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| − | |name=Zacheatscrackers/Zacheats/Hambone | + | |name=zoc (formerly zacheatscrackers) |
| − | |image=Cute1.png | + | |image=Blackwidow.png |
| − | |1stmade=What is two+infinity | + | |1stmade=What Is Two+Infinity? |
| − | |sources=Home Movies, Hare and Guu, Fresh Prince of Bel-air, ATHF | + | |year=07 |
| − | |methods=Rape, stuttering, Repetition, Setence Mixing/World Splicing | + | |sources=Pretty much anything |
| − | |tech=Sony Vegas 7.0 | + | |methods=Sentence Mixing/Stuttering/Rape |
| − | |realname=Zachary | + | |tech=Vegas Pro 15 |
| | + | |realname=Zachary Brian Pietsch |
| | |sex=Male | | |sex=Male |
| | |nationality=USA | | |nationality=USA |
| | + | |youtubeaccount=zacheatscrackers |
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| − | ===It's hard to describe me=== | + | =Short Recap of History= |
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| − | I've been a part of the community for nearly 3 years now. I've had so much happen to me. Making new friends, making enemies, playing video games, watching cartoons, acting like an idiot, you name it. But how would one describe me in simple terms? That's a question only you can answer. | + | I did some things then I did some more things then I ended up on YC and did even more things and shit happened that would take a whole night and a 12 pack of tallboys to explain and now I'm here. |
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| − | [[Image:Vampire_victim.png|thumb|right|I have quite the fascination for cute things!]]
| + | Yeah. |
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| − | ===My tastes===
| + | [[File:Loli.png|thumb|right|uguu]] |
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| − | There's simply too much that I like. I have way too many tastes and interests for my own good. I can get into pretty much anything if given the chance.
| + | [[File:Cyclops.png|thumb|right|marvel comic]] |
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| | + | =Personality= |
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| − | [[Image:Nabi.png|thumb|right|Nabi's a boss, yo.]]
| + | I'm crazy, though I can be nice. But I'm mostly crazy. |
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| | + | =Evolution of my Style= |
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| − | ==History==
| + | Basically cheap 2007-style techniques, then I moved on to rape techniques that would become the norm around 2009ish and stuck with them ever since. |
| − | Obviously you're wondering how I got to be the foul-mouthed, self-pitying, sensitive, goofy douche-bag of a boy I am today. The question beckons many minds, I'm sure. But right here, right now, these words, are the answer you're looking for. Go on! Read them!
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| − | I was a wee lad at the age of 7 when I first discovered the internet in 2001. I thought it was the best thing ever, but that was only because I didn't bother to delve further into the depths of it. I just spent much of my time playing ROMs of Nintendo games and shit. It was nice.
| + | ===Current Style=== |
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| − | Then I got bored. I wanted to step things up a bit. I wanted to become more involved in what was going on around the e-world.
| + | *[[Rape]] |
| | + | *[[Stuttering]] |
| | + | *[[Repetition]] |
| | + | *[[Sentence Mixing]]/Word Splicing |
| | + | *0:30-1:00 length for the most part |
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| − | In June 2007, I joined smwcentral.net. My first ever community. I joined as zach033094.
| + | =Preferred Sources= |
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| − | It didn't go well.
| + | Just about anything, as long as I feel I can poop it. I've never been picky. |
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| − | And it didn't just stop at smwcentral. Feeling no longer accepted there, I went to other communities (starmen.net, SRB2.org, TV.com, MUGEN Infantry/Guild, and Roblox HQ) to try and make a name for myself. None of these communities accepted me. I've had a terrible history with most of these communities and I want to forget I ever joined any of them. They all sucked dick anyway.
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| − | I just wanted to be a good, contributing person to a community. I thought that day would never come... until I found Youchewpoop, the first and probably only community that will ever accept me for who I am.
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| − | I entered the pooping scene in August 17th, 2007 because I felt like it, and started making poops.
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| − | Eventually, I joined Youchew years ago after lurking since it was just youtubepoop.com, just to see if my time spent here would be any better than previous community experiences. Things didn't go any better than they did from my other community experiences. I acted no different and my lust for a new name was yet again diminished... for now.
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| − | During early '09, I left Youchewpoop (while getting myself banned at the same time) temporarily due to getting into a stupid incident with a member. After that, I pretty just gave up on forums/communities in general for months. I thought I was nothing more than a pathetic piece of shit that will never be accepted by anyone ever. I was so pathetic and unlikeable and jealous of how everyone could have a friend but me. I went off to do irl things for a while.
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| − | Later on, I went back to the aforementioned MUGEN forums in an attempt to fill my internet void. I also became allowed to join starmen's secret forum, but eventually lost interest in both. Both of those places were just... too boring. Neither of them clicked with me.
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| − | Then I made probably one of my best decisions ever. I returned on June '09 and acted differently. I no longer pissed and whined at every single thing. I no longer acted like an attention-starved asshole. I've done nothing to damage my reputation on the forums since then, and eventually everyone started to like me. I finally knew what it was like to have online friends. People actually accepted me. And that's all I've wanted for years; an online community that accepts me. And now I have one.
