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==Overview==
 
==Overview==
  
Squidward is a six-armed octopus who lives under the sea with his neighbors, [[Spongebob]], [[Patrick]], and Cindy Lauper. He has worked the full-time register at the [[Krusty Krab]] for over twenty years, despite hating everyone around him, and secretly grows marijuana in his basement. He also sports a variety of musical instruments, but prefers to excerise his sexual tendencies with them as opposed to actually play them.  
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Squidward is a six-armed octopus who lives under the sea with his neighbors, [[Spongebob]], [[Patrick]], and Sidney Crosby. He has worked the full-time register at the [[Krusty Krab]] for over twenty <s>thousand</s> years, despite hating everyone around him, and secretly grows marijuana in his basement. He also sports a variety of musical instruments, but prefers to excerise his sexual tendencies with them as opposed to actually play them.  
  
Squidward is also a chronic diabetic, and a carrier of the Avian Flu. He was once a harborer of over fifteen STDs but survived by cutting his genitals off.
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Squidward is also a chronic diabetic, and a carrier of the Avian Flu. He was once a harborer of over fifteen [[AIDS|STDs]] but survived by cutting his genitals off.
  
 
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Squidward loves being all alooooooooone.

Overview

Squidward is a six-armed octopus who lives under the sea with his neighbors, Spongebob, Patrick, and Sidney Crosby. He has worked the full-time register at the Krusty Krab for over twenty thousand years, despite hating everyone around him, and secretly grows marijuana in his basement. He also sports a variety of musical instruments, but prefers to excerise his sexual tendencies with them as opposed to actually play them.

Squidward is also a chronic diabetic, and a carrier of the Avian Flu. He was once a harborer of over fifteen STDs but survived by cutting his genitals off.