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| − | |name=Zacheatscrackers | + | |name=zoc (formerly zacheatscrackers) |
| − | |image=S09e09_480.jpg | + | |image=Blackwidow.png |
| − | |1stmade=What is two+infinity | + | |1stmade=What Is Two+Infinity? |
| − | |sources=Home Movies, ATHF, Squidbillies, 12 oz. Mouse, South Park etc. | + | |year=07 |
| − | |methods=Rape, Stuttering, Repetition, Sentence Mixing/Word Splicing | + | |sources=Pretty much anything |
| − | |tech=Sony Vegas 7.0 | + | |methods=Sentence Mixing/Stuttering/Rape |
| − | |realname=Zachary | + | |tech=Vegas Pro 15 |
| | + | |realname=Zachary Brian Pietsch |
| | |sex=Male | | |sex=Male |
| | |nationality=USA | | |nationality=USA |
| | + | |youtubeaccount=zacheatscrackers |
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| − | ===It's hard to describe me=== | + | =Short Recap of History= |
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| − | I've been a part of this community for over 3 years now. I've had so much happen to me. Making new friends, making enemies, playing video games, watching cartoons, fapping, consuming crackers, acting like an idiot, you name it. But how would one describe me in simple terms? That's a question only you can answer. | + | I did some things then I did some more things then I ended up on YC and did even more things and shit happened that would take a whole night and a 12 pack of tallboys to explain and now I'm here. |
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| − | [[Image:Suwako2.png|thumb|right|Suwako is amazing. <3]]
| + | Yeah. |
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| | + | [[File:Loli.png|thumb|right|uguu]] |
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| − | [[Image:Nabi.png|thumb|right|Nabi's a boss, yo.]] | + | [[File:Cyclops.png|thumb|right|marvel comic]] |
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| | + | =Personality= |
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| − | ==History==
| + | I'm crazy, though I can be nice. But I'm mostly crazy. |
| − | Obviously you're wondering how I got to be the foul-mouthed, self-pitying, sensitive, goofy douche-bag of a boy I am today. The question beckons many minds, I'm sure. But right here, right now, these words, are the answer you're looking for. Go on! Read them!
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| − | I was a wee lad at the age of 7 when I first discovered the internet in 2001. I thought it was the best thing ever, but that was only because I didn't bother to delve further into the depths of it. I just spent much of my time playing ROMs of Nintendo games and shit. It was nice.
| + | =Evolution of my Style= |
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| − | Then I got bored. I wanted to step things up a bit. I wanted to become more involved in what was going on around the e-world.
| + | Basically cheap 2007-style techniques, then I moved on to rape techniques that would become the norm around 2009ish and stuck with them ever since. |
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| − | In June 2007, I joined smwcentral.net. My first ever community. I joined as zach033094.
| + | ===Current Style=== |
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| − | It didn't go well.
| + | *[[Rape]] |
| | + | *[[Stuttering]] |
| | + | *[[Repetition]] |
| | + | *[[Sentence Mixing]]/Word Splicing |
| | + | *0:30-1:00 length for the most part |
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| − | And it didn't just stop at smwcentral. Feeling no longer accepted there, I went to other communities (starmen.net, SRB2.org, TV.com, MUGEN Infantry/Guild, and Roblox HQ) to try and make a name for myself. None of these communities accepted me. I've had a terrible history with most of these communities and I want to forget I ever joined any of them. They all sucked dick anyway.
| + | =Preferred Sources= |
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| − | I just wanted to be a good, contributing person to a community. I thought that day would never come... until I found Youchewpoop, the first and probably only community that will ever accept me for who I am.
| + | Just about anything, as long as I feel I can poop it. I've never been picky. |
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| − | I entered the pooping scene in August 17th, 2007 because I felt like it, and started making poops.
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| − | Eventually, I joined Youchew years ago after lurking since it was just youtubepoop.com, just to see if my time spent here would be any better than previous community experiences. Things didn't go any better than they did from my other community experiences. I acted no different and my lust for a new name was yet again diminished... for now.
