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Dr. John A. Zoidberg is a character from the show [[Futurama]].  He is a member of the Planet Express crew as their doctor, but he's not a very good one.  He claims to have lost his medical degree in a volcano.  He has a long history of malpractice and accidental deaths under his belt.  He's also extremely poor and lives in an alley dumpster.  No one likes him and people make that widely known.  He can't even have sex because his species dies after passing on their genes.  Truly a sad existence.
 
  
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'''Dr. John A. Zoidberg''' is a character from the show ''[[Futurama]]''. He is a lobster-like alien (a Decapodian, to be specific) with a voice much reminiscent of early Yiddish comedians. He is a member of the Planet Express crew as their doctor, but he's poor at his job and gets many body parts mixed up. He claims to have lost his medical degree in a volcano. He has a long history of malpractice and accidental deaths under his belt. He's also extremely poor and lives in an alley dumpster. No one likes him and people (especially Hermes) make that widely known. He can't even have sex because his species dies after passing on their genes. Truly a sad existence.
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That being said, while everyone within ''Futurama'' hates him, among ''Futurama'' fans themselves, he's one of the best loved characters. If he's not ''your'' coworker or doctor, an inept and impoverished lobster doctor is strangely endearing.
  
 
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==Likes==
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[[Image:ZoidbergDance.gif|thumb|Freedom freedom freedom hoy!]]
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*His crewmates
 
*His crewmates
 
*Eating garbage
 
*Eating garbage
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*Freedom
 
*Freedom
 
*Solving mysteries
 
*Solving mysteries
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*Impersonating Curly Howard
  
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==Dislikes==
 
 
*His crewmates
 
*His crewmates
 
*Being poor
 
*Being poor
  
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==Quotes==
 
 
[[Image:zoidbergisafoot.jpg|thumb|Zoidberg is afoot!]]
 
[[Image:zoidbergisafoot.jpg|thumb|Zoidberg is afoot!]]
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*"At least you still have Zoidberg.  YOU ALL still have Zoidberg!"
 
*"At least you still have Zoidberg.  YOU ALL still have Zoidberg!"
 
*"There before the grace of God." (Eats garbage)
 
*"There before the grace of God." (Eats garbage)
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*"It once was bad, but now it's good FOREVER!"
 
*"It once was bad, but now it's good FOREVER!"
 
*"That's MY joke!  I'll KILL YOU!!!"
 
*"That's MY joke!  I'll KILL YOU!!!"
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[[Category:Doctors]]

Latest revision as of 08:51, 16 November 2019

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Name: Dr. John A. Zoidberg
Appears In: Futurama
Sex: Male
Nationality: Decapodian
Occupation(s): Terrible doctor
Played By: Billy West

Dr. John A. Zoidberg is a character from the show Futurama. He is a lobster-like alien (a Decapodian, to be specific) with a voice much reminiscent of early Yiddish comedians. He is a member of the Planet Express crew as their doctor, but he's poor at his job and gets many body parts mixed up. He claims to have lost his medical degree in a volcano. He has a long history of malpractice and accidental deaths under his belt. He's also extremely poor and lives in an alley dumpster. No one likes him and people (especially Hermes) make that widely known. He can't even have sex because his species dies after passing on their genes. Truly a sad existence.

That being said, while everyone within Futurama hates him, among Futurama fans themselves, he's one of the best loved characters. If he's not your coworker or doctor, an inept and impoverished lobster doctor is strangely endearing.

Likes[edit]

Freedom freedom freedom hoy!
  • His crewmates
  • Eating garbage
  • Gumbercules
  • Stand-up comedy
  • Freedom
  • Solving mysteries
  • Impersonating Curly Howard

Dislikes[edit]

  • His crewmates
  • Being poor

Quotes[edit]

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Zoidberg is afoot!
  • "At least you still have Zoidberg. YOU ALL still have Zoidberg!"
  • "There before the grace of God." (Eats garbage)
  • "And I'm his friend Jesus!"
  • "Whaaaat."
  • "Young lady! I'm an expert on medicine! Now open your mouth and say blbblpbplpblb."
  • "Your student loans have been repaid? Then why not lend your friend Zoidberg a little loansky, Mr. Millionaire?"
  • "HERMES, QUIET! I'M DEDUCING THINGS!"
  • "S'accused!"
  • "Soooothing action action action action!"
  • "I can't see from down here I can't!"
  • "I'm afraid your body was badly hurt from the crash. That's it over there."
  • "Now I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old, but if you consider his age, he's likely to die soon!"
  • "I'll take eight!"
  • "If only (your time machine) had worked, you could go back and not waste your time on it."
  • "Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!"
  • "Then if you'll excuse me I see a slice of pepperoni on the floor with only two shoeprints on it. (Squish) Three."
  • "It once was bad, but now it's good FOREVER!"
  • "That's MY joke! I'll KILL YOU!!!"