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| − | |name=Gwonam Al-Saraha Murbad
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| − | |caption=Well done, Link!
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| − | |sex=Male
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| − | |age=87
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| − | |occupation=Radical Muslim Cleric, Businessman
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| − | |nationality=Saudi Arabian
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| − | Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop, generally referred to as the "Freaky Carpet Guy", or "[[Squadallah]] Guy", simply "[[Squadallah]]", or "[[Pimpsahoy]]".
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| − | His real name is "Gwonam Al-Saraha Murbad" or "Rajinder".
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| − | ==General Information==
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| − | ===Early Life===
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| − | [[Image:Gwonam's-Pizzeria.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam showing his Pizzeria, which was made out of legos behind King Harkinian's '41 Plymouth.]]
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| − | Gwonam was born in 1923 in Saudi Arabia. He had three brothers, [[Jafar]], Goshaman, and Gotseman. His parents were actually from India. Often, the air was polluted by the many oil rigs. At age 22, Gwonam left the country to get away from the noxious gases. First, he moved to London. [[4]] years later, Gwonam left England, and moved to [[Sparta]]. He was still not happy. 3 years after moving to Sparta, Gwonam moved into China, this time he felt happy. He lived in China for 17 years. But then, the Communist government of China decided to fire Gwonam from his prophet job. Gwonam was depressed and didn't know what to do. He took a trip to the U.S. in 1969 to attend Woodstock. He stopped off to eat at [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]] and became instant friends with Morshu after putting his mastery of maps to use and explained that Woodstock would not be held on Morshu's restaurant. Gwonam was given a coupon for free carpet flying lessons as a reward. Gaining interest in magic, he decided to drop his hippie lifestyle and become a genie/wizard. He attended the University of Squadallah from 1970-1974, which is where the famous line "[[Squadallah]], we're off!" comes frome, being the University's chant. Then, he met [[King Harkinian]] , the king of the land of [[Hyrule]]. The king took Gwonam to Hyrule and asked him to be his royal Genie Prophet Guy. Gwonam accepted, and became happy once again. He has been living in Hyrule ever since.
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| − | [[Image:Gwonam-1969.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam when he was a hippy.]]
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| − | It is not confirmed on how he became homo[[sex]]ual, but it is speculated that these traits began in his teenage years. Scarce records show that he snuck kisses with other teenage boys in the neighborhood. He would even kiss his own brothers. This means that these boys were [[Gay Luigi|gay]] long before gay was well-known.
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| − | ===Modern Life===
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| − | Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle [[fish]] squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadallah]]!" which he says every time he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to iHOP. He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..
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| − | Cultural Heritage: Saudi Arabia/India
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| − | ==Controversy==
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| − | Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link. In addition, some scientists believe that he's the creator of the Milky Way, but others are less convinced.
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| − | ==Possessions==
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| − | [[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam, [[Link]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
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| − | Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
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| − | *[[The Map]]
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| − | *A Magic Carpet
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| − | *A strange <strike>turban type hat</strike> shower cap.
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| − | *Weird facial hair
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| − | *A strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
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| − | *A lamp which allows him to "see the Sand Crumies"
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| − | *[[Cum]]
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| − | *Possibly some [[birds]].
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| − | *Evil birds!
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| − | *[[YouTube]]
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| − | *Lots of random CDs, especially from his favorite band, "[[Birds|The Byrds]]".
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| − | [[Image:Animation fin14.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam and his [[bird]].]]