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| − | During early '09, I left Youchewpoop (while getting myself banned at the same time) temporarily due to getting into a stupid incident with a member. After that, I pretty just gave up on forums/communities in general for months. I thought I was nothing more than a pathetic piece of shit that will never be accepted by anyone ever. I was so pathetic and unlikeable and jealous of how everyone could have a friend but me. I went off to do irl things for a while.
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| − | Later on, I went back to the aforementioned MUGEN forums in an attempt to fill my internet void. I also became allowed to join starmen's secret forum, but eventually lost interest in both. Both of those places were just... too boring. Neither of them clicked with me.
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| − | Then I made probably one of my best decisions ever. I returned on June '09 and acted differently. I no longer pissed and whined at every single thing. I no longer acted like an attention-starved asshole. I've done nothing to damage my reputation on the forums since then (aside from my "nigga-phase"), and eventually everyone started to like me. I finally knew what it was like to have online friends. I continued to be a good guy, and soon enough, I became one of the most popular people on the forums; that one guy everyone wanted to socialize with. I still am to a certain extent, but my popularity flare has fazed a little. Oh well.
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| − | So what goes on with me today? Well, since my personality overhaul, I'm practically a completely different person from what I once was. I'm into Touhou now. I watch Williams Street shows on a daily basis. I spend half my time fucking around on the forums and playing TF2/L4D. I still make some good ol' poops. I talk with practically everyone. People are actually JEALOUS of how popular I am. I don't even know, man. It's strange.
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| − | And I'm practically considered a Youchewpoop landmark. Heh.
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| − | Also, I just prefer being called Zach now, since I've officially changed my name to Zach. My reason for this is because as time went on, people calling me by my full alias (take a guess!) has faded and people just referred to me as Zach, and by 2010, everyone just called me Zach instead of zacheatscrackers. My current YouTube account is still named zacheatscrackers, but oh well, not much I can do about that. I could change accounts, but no one would even give a shit, so whatever.
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| − | [[Image:Vampire_victim.png|thumb|right|I have quite the fascination for cute things, as you can see!]]
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| − | Nowadays, I just hang out. Nothing major.
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| − | [[Image:Fitzgun.png|thumb|right|Fitz everywhere in this bitch.]]
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| − | I've been a pooper since August 17th 2007, 3 whole years, and I still love making poops. Even if it's just sparingly nowadays, I still get a kick out of doing it. It's good to have at least a little poop spirit in you. | |
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| − | [[Image:R9gbyd.png|frame|right|On a lesser note, I'm a fan of Panty and Stocking. Along with some of my buddies!]]
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| − | ===Personality===
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| − | I'm frequently regarded as nice, but sometimes I can be a complete douche; which I'm fully aware of. I try to better myself all the time, even when I don't need to. My self-pity doesn't help.
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| − | I'm also super girly so I tend to use alot of smilies and shit; make of that what you will.
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| − | [[Image:403824.jpg|frame|right|I will never not :3c at this]]
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| − | ==Style==
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| − | I suppose you could say I'm like [[JazzDanceForChildren]]; like him, I've been making rape poops since the beginning of my poop career, and I continue to do so to this very day. Always was my style, always will be, but I like to have variety at times.
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| − | ===Preferred Sources===
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| − | *[[Hare and Guu]]
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| − | *[[Home Movies]]
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| − | *Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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| − | *Space Ghost Coast to Coast
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| − | *Squidbillies
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| − | *[[The Boondocks]]
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| − | *[[Spongebob Squarepants]]
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| − | *[[South Park]]
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| − | *[[Left 4 Dead]]
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| − | *[[The Simpsons]]
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| − | *Whatever appeals to me
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| − | {{VidCaption|ErLKWPjYqWw|An example of why I love ATHF.}}
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| − | [[Image:Shake.png|thumb|right|Shake will open up portals to Jesus... with your ass.]]
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| − | ===Preferred Methods===
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| − | *[[Stutter Loop|Stutters]]
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| − | *Rape
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| − | *[[Sentence Mixing]]
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| | ===Preferred Tech=== | | ===Preferred Tech=== |
| − | *[[Sony Vegas]]
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| − | *[[Adobe Premiere]]
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| − | *[[WMM]] (if it's one of them beefed-up WMM's with lotsa effects)
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| − | ==Reception==
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| − | I don't even know anymore.
