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| − | [[Image:17230.gif|thumb|right|Willy's dancing to a ritual for hopes to find some new children to have around.]] | |
| − | Willy Wonka, commonly known as Willy [[masturbation|Wanker]], is a crazy [[Bowser|pedophile]] that owns a candy [[Fuck|fac]]tory. This candy is alleged to be made out of little boys' [[Balls|nuts]] immersed into little girls' [[Cum|love juice]] but some say that it is a rare [[cock|choc]]olate found in Bosnia. Still, some others think say that his candy is [[shit|crap]] coated LSD tablets. | |
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| − | == Likes ==
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| − | *Candy
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| − | *Taking people on psychotic boat rides.
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| − | *Making sure people get mind[[fuck]]ed.
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| − | *Yelling out ''"[[You]] Get Nothing!"'' and ''"[[Link: Faces of Evil|You Lose!]]"'' to random people.
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| − | *Looking like a cross between [[Marilyn Manson]] and [[Nostalgia Critic|the Russian lady from Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull.]]
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| − | *Seeing MacArthur Park burning in the dark.
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| − | *Sarcastically making you tell him more about random things (such as [[American Football|Tony Romo]] or the [[Macintosh|iPhone 5]])
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| − | == Dislikes ==
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| − | *[[Lex Luthor]] (Says that pedophilia is [[WRONG]]!!!!)
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| − | *[[Cum|Gum]]
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| − | *[[Sonic]] (Says that pedophilia is no-good, although it is very well known that Sonic himself is a pedophile.)
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| − | *Oompa Loompa Unions
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| − | *[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]]
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| − | *Not having the recipes to his candies ever again.
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| − | ==Trivia==
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| − | *His chocolate factory was once just a standard chocolate factory, until it one day closed, only to reopen as one of the weirdest places on earth.
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| − | [[Image:Scam.jpg|thumb|right|Here's his (in)famous [[Chocolate Bars|chocolate bar.]]]]
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| − | *His father was a [[Dr. Rabbit|dentist]] that prohibited candy. In fact, he one time burned all of Willy's Halloween candy, the [[dick]].
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| − | **After this, he ran away from his home, claiming to go to such chocolaty places as [[Germany|Bavaria]] and the like.
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| − | *After realizing that he was growing old, he decided to give his chocolate factory to the winner out of the 5 golden tickets.
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| − | ==Quotes==
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| − | *"I'm '''''EXTRAORDINARILY''''' busy, sir."
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| − | *"[[Lex Luthor|WRONG]], SIR, [[Lex Luthor|WRONG]]!"
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| − | *"...SO YOU GET.. NOTHING!! YOU LOSE!! GOOD DAY, SIR!!"
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| − | *"You can suck [[Penis|'em]], and suck [[Dick|'em]], and suck [[Cock|'em]] and they'll never get smaller, never!"
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| − | *"Strawberries taste like strawberries, ''schnoz'' berries taste like schnoz berries!"
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| − | *"Are the fires of [[Hell]] a-glowing?"
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| − | *"Don't touch that squirrel's nuts!"
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| − | ==Wonkology==
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| − | Willy Wonka has his own religion, which was created on June 59th, 20XX. The rules of it are simple: Eat lots of candy, and hump 12 sheep a day. Because if its simplicity, and the popularity of sheep raping, the religion has many followers.
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| − | ==Notable Wonkologists==
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| − | *Charlie <s>Fucket</s> Bucket
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| − | *[[The Food Loving King]]
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| − | *[[You]]
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| − | *[[Link]]
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| − | *If I listed all the other notable people who were Wonkologists, the internet would probably explode.
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