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| − | So what goes on with me today? Well, since my personality overhaul, I'm practically a completely different person from what I once was. Now I talk with practically everyone. People are actually JEALOUS of how popular I am. I don't even know, man.
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| − | And well... I just hang out. Nothing major.
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| − | [[Image:Fitzgun.png|thumb|right|Fitz everywhere in this bitch.]]
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| − | I've been a pooper since August 17th 2007, 3 whole years, and making poops is still satisfying.
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| − | ===Personality===
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| − | I honestly try to be nice in general but sometimes I just act flat-out rude and I don't even know why. I've never wanted to intentionally make a bad name for myself and I'm glad I seem to have not done so but I still remain fearful of myself to this day. Also I tend to feel down easily.
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| − | ==Style==
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| − | I suppose you could say I'm like [[JazzDanceForChildren]]; like him, I've been making rape poops since the beginning of my poop career, and I continue to do so to this very day. Always was my style, always will be, but I like to have variety at times.
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| − | ===Preferred Sources===
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| − | *[[Hare and Guu|Pretty]] [[Punch-Out!!|much]] [[Home Movies|anything]]. I would make a list but it'd probably be like a mile long or some shit so f
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| − | ===Preferred Methods===
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| − | *[[Stutter Loop|Stutters]]
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| − | *Rape
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| − | *[[Sentence Mixing]]
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| | ===Preferred Tech=== | | ===Preferred Tech=== |
| − | *[[Sony Vegas]]
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| − | *[[Adobe Premiere]]
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| − | *[[WMM]] (if it's one of them beefed-up WMM's with lotsa effects)
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| − | ==Reception==
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| − | I don't even know anymore.
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| − | I guess some people like me and some people don't. That's how I'd like to say it.
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| − | [[Image:Lei-lei_drunk.png|frame|right|Drunk or sleeping? You decide. Either way she's Lei-Lei, motherfucker.]] | + | [[Sony Vegas]] |
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| − | ===Criticism=== | + | =Online Bros= |
| − | I can be annoying at times but I never intend to. I just want to be seen as an acceptable person. That's all I want.
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| − | Sometimes I'm plain oblivious/stupid so there's alot of things I won't exactly understand clearly unless it's told to me in complete detail. I try to understand things better but I just can't. I don't why.
| + | I hate all of you. |
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| − | But my biggest flaw is probably the fact that I'm self-loathing. I think negatively of myself way too much and I can't help it. I know I'm not that bad of a person but I just have this tendency to think everyone hates me and I don't even know why. It doesn't help that I'm very sensitive and I just make myself feel worse by doing this when I feel down, which is also a problem because I've been suffering from depression since October last year.
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| − | Odd stuff, man. Very, very odd.
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| − | [[Image:Foff.png|frame|right|Zacheatscrackers personally sometimes thinks he is a mentally unstable entity that constantly pictures himself as things he is not ranging from media to real-life and therefore he should be put in some kind of clinic for the insane.
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| − | Or hell just give him a fucking muzzle shit I don't care why am I giving this random image a wall of text fuck I'm retarded.]]
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| − | ===In Real Life===
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| − | *[[nickeatscrackers]]
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| − | ===Online===
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| − | I have a ton of friends!
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| − | Here are the ones I feel like listing!
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| − | *[[Synister Sir]]
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| − | *[[BigMarioandTailsfan]]
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| − | *[[XBR4D3NX]]
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| − | *[[AbsoluteBillion]]
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| − | *[[Randomizer742]]
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| − | *[[NegroTed]]
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| − | *[[Rex507]]
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| − | *[[Conkerfanx]]
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| − | *[[The Pope]]
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| − | *[[Stegblob]]
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| − | *[[SuperMarioKarter]]
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| − | *[[mot.def/herbert spatula]]
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| − | *[[Crash2991]]
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| − | *[[Nimrodpowerz]]
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| − | *[[MrPorkyBoi/Sir Gordileny]]
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| − | *[[sketchyguy]]
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| − | *[[TantricNferno]]
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| − | There are more but I don't want to become redundant with listing them. Sorry!
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| | ===Influences=== | | ===Influences=== |
| − | *AlThePorcupine
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| − | *[[Link123456]]
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| − | *[[Stegblob]]
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| − | *[[TyrannosaurusReich]]
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| − | *[[BigMarioandTailsfan]]
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| − | All five of these guys have been a huge influence in my poop-making career, and without them I probably wouldn't have made the 200+ videos I've made in my pooping years. Thanks guys. Really.
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| | ===Fans=== | | ===Fans=== |
| − | *[[BigMarioandTailsfan]]
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| − | *[[Synister Sir]]
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| − | *[[Ampithecat]]
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| − | *[[Homepike]]
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| − | *[[XBR4D3NX]]
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| − | *[[RideTheCatfish]]
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| − | *[[Trogdor7190]]
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| − | *[[MycroProcessor]]
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| − | *[[McMaNGOS]]
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| − | *[[Grabboarm]]
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| − | *[[wingebag]]
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| − | And others.
