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[[YouChewPoop]]'s [http://youchewpoop.com/news/ front page] has many news articles on it, which is contributed by many news writers.
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[[Image:Lonely-island-t-pain-boat.jpg|thumb|I'M ON A BOAT!]]
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Writing for the front page is a great way to express creativity and spread attention about [[Youtube Poop|Youtube Poopers]] you find are cool. Your articles can also benefit the audience - such as motivating them to create good Youtube Poops, and noting whether a certain video game is [[good]] or not. [[Yes|So writing for the YouChewPoop front page is a win-win situation]]!
 
  
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==How to write for the front page==
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==In brief==
  
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To apply for a slot on the front page, you need to e-mail [[RabbitSnore]] (his e-mail address is in the [http://youchewpoop.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=60&t=6879&start=0 YCP News Office thread]) with a sample of one of your articles to be posted on the front page, and [[RabbitSnore]] will let you know if he has accepted your article or not.
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I'M ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M SAILING ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!
  
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If you ''have'' had an article posted on the front page, then congratulations; You can probably expect to receive fan mail and attention! Use [[Template:Newsstaff|this news template]] on your [[Chewiki]] page to note that you have written at least one article. However, if you've made one that is ''very'' epic, or made at least five; ''instead'' use [[Template:Majornewscontribute|this one]] for your page.
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==History==
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I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER. TAKE A LOOK AT ME. STRAIGHT SAILING ON A BOAT ON THE DEEP BLUE SEA. BUSTIN' FIVE KNOTS. WIND WHIPPING OUT MY COAT. YOU CAN'T STOP ME, MOTHERFUCKER, CAUSE I'M ON A BOAT.
  
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What are you waiting for?! Grab that pencil and get to work!
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===First poop seen===
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TAKE A PICTURE, TRICK. I'M ON A BOAT, BITCH. I'M DRINKING SANTANA CHAMP CAUSE IT'S SO CRIPS. I GOT MY SWIM TRUNKS AND MY FLIPPIE FLOPPIES. YOU AT KINKOS STRAIGHT FLIPPIN' COPIES. I'M ON A DOLPHIN DOING FLIPS AND SHIT. THIS DOLPHIN'S SPLASHING GETTING EVERYBODY ALL WET BUT THIS AIN'T SEA WORLD. THIS IS AS REAL AS IT GETS. I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER. DON'T YOU EVER FORGET.
  
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===Tips===
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===First poop made===
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I'M ON A BOAT AND IT'S GOING FAST AND I GOT A NAUTICAL THEMED PASHMINA AFGHAN!
  
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*CREATIVITY. One of the most important.
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==Style==
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*Brainstorm. Brainstorming can help you think of an article to write about and what details to put in it, but it can also help enhance your future creativity.
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I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD ON THE BOAT LIKE LEO. IF YOU ON THE SHORE THEN YOU SURE AREN'T ME-O. GET THE FUCK UP, THIS BOAT IS REAL!
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*Try to make a long article. Not too long though, and the longer it is; the more exciting and entertaining it needs to be.
 
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*Make it witty and humorous. And don't try to imitate [[The Irate Gamer|Chris Bores]]' humor, because 85% of the time you'll fail. A small amount of comedy alongside the information of your article will actually make viewers glad that they read your article.
 
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*Use descriptive language. Don't use ''too'' many hard words so that people will barely understand, but just enough.
 
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*Try to avoid swearing. While swearing usually is allowed on [[YouChewPoop]], not using them in your article can make it seem more mature; and make it appeal to a wider audience.
 
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*Try to make the tone of your article sound a bit happy - it will probably make your audience cheerful along with [[you]].
 
  
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===Preferred Sources===
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*FUCK LAND! I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER.
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*FUCK TREES! I CLIMB BUOYS, MOTHERFUCKER.
  
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===Preferred Methods===
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*I'M ON THE DECK WITH MY BOYS, MOTHERFUCKER.
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*THE BOAT ENGINE MAKES NOISE MOTHERFUCKER.
  
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[[image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|thumb|left|In addition to this page, Yoshi also likes many of the [[Billy Mays|awesome]] news articles that have been written for [[YouChewPoop]].]]
 
