha. He has yet to meet someone who can outsmart a bullet and enjoys massacaring thousands of people.
Quotes
- Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?
- Some people think they can outsmart me....maybe *sniff* maybe.... I have yet meet one that can outsmart BULLET.
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE
- "BUAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"
- It costs 40,000 dollars to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds.
Trivia
- It is rumored that he may be in a relationship with the Soldier.
- It is confirmed that he has a grandson, which is the main character of Quake 2.
- Had A Threesome With Sasha And BULLET At The Sametime.
- Loves Having Sex With Stuff that is not alive.
- His gun Sasha Is a Man You just Cant see his PENISH!
- Leon,One of HWG's Rival's,knows a way to outsmart his bullet,though he belives it's a lie.
See Also
First Heavy Weapons Guy poop ever.
Heavy Weapons Guy and his trademark laugh.
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Heavy Weapons Guy laughing at the clowns in a circus.