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| − | ===Achievements===
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| − | *Popularized Home Movies pretty much.
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| − | *Idiotska blocked him on Steam. (lol)
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| − | *Coined the term "Scopy" (at least I think I did) and now many people refer to member Scorpy (Horatio on Steam) as 'Scopy'.
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| − | *Succeeded at being an overall feminine sarcastic sensitive bitch boy that everyone loves somehow!
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| − | ==Other Information==
| + | more people |
| − | MSN is zacheatscrackers@live.com.
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| − | Steam is zacheatscrackers. I tend to change my name alot though.
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| − | Skype is zacheatscrackers.
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| − | I've went to several communities before and utterly failed in my attempts to fit in in those communities, as aforementioned, so that's why I've stuck with Youchew for so long; it's easy to fit in here. Fuck all other communities ever made, they can suck my dick. No condoms allowed. | + | =Other Information= |
| | + | Steam is zacheatscrackers, though I currently go by zoc as stated above. |
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| − | Seriously.
| + | Discord is zoc#8436. |
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| − | Age: 16. | + | Age: What's that? Is that something you eat? |
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| | Country: USA. | | Country: USA. |
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| − | State: Delaware. | + | State: Pennsylvania |
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| | ===Trivia=== | | ===Trivia=== |
| − | *Likes Touhou | + | *Likes pizza |
| − | *Likes TF2 | + | *Likes Overwatch |
| − | *Likes cool things | + | *Makes RPGs with RPG Maker |
| − | *Considers himself bi
| + | *Plays fighting games here and there |
| − | *Is a Steam fag | |
| − | *Is retarded
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| − | [[Image:Suwakodaaaw.png|thumb|right|Suwako is da best :3]]
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| − | =Likes= | + | ===Likes=== |
| − | *Being stupid
| + | *Masturbating |
| − | *Being kawaii (*name*-kun~ uguu etc.)
| + | *Aqua Teen Hunger Force |
| − | *Cursing
| + | *[[You]] |
| − | *Farting
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| − | *Eating
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| − | *Playing FPSes 24/7
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| − | *Masturbating (you saw this coming) | |
| − | *Ripping off other users because tool
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| − | *Talking in his headset mic
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| − | *Watching pornography
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| − | *generic humorous trait goes here
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| − | *fucking
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| − | *damn
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| − | *this
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| − | *list
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| − | *sucks | |
| − | *other things okay | |
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| − | =Dislikes= | + | ===Dislikes=== |
| − | *People who whine all the time | + | *Also [[you]] |
| − | *When TF2 doesn't work for him in some way shape or form
| + | *Assholes |
| − | *Making accidental typos/grammatical errors (without Firefox's spell checker I'm fucking nothing seriously) | + | *Dickheads |
| − | *People who constantly message him about some stupid shit (makes him wish he didn't let so many people converse with him at times) | + | *generic insult goes here |
| − | *boring things | |
| − | *stupid things
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| − | *gay niggas
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| − | *a
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| − | [[Image:Wrench.png|frame|right|i dont even know why im posting this on my article probably just to make it less bland idk aaaa]]
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| | ===Links=== | | ===Links=== |
| − | Both of his accounts on Youchews' forums can be found easily.
| + | My account on YouChew should literally be no trouble to find, just in case you ever want to message me about anything. |
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| − | *[http://youtube.com/user/zacheatscrackers His current/main account]
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| − | *[http://youtube.com/user/zach033094poop His alt]
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| − | *[http://steamcommunity.com/id/zacheatscrackers His Steam page]
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| − | He has closed his main account multiple times so there is not much to look for in there. If you want a better dip at my pooping abilities check out my alt since my main account mostly has filler/stupid shit on it so I doubt it would be worth your time to give it a look but what the hell do I know I'm just rambling right now stgfuuii656ik6556;
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| − | ===Current Status===
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| − | Hardly makes poops anymore, but still active on the forums.
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| − | Making poops: From August 17th 2007-current.
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| − | On Youchew: From January 04th 2008 (Nov 12th 2007 if you count the account called "zach033094" he made on Vanilla but never used it due to anxiety)-current
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| − | I hope this was a good read. Or not. | + | *[http://youtube.com/user/zacheatscrackers Current/main account. Note that I've closed it NUMEROUS times, so if you're looking for my 2008 videos, you won't have any luck, unfortunately] |
| | + | *[http://youtube.com/user/zach033094poop Alt account, for super old videos] |
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| | + | [[File:Deadpool.jpg|thumb|right|Hey look its daaaaaaadpgll;]] |
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| − | [[Image:Kawaii.png |thumb|right|One more for good measure]] | + | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] |
| − | [[Image:Wat.png|frame|right|Watch as Huey stares at you. For no reason.]]
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This article is about zoc/zach/hambone/that one guy that should probably leave but doesn't/fuck, a frequent editor and User of this wiki.
Zacheatscrackers has contributed at least one article to the YouChew front page.
