Fred Flintstone

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Fred Flintstone is the main character from the 1960s TV series The Flintstones. He is a caveman who speaks surprisingly fluent English and lives in Bedrock with his wife Wilma, daughter Pebbles, and pet Snorkasaurus Dino. He works at the Slate & Co. rock quarry with his best friend and neighbor Barney Rubble. At one time the mascot for Hanna-Barbera and a star of many TV specials and movies, he has since been replaced by Scooby-Doo and now only stars in cereal commercials. Oh, and he has a speech impediment and is said to look like a big penis, despite his rumored lack of one.

He looks like a big penis if you turn him upside down.

Likes

• Bowling
• Shooting Pool
• Fruity Pebbles cereal and its other variants.
• Harebrained Schemes
• Betting on things.
• Barney
• Pebbles
• The Great Gazoo (Secretly.)
• Wilma
• The Jetsons
• Dino
• Winston Cigarettes

Dislikes

• His mother-in-law.
• When Barney steals his breakfast.
• Traffic Jams
• Blooreguard Q. Kazoo

Quotes

• "Yabba-Dabba-Doo!"
• "Barney, My Pebbles!!"
• "I'm Mr. Smart Guy."
• "THIS IS A TAPESTRY OF JUSTICE! I WANT THE BOOK THROWN AT HIM!"
• "Barneylookwho'sscrumpyscrumptchyscrumptchylookwho'skazzzikkkimeanlookwho'ssoburned!"
• "Yeah, Barney, Winston tastes good like a... cigarette should."
• "♫Winston tastes good like a *click, click* cigarette should!♫"

Trivia

• He's the only man to live in the past, the present, and the future, but not all three at the same time.
• He somehow found a way to be frozen near Billy's house. Billy, Mandy, and Grim somehow found a way to unthaw him. Billy, however, made him be called "Jake Steel", which he hates.