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Difference between revisions of "Heavy Weapons Guy"
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A [[fat]], bald , and maniacal old dude who claims his name is Heavy weapons guy. | A [[fat]], bald , and maniacal old dude who claims his name is Heavy weapons guy. | ||
| − | He loves his gun and gets pissed when sombody touches his gun | + | He loves his gun and gets pissed when sombody touches his lover/gun, Sasha. |
| − | He | + | He has yet to meet someone who can outsmart a bullet and enjoys massacring thousands of people |
[[Image:BULLET.JPG|thumb|right|BULLET.]] | [[Image:BULLET.JPG|thumb|right|BULLET.]] | ||
Revision as of 19:53, 3 October 2007
This article is filed under Characters.A fat, bald , and maniacal old dude who claims his name is Heavy weapons guy. He loves his gun and gets pissed when sombody touches his lover/gun, Sasha. He has yet to meet someone who can outsmart a bullet and enjoys massacring thousands of people
Quotes
- Oh my god, who touched Sasha? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?
- Some people think they can outsmart me....maybe *sniff* maybe.... I have yet meet one that can outsmart BULLET.
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE
- "BUAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"
Trivia
- It is rumored that he may be in a relationship with the Soldier.
- It is confirmed that he has a grandson, which is the main character of Quake 2.
