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Yoda is a short green alien from the star wars series. Talking like this he is famous for.

Background

Yoda is said to be over 900 years old, and not much else is known about his pre-movie life, except that he has been on the jedi counsel for a long time.

Trivia

  • The reason he talks weirdly is because he has a tumor.
  • He has a green Lightsaber
  • He lives in the Dagobah system.
  • He's one of the two Jedi left after the end of the sixth star wars.
  • He got to be in Soulcalibur IV. He's a cheap little bastard.

Likes

  • Jedi
  • The force
  • Obi-Wan
  • Anakin (Until he turns into Darth Vader)

Liked By

  • Star Wars nerds
  • Jedi

Dislikes

  • The dark side of the force
  • Darth Vader
  • People who don't surrender

Disliked by

  • Sith
  • People who don't like Star Wars.

Quotes

  • "Surrender you must or die you will"
  • "Go to the dark side you must not."