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'''Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa''' is one of [[King Koopa]]'s sons.
 
 
 
==Personality==
 
[[Image:Gopherbash_0006.jpg|thumb|Cheatsy's appearance.]]
 
You know it's Cheatsy if he's...
 
 
 
* Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall
 
 
 
* Telling Gophers to stand there
 
 
 
* Gay
 
 
 
* Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named [[Roy]] because he likes him
 
 
 
* He is a poser
 
 
 
* His erection lasts more than 4 hours
 
 
 
* Humping football players
 
 
 
* Raping the floor
 
 
 
== Trivia ==
 
 
 
*The cheatsy life is lots of fun.(LOTS OF FUN!)
 
 
 
*Cheatsy has a cum fetish.
 
 
 
*Wants to destroy some grandma.
 
 
 
*He is terribly afraid of [[Lum Invader]]
 
 
 
*His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
 
 
 
*He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
 
 
 
*He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
 
 
 
*He does not like Jews.
 
 
 
*Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
 
 
 
*He has been raped repeatedly by Roy "Bully" Koopa.
 
 
 
*He likes anal.
 
 
 
*He has Lung Cancer and Prostate Cancer, as well as Bladder Control problems.
 
 
 
*Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi regime]].
 
 
 
*Has been accused of raping [[The Princess]] at his Koopa Hotel.
 
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==Dislikes==
 
 
 
*The Mario Brothers
 
*Hollywood
 
*John Lennon
 
*[[The Princess]]
 
*[[The Cave People]]
 
 
 
==Disliked By==
 
 
 
*The Mario Brothers
 
*[[The Princess]]
 
*[[Cum]] (Kingdom)
 
*John Lennon
 
*Charlie Chaplin
 
*Adam West
 
*GEICO Insurance Co.
 
*Mushroom Kingdom
 
*[[Oogtar]]
 
*Every Member of The Beatles
 
*Verizon
 
*[[The Kool Aid Guy]]
 
*[[Tails]]
 
*[[Toad]]
 
*Smokey, The "Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires" Bear
 
*[[Weird Al Yankovic]]
 
*[[Iron Maiden]]
 
*[[Dethklok]]
 
*[[Metallica]]
 
*Everyone who's on or used to be on [[Insane Clown Posse|Psychocathic Records]]
 
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
 
*Esham The Unholy
 
*Project Born
 
*Twiztid
 
*The R.O.C.
 
*Blaze Ya Dead Homie
 
*Anybody Killa (ABK)
 
*Boondox
 
*Dark Lotus
 
*DJ Clay
 
*The Psychopathic Rydas
 
*Motown Rage
 
*System of A Down
 
*The Beach Boys
 
*[[Bono]] of U2
 
*[[Phil Collins]]
 
*[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]
 
*[[George Volcano]]
 
*Jews
 
*[[Mama Luigi]]
 
*[[Stone Luigi]]
 
*[[Fat Mario]]
 
*[[Retard Luigi]]
 
*[[Wizardheimer]]
 
*Pakistanis
 
*Osama Bin Laden
 
*[[Borat]]
 
*[[George Bush]]
 
*Richard Nixon
 
*[[Yoshkins]]
 
*The Weather Channel
 
*Hilary Clinton
 
*[[Bill O'Reilly]]
 
*Sacramento
 
*CNN
 
*Surfers
 
*Old Man Winter
 
*Box Companies
 
*Houston, TX
 
*[[Obama]]
 
*[[Arnold Schwarzanagger]]
 
*Indians
 
*Canadians
 
*The French
 
*Germans
 
*The Czech Republic
 
*England
 
*The Clash
 
*Sammy Davis Jr & The Rat Pack
 
*Russians
 
*Street Performers
 
*State Farm Insurance
 
*Progressive
 
*ITT Tech
 
*Californians
 
*Garndmas all over the world (especially [[You|your]] grandma & [[You|my]] grandma).
 
 
 
==Porn Magazines==
 
 
 
Cheatsy stars in "Horny Koopas Weekly" magazine.
 
 
 
==Memorable Quotes==
 
 
 
*IYAAAAAAAARGH!
 
*AT LAST! My time has [[Cum|CUM]]!
 
*That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
 
*I am the emperor of evesdroping!
 
*[[Retard|Don't just help him! STAND THERE!]]
 
*You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
 
*...Dissiz Bahddurdan BAAHD-DAAHD!
 
 
 
[[Category:Super Mario World]]
 

Revision as of 21:14, 28 January 2008

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