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| − | ==Quotes==
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions as seen in the Island of [[Koridai]]."}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon."}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"There is no time. Your sword is enough"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"SAQUALLADAH!! We're off!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each."}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Here is The Map! Where do you wish to go?"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"LOOK AND SEE, [[GORONU]]..."}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"AT LAST, you have the vision to find my house! Now, go with many blessings!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Go with many Zelbinems!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Well done, Link! Ganon is now imprisoned. [[CUM]]!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Look, already Koridai is returning to peace and harmony. The Birds are singing. [[no|Isn't it beautiful?]]"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"YOU, LINK, ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] must die."}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[cum|CUM!]]"}}
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| − | [[Image:Hermit flat6.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam's house, [[no|isn't it beautiful]]]]
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the [[evil]] forces of [[Ganon]]!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[you]] must [[die]]!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[Link]] must [[die]]!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Well done, your majesty!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[King Harkinian|Your Majesty,]] [[Link]] is [[gay]] and [[your face]] is beautiful!!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Many Blessings!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[Ganon]] is returning to harm [[you]] all!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[No]] [[Link]], consider this... [[Ganon]] is ''evil''!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"''Evil'' warriors are the most dangerous of [[Koridai]]."}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"At last, [[you]] see!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] must defeat [[Ganon]] and [[I]] will say "[[You|YOU]], [[Link|LINK]], ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] will [[die]]!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]], [[Link]], Are [[Retard]]ed!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Link, we're going to the beach."}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[NO]], YOU!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Very well, [[you]] just opened a can of whoop[[ass]]!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Morshu]]..."}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[I]]'m going to kick [[you]]r [[ass]]!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Go, with [[no]] blessings!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] have the vision!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Oh [[no]] [[you]] [[no|didn't!!]]"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"It isn't my fault!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[NO]]!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"STOP!!!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Very well, [[Link]]!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"What did [[I]] miss?"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[I]] live in [[Koridai]]."}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Zelda]], [[the King]] is [[die|DEAD!!!]]"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Beautiful!!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"May the squadallah be with you!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Squadafuckinglah!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"What the [[fuck]] do you want from me now?!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Fine, I will sing for you once again."}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"That is enough. I'm too tired."}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Enough is Enough your majesty."}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"You, Link are a lazy turd!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your majesty, [[Fat Mario|Mario]] is here!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Only fchan is furry enough, you must fap to Fchan!"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Giygas|You cannot grasp the true form of my SQUADILLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, CD-i is officially [[die|dead!!]]"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"This is well done, Your Majesty! [[SkyGuy16]] is the [[shit|shiznit!]]"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Yes|Shall I have this dance?]]"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"That was some [[good]] [[Peppy Hare|Barrel Rolling]], [[King Harkinian|Harkinian!]]"}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Ganon is in my house."}}
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| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"The birds are being stoned. Isn't it beautiful?"}}
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| − | ==Trivia==
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| − | *His favorite band is [[Birds|The Byrds]].
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| − | *He once worked for the Angry German Kid.
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| − | *Was originally casted for the role of "Genie" in ''Aladdin'', but was replaced at the last minute for failing a drug test.
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| − | *He has six toes on his left foot, but no one knows about that (until now}.
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| − | *His claim that "only Link can defeat Ganon" has been disproved by the fact that Ganon has been defeated by [[Zelda]] and [[Game Luigi]].
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| − | *In about a million and one years, Gwanom will be turned into a mechanical genie, and put on an island. There he will meet a giant baby and [[Flapjack]].
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| − | *Gwonam tried to sell his flying magic carpet to Link in 1978, but Von Vulture claimed it was fake and 30 years later Link still has not bought it.
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| − | *Once said that [[The King]] totally burned [[Zelda]] and [[Link]].
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| − | *He has a YouTube account called nijjhar1.
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| − | *Once owned a restaurant chain called [[Squadallah Burger]] hiring [[Link]] as an employee, but since it only sold burgers, it failed in the light of [[Duke Onkled]]'s Diner that also sold pizza, potato chips, spaghetti and pizza pie.
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| − | *Is the current owner of Gwonam's Pizzeria which at one point was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]. [[Mayor Kravindish]] works there as the Maitre D' and Curly is the waiter. The King however dislikes the place because of the lack of hamburgers.
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| − | [[Image:Gwonamarticle1.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam currently lives his life by growing stuff out of the King.]]
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| − | *He once sang the [[I.M. Meen (video game)|I.M. Meen]] song. He sang it beautifully, but he could only do the first part. The reason why he didn't do the rest of the song was because he got possessed by something.
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| − | *[[Link]] masturbates to his [[Facebook]] pictures. Scary.
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| − | *Squadallah could possibly be referring to "Squad Allah", an Islam youth group.
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| − | *The birds are singing. Yes, it IS beautiful.
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| − | *He once thought that [[CD-i]] was officially dead as a YouTube Poop source. However, that was before [[the King]] decided to show him that "[[SkyGuy16|Big Beat Mario]]" video. That video made Gwonam change his mind about CD-i being dead.
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| − | *Owns several flying carpets. One is from the '70s (he's been trying to sell it to Link for over 30 years), one has a hemi, and one is an unreliable second hand carpet.
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| − | *He does own one car, a 1925 Nash.
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| − | *He wonders what is wrong with the idea of school to the people who hate school in the first place.
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| − | *One time, he told [[Link]] to calm down. Unfortunately, that made things worse for him.
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| − | *He knows how to make [[4]] versions of hisself. However, he rarely shows his power, so you're shit out of luck right there.
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| − | *He lives Growing plants out of the [[head]] of [[King Harkinian]].
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