  
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===Prefered Tech===
  
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==Additional Links==
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HEY, MA, IF YOU COULD SEE ME NOW. ARMS STRETCHED OUT ON THE STARBOARD BOW! GONNA FLY THIS BOAT TO THE MOON SOMEHOW!
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*[http://www.youchewpoop.com/news/ The front page]
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*[http://youchewpoop.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=60&t=6879&start=0 The 'YCP News Office' thread.]
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===Dislikes===
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*[http://youchewpoop.com/news/attempted-fordtopia/ An article about the recent Fordtopia that occured at the forums somewhat recently.]
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LIKE KEVIN GARNETT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
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==Reception==
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YEAH. NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ON A BOAT!
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===Criticism===
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IT'S A BIG BLUE WATERY ROAD. POSEIDON! LOOK AT ME! OH! NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY WHEN A BIG BOAT COMIN' MY WAY!
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===Achievements===
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BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I FUCKED A MERMAID!
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==Associates==
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I'M ON A BOAT
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===In Real Life===
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I'M ON A BOAT
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===Online===
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EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M SAILING ON A BOAT!
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===Influences===
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I'M ON A BOAT!
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===Fans===
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I'M ON A BOAT!
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<!--==Poop Listing==-->
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TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!
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==Other Information==
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SHA-SHA-SHORTY!
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===Trivia===
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SHORTY!
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===Links===
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YEAAAAAAH!
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===Other Links===
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

Revision as of 15:13, 9 October 2009

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I'M ON A BOAT!

In brief

I'M ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M SAILING ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!

History

I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER. TAKE A LOOK AT ME. STRAIGHT SAILING ON A BOAT ON THE DEEP BLUE SEA. BUSTIN' FIVE KNOTS. WIND WHIPPING OUT MY COAT. YOU CAN'T STOP ME, MOTHERFUCKER, CAUSE I'M ON A BOAT.

First poop seen

TAKE A PICTURE, TRICK. I'M ON A BOAT, BITCH. I'M DRINKING SANTANA CHAMP CAUSE IT'S SO CRIPS. I GOT MY SWIM TRUNKS AND MY FLIPPIE FLOPPIES. YOU AT KINKOS STRAIGHT FLIPPIN' COPIES. I'M ON A DOLPHIN DOING FLIPS AND SHIT. THIS DOLPHIN'S SPLASHING GETTING EVERYBODY ALL WET BUT THIS AIN'T SEA WORLD. THIS IS AS REAL AS IT GETS. I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER. DON'T YOU EVER FORGET.

First poop made

I'M ON A BOAT AND IT'S GOING FAST AND I GOT A NAUTICAL THEMED PASHMINA AFGHAN!

Style

I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD ON THE BOAT LIKE LEO. IF YOU ON THE SHORE THEN YOU SURE AREN'T ME-O. GET THE FUCK UP, THIS BOAT IS REAL!

Preferred Sources

  • FUCK LAND! I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER.
  • FUCK TREES! I CLIMB BUOYS, MOTHERFUCKER.

Preferred Methods

  • I'M ON THE DECK WITH MY BOYS, MOTHERFUCKER.
  • THE BOAT ENGINE MAKES NOISE MOTHERFUCKER.


Prefered Tech

HEY, MA, IF YOU COULD SEE ME NOW. ARMS STRETCHED OUT ON THE STARBOARD BOW! GONNA FLY THIS BOAT TO THE MOON SOMEHOW!

Dislikes

LIKE KEVIN GARNETT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

Reception

YEAH. NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ON A BOAT!


Criticism

IT'S A BIG BLUE WATERY ROAD. POSEIDON! LOOK AT ME! OH! NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY WHEN A BIG BOAT COMIN' MY WAY!

Achievements

BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I FUCKED A MERMAID!

Associates

I'M ON A BOAT

In Real Life

I'M ON A BOAT

Online

EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M SAILING ON A BOAT!

Influences

I'M ON A BOAT!

Fans

I'M ON A BOAT!

TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!

Other Information

SHA-SHA-SHORTY!

Trivia

SHORTY!

Links

YEAAAAAAH!

Other Links

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

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