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*The picture above is not Richard Nixon. It is an actor playing Nixon. | *The picture above is not Richard Nixon. It is an actor playing Nixon. | ||
*Nixon happens to be an old acquaintance of [[GameCubeHero]]. | *Nixon happens to be an old acquaintance of [[GameCubeHero]]. | ||
| + | *He once tried to become President of Jar Jar Binks' people, until he realized what freaking retards they are. | ||
Revision as of 13:53, 20 February 2009
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Richard Nixon was the 37th president of the United States. He believes that if he does something illegal, then it is not illegal, because he is the president of the United States.
History
We all know what we need to know about Nixon. But what we don't know is his secret life. He personally had trouble closing and opening doors, and he believed the purpose of life was being able to find water. You decide what the truth is. It is all a conspiracy.
Quotes
- "FUCKING KENNEDYS GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING. GOD DAMN."
- "IN THE OLD DAYS PEOPLE KNEW HOW TO HOLD POWER"
- "I'M SAYING, THAT WHEN THE PRESIDENT DOES IT, THAT MEANS, IT'S NOT ILLEGAL"
- "CHINA"
- "RUSSIANS"
Likes
- Falling for hours
Dislikes
- Neji
Trivia
- The picture above is not Richard Nixon. It is an actor playing Nixon.
- Nixon happens to be an old acquaintance of GameCubeHero.
- He once tried to become President of Jar Jar Binks' people, until he realized what freaking retards they are.