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| − | I guess some people like me and some people don't. That's how I'd like to say it. I don't like being conceited about what people think of me.
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| − | [[Image:Lei-lei_drunk.png|frame|right|Drunk or sleeping? You decide. Either way she's Lei-Lei, motherfucker.]]
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| − | ===Criticism===
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| − | I can be annoying at times but I never intend to. I just want to be seen as an acceptable person. That's all I want.
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| − | Sometimes I'm plain oblivious/stupid so there's alot of things I won't exactly understand clearly unless it's told to me in complete detail. I try to understand things better but I just can't. I don't why.
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| − | But my biggest flaw is probably the fact that I'm self-loathing. I think negatively of myself way too much and I can't help it. I know I'm not that bad of a person but I just have this tendency to think everyone hates me and I don't even know why. It doesn't help that I'm very sensitive.
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| − | I've suffered from depression for a year. It's not fun. Seriously.
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| − | Odd stuff, man. Very, very odd.
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| − | [[Image:Foff.png|frame|right|Good ol' Dogbert.]]
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| − | ===In Real Life===
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| − | *[[nickeatscrackers]]
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| − | ===Online===
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| − | I have a ton of friends!
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| − | Here are the ones I feel like listing!
| + | [[Sony Vegas]] |
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| − | *[[Synister Sir]]
| + | =Online Bros= |
| − | *[[BigMarioandTailsfan]]
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| − | *[[XBR4D3NX]]
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| − | *[[AbsoluteBillion]]
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| − | *[[Randomizer742]]
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| − | *[[NegroTed]]
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| − | *[[Rex507]]
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| − | *[[Conkerfanx]]
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| − | *[[The Pope]]
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| − | *[[Stegblob]]
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| − | *[[SuperMarioKarter]]
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| − | *[[mot.def/herbert spatula]]
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| − | *[[Crash2991]]
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| − | *[[Nimrodpowerz]]
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| − | *[[MrPorkyBoi/Sir Gordileny]]
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| − | *[[sketchyguy]]
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| − | *[[TantricNferno]]
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| − | *[[wingebag]]
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| − | There are more but I don't want to become redundant with listing them. Sorry!
| + | I hate all of you. |
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| | ===Influences=== | | ===Influences=== |
| − | *AlThePorcupine
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| − | *[[Link123456]]
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| − | *[[Stegblob]]
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| − | *[[TyrannosaurusReich]]
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| − | *[[BigMarioandTailsfan]]
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| − | All five of these guys have been a huge influence in my poop-making career, and without them I probably wouldn't have made the 200+ videos I've made in my pooping years. Thanks guys. Really.
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| | ===Fans=== | | ===Fans=== |
| − | *[[BigMarioandTailsfan]]
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| − | *[[Synister Sir]]
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| − | *[[Ampithecat]]
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| − | *[[Homepike]]
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| − | *[[XBR4D3NX]]
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| − | *[[RideTheCatfish]]
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| − | *[[Trogdor7190]]
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| − | *[[MycroProcessor]]
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| − | *[[McMaNGOS]]
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| − | *[[Grabboarm]]
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| − | *[[wingebag]]
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| − | And others.
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| − | ===Achievements=== | + | =Other Information= |
| − | *Popularized Home Movies pretty much.
| + | Steam is zacheatscrackers, though I currently go by zoc as stated above. |
| − | *Idiotska blocked him on Steam. (lol)
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| − | *Coined the terms "Scopy", "fatyt", "Ploy" and "rimp".
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| − | *Succeeded at being an overall feminine sarcastic sensitive bitch boy that everyone loves somehow!
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| − | [[Image:MysterionRises77.png|frame|right|Human Kite: he can fly!]]
| + | Discord is zoc#8436. |
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| − | ==Other Information==
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| − | MSN is zacheatscrackers@live.com.
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| − | Steam is zacheatscrackers. I tend to change my name alot though.
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| − | Skype is zacheatscrackers.
