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[[Image:Impa2.png|thumb|Impa in her younger days.]]
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Impa is the advisor to the [[King of Hyrule]] and keeper of the Triforce of Wisdom. She is also [[Zelda]]'s Personal Aid.
 
Impa is the advisor to the [[King of Hyrule]] and keeper of the Triforce of Wisdom. She is also [[Zelda]]'s Personal Aid.
  
Cultural Heritage: Native American?
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Cultural Heritage: Native American in most Zelda games, but she really looks white in the [[CD-i]] games.
  
 
==Health Issues==
 
==Health Issues==
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[[Image:HectansDangerous.jpg|thumb|right|[[Hectan]] is dangerous!
 
It has been made apparent that Impa often suffers from extensive seizures and Alzheimer's Disease.
 
It has been made apparent that Impa often suffers from extensive seizures and Alzheimer's Disease.
  
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
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[[Image:Impa2.png|thumb|Impa in her younger days.]]
 
*She is not involved with [[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]]'s takeover of the Chef's burnt cakes.
 
*She is not involved with [[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]]'s takeover of the Chef's burnt cakes.
 
*She has an abnormally large left arm and hand that she uses to stroke Zelda when she is upset.
 
*She has an abnormally large left arm and hand that she uses to stroke Zelda when she is upset.

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Name: Impa
Appears In: The Legend of Zelda
Sex: Female
Age: 72 (at most)
Nationality: Austrian
Occupation(s): King's Advisor, Zelda's nanny

Impa is the advisor to the King of Hyrule and keeper of the Triforce of Wisdom. She is also Zelda's Personal Aid.

Cultural Heritage: Native American in most Zelda games, but she really looks white in the CD-i games.

Health Issues

[[Image:HectansDangerous.jpg|thumb|right|Hectan is dangerous! It has been made apparent that Impa often suffers from extensive seizures and Alzheimer's Disease.

Trivia

Impa in her younger days.
  • She is not involved with The Hairspray Queen's takeover of the Chef's burnt cakes.
  • She has an abnormally large left arm and hand that she uses to stroke Zelda when she is upset.
  • She is often woken up by Zelda to take random trips to both Gamelon and IHOP. She's also woken up by Zelda for certain actions that shouldn't be named.
  • She is known to roar when angry.
  • According to Tourettes Guy, "SHE'S OLD AS FUCK!"
  • Really old men, however, thick she's as sexy as fuck. (Gross!)
    • She actually was in Ocarina of Time, where she was young.