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After being subscribed to Megaman765 for many months, Calculate900 watched his '''Philips CD-I Spoof''', his only try at a remix because he saw others.  Calc enjoyed this video, but he didn't discover YouTube Poop until he saw Onewingdangl's '''CD-I Bloopers'''.  From there, he saw '''Your Face Will DIE!''', '''Swords for Dinner''', and many other poops.
 
After being subscribed to Megaman765 for many months, Calculate900 watched his '''Philips CD-I Spoof''', his only try at a remix because he saw others.  Calc enjoyed this video, but he didn't discover YouTube Poop until he saw Onewingdangl's '''CD-I Bloopers'''.  From there, he saw '''Your Face Will DIE!''', '''Swords for Dinner''', and many other poops.
  
Currently, he has restarted his poop-making career after a long break, with two new videos. His YouTube account, however, is closed.
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He closed his account shortly before reaching 900 subscribers, but made a new account, CalculateInBinary001, to continue with his pooping career after a short hiatus.  Soon after, however, he reopened his Calculate900 account, reuploading old poops for others to enjoy.  He rarely makes any new material anymore, but he does put forth a video every so often.
  
 
===First poop seen===
 
===First poop seen===
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===Preferred Sources===
 
===Preferred Sources===
*Varies, but can include videos such as [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]].
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*Originally CD-i
*Other various videos on [[YouTube]].
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*Currently, sources vary.  Calc rarely uses the same source in many poops.
  
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
===Preferred Methods===
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*Vanilla Loop
 
*Vanilla Loop
 
*Ear Rape
 
*Ear Rape
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*Reversing
  
 
===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
Impersonations made by YouTubers with nothing better to do.
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Liberalism.
See [http://www.youtube.com/Calculate9OO Calculate9OO].
 
  
 
==Reception==
 
==Reception==
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"Calculate900 isnt great for making excellent Poops- he's great because he is a good friend. A true example of an artistic pooper." - [[NintendoBrad]]
 
"Calculate900 isnt great for making excellent Poops- he's great because he is a good friend. A true example of an artistic pooper." - [[NintendoBrad]]
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===Criticism===
 
===Criticism===
 
<!-- Common mistakes made by this pooper, recurring negative youtube comments and self confessed annoyances-->
 
<!-- Common mistakes made by this pooper, recurring negative youtube comments and self confessed annoyances-->
 
Although his guide was successful, he has obtained much criticism for not going into detail on how to work Windows Movie Maker.
 
Although his guide was successful, he has obtained much criticism for not going into detail on how to work Windows Movie Maker.
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At one point, he was criticized for using anime in his poops.  He ignored them, though he hasn't used anime since.
  
 
===Achievements===
 
===Achievements===
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==Associates==
 
==Associates==
 
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*[http://www.youtube.com/user/CalculateInBinary001 CalculateInBinary001, his alter ego.]
[[Image:Colonel Sanders.png|thumb|This chicken guy approves of this user.]]
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[[Image:New_icon_lol.jpg‎|thumb|If you see this user wandering YouTube, it's Calculate900 in disguise.]]
  
 
===In Real Life===
 
===In Real Life===
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*[[Cloggedone]]
 
*[[Cloggedone]]
 
*[[NintendoBrad]]
 
*[[NintendoBrad]]
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*[[GamingGod001]]
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*[[intenseowl]]
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*[[MilkR0und]]
  
 
===Influences and Favorites===
 
===Influences and Favorites===
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*'''MARIO LAUGHS WHILE I PLAY HEARTBREAKING MUSIC.'''
 
*'''MARIO LAUGHS WHILE I PLAY HEARTBREAKING MUSIC.'''
 
*'''Entry in "Poopers Unite!"'''
 
*'''Entry in "Poopers Unite!"'''
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*'''Entry in "Uctions 404'd Contest'''
 
*'''Tennis- Ed Likes Circles'''
 
*'''Tennis- Ed Likes Circles'''
 
*'''Tennis- Chadwardenn Likes PENISH!'''
 
*'''Tennis- Chadwardenn Likes PENISH!'''
 
*'''Tribute to GamingGod001'''
 
*'''Tribute to GamingGod001'''
 
*'''For MilkR0und'''
 
*'''For MilkR0und'''
*'''BIOSHOCK FOR PS3!!!!!'''
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*'''BIOSHOCK FOR PS3!!!!!'''
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*'''Chocolate In Disguise: An MP3 Poop'''
 
*'''Tennis- The Offspring Be Ballin''''
 
*'''Tennis- The Offspring Be Ballin''''
 
*'''Tennis- Panic! at the Disco Be Ballin''''
 
*'''Tennis- Panic! at the Disco Be Ballin''''
 
*'''Tennis- Daffy Duck Be Ballin''''
 
*'''Tennis- Daffy Duck Be Ballin''''
*'''Blaze X Rouge- Clumsy'''
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*'''Blaze X Rouge- Clumsy'''
 
*'''THE SCIAVISBO UNIT'''
 