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| − | I've went to several communities before and utterly failed in my attempts to fit in in those communities, as aforementioned, so that's why I've stuck with Youchew for so long; it's easy to fit in here. Fuck all other communities ever made, they can suck my dick. No condoms allowed.
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| − | Seriously.
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| − | Age: 17. | + | Age: What's that? Is that something you eat? |
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| | Country: USA. | | Country: USA. |
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| − | State: Delaware. | + | State: Pennsylvania |
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| | ===Trivia=== | | ===Trivia=== |
| − | *Likes Touhou | + | *Likes pizza |
| − | *Likes TF2 | + | *Likes Overwatch |
| − | *Likes cool things | + | *Makes RPGs with RPG Maker |
| − | *Considers himself bi
| + | *Plays fighting games here and there |
| − | *Is a Steam fag
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| − | *Is retarded | |
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| − | [[Image:Suwakodaaaw.png|thumb|right|More Suwako. For you and your Johnson.]] | + | ===Likes=== |
| | + | *Masturbating |
| | + | *Aqua Teen Hunger Force |
| | + | *[[You]] |
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| − | =Likes= | + | ===Dislikes=== |
| − | *Being stupid | + | *Also [[you]] |
| − | *Being cute
| + | *Assholes |
| − | *Cursing
| + | *Dickheads |
| − | *Farting
| + | *generic insult goes here |
| − | *Eating
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| − | *Playing FPSes 24/7
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| − | *Masturbating (you saw this coming)
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| − | *Ripping off other users because tool | |
| − | *Talking into his headset mic | |
| − | *Watching pornography
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| − | *People
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| − | *His chest hair
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| − | *generic humorous trait goes here | |
| − | *fucking
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| − | *damn
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| − | *this
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| − | *list
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| − | *sucks
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| − | *other things okay
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| − | =Dislikes=
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| − | *Myself
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| − | *People who whine all the time (especially without a legitimate reason)
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| − | *When TF2 doesn't work for me in some way shape or form
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| − | *Making accidental typos/grammatical errors (without Firefox's spell checker I'm fucking nothing seriously)
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| − | *People who constantly message him about some stupid shit
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| − | *boring things
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| − | *stupid things
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| − | *gay niggas
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| − | *a
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| − | [[Image:Wrench.png|frame|right|i dont even know why im posting this on my article probably just to make it less bland idk aaaa]]
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| | ===Links=== | | ===Links=== |
| − | Both of his accounts on Youchews' forums can be found easily.
| + | My account on YouChew should literally be no trouble to find, just in case you ever want to message me about anything. |
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| − | *[http://youtube.com/user/zacheatscrackers His current/main account]
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| − | *[http://youtube.com/user/zach033094poop His alt]
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| − | *[http://steamcommunity.com/id/zachsux His Steam page]
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| − | He has closed his main account multiple times so there is not much to look for in there. If you want a better dip at my pooping abilities check out my alt since my main account mostly has filler/stupid shit on it so I doubt it would be worth your time to give it a look but what the hell do I know I'm just rambling right now stgfuuii656ik6556;
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| − | ===Current Status===
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| − | Hardly makes poops anymore (prefers making game-based videos nowadays), but still active on the forums.
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| − | Making poops: From August 17th 2007-present.
| + | *[http://youtube.com/user/zacheatscrackers Current/main account. Note that I've closed it NUMEROUS times, so if you're looking for my 2008 videos, you won't have any luck, unfortunately] |
| | + | *[http://youtube.com/user/zach033094poop Alt account, for super old videos] |
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| − | On Youchew: From January 04th 2008 (Nov 12th 2007 if you count the account called "zach033094" he made on Vanilla but never used it due to anxiety)-present
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| − | I hope this was a good read. Or not.
| + | [[File:Deadpool.jpg|thumb|right|Hey look its daaaaaaadpgll;]] |
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| − | [[Image:Kawaii.png |thumb|right|One more for good measure]] | + | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] |
| − | [[Image:Wat.png|frame|right|Watch as Huey stares at you. For no reason.]]
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This article is about zoc/zach/hambone/that one guy that should probably leave but doesn't/fuck, a frequent editor and User of this wiki.
Zacheatscrackers has contributed at least one article to the YouChew front page.
