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'''Fred Flintstone''' is the main character from the 1960s TV series ''[[The Flintstones]]''. He is a caveman who speaks surprisingly fluent English and lives in Bedrock with his wife Wilma, daughter Pebbles, and pet Snorkasaurus Dino. He works at the Slate & Co. rock quarry with his best friend and neighbor Barney Rubble. At one time the mascot for [[Hanna-Barbera]] and a star of many TV specials and movies, he has since been replaced by [[Scooby-Doo]] and now only stars in cereal commercials. | '''Fred Flintstone''' is the main character from the 1960s TV series ''[[The Flintstones]]''. He is a caveman who speaks surprisingly fluent English and lives in Bedrock with his wife Wilma, daughter Pebbles, and pet Snorkasaurus Dino. He works at the Slate & Co. rock quarry with his best friend and neighbor Barney Rubble. At one time the mascot for [[Hanna-Barbera]] and a star of many TV specials and movies, he has since been replaced by [[Scooby-Doo]] and now only stars in cereal commercials. | ||
| − | [[Image:Fred Flintstone.JPEG|thumb| | + | [[Image:Fred Flintstone.JPEG|thumb|If you turn him upside down, he looks like a big [[penis]].]] |
== Likes == | == Likes == | ||
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* Shooting Pool | * Shooting Pool | ||
* Fruity Pebbles cereal and its other variants. | * Fruity Pebbles cereal and its other variants. | ||
| − | * Harebrained | + | * Harebrained schemes |
* Betting on things. | * Betting on things. | ||
* Barney | * Barney | ||
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* His mother-in-law. | * His mother-in-law. | ||
* When Barney steals his breakfast. | * When Barney steals his breakfast. | ||
| − | * Traffic | + | * Traffic jams |
* [[Blooreguard Q. Kazoo]] | * [[Blooreguard Q. Kazoo]] | ||
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== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
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* "THIS IS A TAPESTRY OF JUSTICE! I WANT THE BOOK THROWN AT HIM!" | * "THIS IS A TAPESTRY OF JUSTICE! I WANT THE BOOK THROWN AT HIM!" | ||
* "Barneylookwho'sscrumpyscrumptchyscrumptchylookwho'skazzzikkkimeanlookwho'ssoburned!" | * "Barneylookwho'sscrumpyscrumptchyscrumptchylookwho'skazzzikkkimeanlookwho'ssoburned!" | ||
| + | * "BET. BET. BET BET BET BET BET." | ||
* "Yeah, Barney, Winston tastes good like a... cigarette should." | * "Yeah, Barney, Winston tastes good like a... cigarette should." | ||
* "♫Winston tastes good like a *click, click* cigarette should!♫" | * "♫Winston tastes good like a *click, click* cigarette should!♫" | ||
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*He's the only man to live in the past, the present, and the future, but [[no]]t all three at the same time. | *He's the only man to live in the past, the present, and the future, but [[no]]t all three at the same time. | ||
| − | *He somehow found a way to be frozen near Billy's house. Billy, Mandy, and Grim somehow found a way to unthaw him. Billy, however, made him be called "Jake Steel", which he hates. | + | *He somehow found a way to be frozen near Billy's house. Billy, Mandy, and Grim somehow found a way to unthaw him. Billy, however, made him be called "[[JakeSteel|Jake Steel]]", which he hates. |
*He only smokes Winston's cigarettes. | *He only smokes Winston's cigarettes. | ||
*Has a speech impediment. | *Has a speech impediment. | ||
Revision as of 11:58, 20 May 2010
This article is filed under Characters.Fred Flintstone is the main character from the 1960s TV series The Flintstones. He is a caveman who speaks surprisingly fluent English and lives in Bedrock with his wife Wilma, daughter Pebbles, and pet Snorkasaurus Dino. He works at the Slate & Co. rock quarry with his best friend and neighbor Barney Rubble. At one time the mascot for Hanna-Barbera and a star of many TV specials and movies, he has since been replaced by Scooby-Doo and now only stars in cereal commercials.
If you turn him upside down, he looks like a big penis.
Likes
- Bowling
- Shooting Pool
- Fruity Pebbles cereal and its other variants.
- Harebrained schemes
- Betting on things.
- Barney
- His Pebbles
- The Great Gazoo (Secretly.)
- Wilma
- The Jetsons
- Dino
- Winston Cigarettes
Dislikes
- His mother-in-law.
- When Barney steals his breakfast.
- Traffic jams
- Blooreguard Q. Kazoo
Quotes
- "Yabba-Dabba-Doo!"
- "Barney, My Pebbles!!"
- "I'm Mr. Smart Guy."
- "THIS IS A TAPESTRY OF JUSTICE! I WANT THE BOOK THROWN AT HIM!"
- "Barneylookwho'sscrumpyscrumptchyscrumptchylookwho'skazzzikkkimeanlookwho'ssoburned!"
- "BET. BET. BET BET BET BET BET."
- "Yeah, Barney, Winston tastes good like a... cigarette should."
- "♫Winston tastes good like a *click, click* cigarette should!♫"
Trivia
- He's the only man to live in the past, the present, and the future, but not all three at the same time.
- He somehow found a way to be frozen near Billy's house. Billy, Mandy, and Grim somehow found a way to unthaw him. Billy, however, made him be called "Jake Steel", which he hates.
- He only smokes Winston's cigarettes.
- Has a speech impediment.