*'''THE SCIAVISBO UNIT'''
*'''LOL I STOLE A POOP TAT SUM1 STOLE FROM ME LOL'''
 
 
*'''YOU NIAR'''
 
*'''YOU NIAR'''
 
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*'''RAAЯ MAΩAM'''
┼Videos posted on different account(s).
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*'''HEY SOULJA BOY I'M DOING SOMETHING WITH MY LIFE'''
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*'''TRIBUTE TO NTRANCED1701'''
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*'''Another Finished Youtube poop...'''
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*'''PSA FROM YOUR FRIENDS IN UZBEKISTAN'''
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*'''OH HI'''
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*'''Smear'ward'''
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*'''Fresh Prince of Yoshi's Island'''
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*'''Velete this dideo, it is wolen from GalrusStuy. GalrusStuy uploaded it a WAY defore you bid.'''
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*'''Not Hotel Mario'''
  
 
==Other Information==
 
==Other Information==

Revision as of 09:15, 9 June 2009

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In brief

Calculate900 started out as a claymation artist, but moved on to YouTube Poops when he realized no one liked his claymations. He has made some well received videos, including Sonic and the Commercial Outtakes and Link + Dinner = Disaster.

History

ASI9PiHWaI0|250}} Calculate900's first Youtube Poop.

After being subscribed to Megaman765 for many months, Calculate900 watched his Philips CD-I Spoof, his only try at a remix because he saw others. Calc enjoyed this video, but he didn't discover YouTube Poop until he saw Onewingdangl's CD-I Bloopers. From there, he saw Your Face Will DIE!, Swords for Dinner, and many other poops.

He closed his account shortly before reaching 900 subscribers, but made a new account, CalculateInBinary001, to continue with his pooping career after a short hiatus. Soon after, however, he reopened his Calculate900 account, reuploading old poops for others to enjoy. He rarely makes any new material anymore, but he does put forth a video every so often.

First poop seen

Philips CD-I Spoof

First poop made

Get Offa My Princess

Style

Partial to video distortion, sudden ear rape, and some sentence mixing once in a while.

Preferred Sources

  • Originally CD-i
  • Currently, sources vary. Calc rarely uses the same source in many poops.

Preferred Methods

  • Stutter Loop [Plus]
  • Vanilla Loop
  • Ear Rape
  • Reversing

Dislikes

Liberalism.

Reception

"Makes great YTPs, one of my friends on Youtube, creator of the famed "Link + Dinner = Disaster" series. Hes one of the most well known YTP makers on Youtube, his popularity is almost equal to that of conradslater and The Electric Cheese. Im pretty sure hes one of JezMM's friends too." - Randomizer742

"Awesome pooper, hes one of my many YTP idols, and hes a heck of a lot more famous then me! -crabzman

"Calculate900 isnt great for making excellent Poops- he's great because he is a good friend. A true example of an artistic pooper." - NintendoBrad

Criticism

Although his guide was successful, he has obtained much criticism for not going into detail on how to work Windows Movie Maker. At one point, he was criticized for using anime in his poops. He ignored them, though he hasn't used anime since.

Achievements

  • No dount best known for his How to Make a Youtube Poop guide which, due to the increasing number of AIDS cases, was removed.

Associates

If you see this user wandering YouTube, it's Calculate900 in disguise.

In Real Life

Online

Influences and Favorites

Fans

List of Poops

  • Get Offa My Princess!
  • When You Pinch Wendy's ****'s...
  • Link + Dinner = Disaster (2 Parts)
  • All Your 'Ghetti Are Belong To Us
  • Sonic and the Commercial Outtakes
  • EY HOAP SHI MAYD LOTSUH SPUH-GE-TEE!
  • MARIO LAUGHS WHILE I PLAY HEARTBREAKING MUSIC.
  • Entry in "Poopers Unite!"
  • Entry in "Uctions 404'd Contest
  • Tennis- Ed Likes Circles
  • Tennis- Chadwardenn Likes PENISH!
  • Tribute to GamingGod001
  • For MilkR0und
  • BIOSHOCK FOR PS3!!!!!
  • Chocolate In Disguise: An MP3 Poop
  • Tennis- The Offspring Be Ballin'
  • Tennis- Panic! at the Disco Be Ballin'
  • Tennis- Daffy Duck Be Ballin'
  • Blaze X Rouge- Clumsy
  • THE SCIAVISBO UNIT
  • YOU NIAR
  • RAAЯ MAΩAM
  • HEY SOULJA BOY I'M DOING SOMETHING WITH MY LIFE
  • TRIBUTE TO NTRANCED1701
  • Another Finished Youtube poop...
  • PSA FROM YOUR FRIENDS IN UZBEKISTAN
  • OH HI
  • Smear'ward
  • Fresh Prince of Yoshi's Island
  • Velete this dideo, it is wolen from GalrusStuy. GalrusStuy uploaded it a WAY defore you bid.
  • Not Hotel Mario

Other Information

Trivia

Links

Other Links