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| − | Heavy Weapons Guy is a [[fat]], bald, maniacal Slavic man | + | '''Heavy Weapons Guy''' is a [[fat]], bald, maniacal Slavic man. He usually gets pissed when sombody touches his lover/gun, Sasha. |
He has yet to meet someone who can outsmart a bullet and enjoys massacaring thousands of people. | He has yet to meet someone who can outsmart a bullet and enjoys massacaring thousands of people. | ||
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*It is rumored that he may be in a [[No|relationship]] with the [[Soldier]]. | *It is rumored that he may be in a [[No|relationship]] with the [[Soldier]]. | ||
*It is confirmed that he has a grandson, which is the main character of Quake 2. | *It is confirmed that he has a grandson, which is the main character of Quake 2. | ||
| − | *Had | + | *Had a threesome with Sasha and BULLET at the same time. |
| − | *Loves | + | *Loves having sex with stuff that is not alive. |
| − | *His gun Sasha | + | *His gun, Sasha, is a man. You just can't see his [[PENIS|PENISH!]] |
| − | *[[Leon]], | + | *[[Leon]], one of the Heavy's rivals, knows a way to outsmart his bullet, though he believes it's a lie. |
| + | *Is sometimes called '''the Heavy'''. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 10:34, 2 December 2007
This article is filed under Characters.Heavy Weapons Guy is a fat, bald, maniacal Slavic man. He usually gets pissed when sombody touches his lover/gun, Sasha. He has yet to meet someone who can outsmart a bullet and enjoys massacaring thousands of people.
Quotes
- Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?
- Some people think they can outsmart me....maybe *sniff* maybe.... I have yet meet one that can outsmart BULLET.
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE
- "BUAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"
- It costs 40,000 dollars to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds.
Trivia
- It is rumored that he may be in a relationship with the Soldier.
- It is confirmed that he has a grandson, which is the main character of Quake 2.
- Had a threesome with Sasha and BULLET at the same time.
- Loves having sex with stuff that is not alive.
- His gun, Sasha, is a man. You just can't see his PENISH!
- Leon, one of the Heavy's rivals, knows a way to outsmart his bullet, though he believes it's a lie.
- Is sometimes called the Heavy.
See Also
First Heavy Weapons Guy poop ever.
Heavy Weapons Guy and his trademark laugh.
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Heavy Weapons Guy laughing at the clowns in a circus.
