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| | {{Pooperbox | | {{Pooperbox |
| − | |name=Zacheatscrackers/Zacheats/Hambone | + | |name=zoc (formerly zacheatscrackers) |
| − | |image=Cute1.png | + | |image=Blackwidow.png |
| − | |1stmade=What is two+infinity | + | |1stmade=What Is Two+Infinity? |
| − | |sources=Home Movies, Hare and Guu, Fresh Prince of Bel-air, ATHF | + | |year=07 |
| − | |methods=Rape, stuttering, Repetition, Setence Mixing/World Splicing | + | |sources=Pretty much anything |
| − | |tech=Sony Vegas 7.0 | + | |methods=Sentence Mixing/Stuttering/Rape |
| − | |realname=Zachary | + | |tech=Vegas Pro 15 |
| | + | |realname=Zachary Brian Pietsch |
| | |sex=Male | | |sex=Male |
| | |nationality=USA | | |nationality=USA |
| | + | |youtubeaccount=zacheatscrackers |
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| − | ===I bet you're asking yourself=== | + | =Short Recap of History= |
| − | Why is Zacheatscrackers here? Why does he come to haunt you all? Why does he come to torment everyone and their mother/great aunt twice removed?
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| − | This article will answer all of your questions. Or not.
| + | I did some things then I did some more things then I ended up on YC and did even more things and shit happened that would take a whole night and a 12 pack of tallboys to explain and now I'm here. |
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| | + | Yeah. |
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| − | [[Image:Vampire_victim.png|thumb|right|I have quite the fascination for cute things!]]
| + | [[File:Loli.png|thumb|right|uguu]] |
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| − | ===I'll tell you right now===
| + | [[File:Cyclops.png|thumb|right|marvel comic]] |
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| − | This page isn't for kids; it's for MEN.
| + | =Personality= |
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| − | So get out while you can, scumbags under the age of 18. Things are about to get serious.
| + | I'm crazy, though I can be nice. But I'm mostly crazy. |
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| − | ==History== | + | =Evolution of my Style= |
| − | I was a wee lad at the age of 7 when I first discovered the internet in 2001. I didn't know any better. I just spent much of my time playing ROMs of Nintendo games and shit. It was nice.
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| − | Then I decided to step things up a bit.
| + | Basically cheap 2007-style techniques, then I moved on to rape techniques that would become the norm around 2009ish and stuck with them ever since. |
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| − | ...I joined smwcentral.net. My first community.
| + | ===Current Style=== |
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| − | It didn't go well.
| + | *[[Rape]] |
| | + | *[[Stuttering]] |
| | + | *[[Repetition]] |
| | + | *[[Sentence Mixing]]/Word Splicing |
| | + | *0:30-1:00 length for the most part |
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| − | And it didn't just stop at smwcentral. Feeling no longer accepted there, I went to other communities (starmen.net, SRB2.org, TV.com, MUGEN Infantry/Guild, and Roblox HQ) to try and make a name for myself. None of these communities accepted me. I've had a terrible history with most of these communities and I want to forget I ever joined any of them. They all sucked dick anyway.
| + | =Preferred Sources= |
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| − | I just wanted to be a good, contributing person to a community. I thought that day would never come... until I found Youchewpoop, the first and probably only community that will ever accept me for who I am.
| + | Just about anything, as long as I feel I can poop it. I've never been picky. |
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| − | I entered the pooping scene in August 17th, 2007 because I felt like it, and started making poops.
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| − | Eventually, I joined Youchew years ago after lurking since it was just youtubepoop.com, just to see if my time spent here would be any better than previous community experiences. Things didn't go any better than they did from my other community experiences. I acted no different and my lust for a new name was yet again diminished... for now.
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| − | During early '09, I left Youchewpoop (while getting myself banned at the same time) temporarily due to getting into a stupid incident with a member. After that, I pretty just gave up on forums in general for months. I thought I was nothing more than a pathetic piece of shit that will never be accepted by anyone ever. I went off to do irl things for a while.
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| − | Then, after some thinking, I decided to give Youchew one more chance.
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| − | I returned on June '09 and acted differently. Surprisingly, I've done nothing to damage my reputation on the forums since then, and eventually everyone started to like me. And that's all I've wanted for years; an online community that likes me.
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| − | I've spent more than two years in this community; much longer than I've spent in any other community. I've had too many interests to name, and I still have a ton today that I don't want to bother naming. Otherwise I'd be wasting my breath. And suffocating. And turning purple.
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| − | And more.
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| − | [[Image:Fitzgun.png|thumb|right|Fitz everywhere in this bitch.]]
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| − | I've been a pooper since August 17th 2007, 3 whole years, and making poops is still satisfying.
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| − | ===Personality===
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| − | I honestly try to be nice in general but sometimes I just act flat-out rude and I don't even know why. I've never wanted to intentionally make a bad name for myself and I'm glad I seem to have not done so but I still remain fearful of myself to this day.
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| − | ==Style==
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| − | I suppose you could say I'm like [[JazzDanceForChildren]]; like him, I've been making rape poops since the beginning of my poop career, and I continue to do so to this very day. Always was my style, always will be, but I like to have variety at times.
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| − | ===Preferred Sources===
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| − | *[[Hare and Guu|Pretty]] [[Punch-Out!!|much]] [[Home Movies|anything]]. I would make a list but it'd probably be like a mile long or some shit so f
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| − | ===Preferred Methods===
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| − | *[[Stutter Loop|Stutters]]
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| − | *Rape
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| − | *[[Sentence Mixing]]
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| | ===Preferred Tech=== | | ===Preferred Tech=== |
| − | *[[Sony Vegas]]
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| − | *[[Adobe Premiere]]
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| − | *[[WMM]] (if it's one of them beefed-up WMM's with lotsa effects)
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| − | ==Reception==
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| − | I don't even know anymore.
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| − | I guess some people like me and some people don't. That's how I'd like to say it.
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| − | [[Image:Lei-lei_drunk.png|frame|right|Drunk or sleeping? You decide. Either way she's Lei-Lei, motherfucker.]]
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| − | ===Criticism===
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| − | I can be annoying at times but I never intend to.
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| − | Sometimes I'm plain oblivious.
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| − | But my biggest flaw is probably the fact that I'm self-loathing. I think negatively of myself way too much and I can't help it. I know I'm not that bad of a person but I just have this tendency to think everyone hates me and I don't even know why.
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| − | Odd stuff, man.
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| − | [[Image:Foff.png|frame|right|Zacheatscrackers personally sometimes thinks he is a mentally unstable entity that constantly pictures himself as things he is not ranging from media to real-life and therefore he should be put in some kind of clinic for the insane.
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| − | Or hell just give him a fucking muzzle shit I don't care why am I giving this random image a wall of text fuck I'm retarded.]]
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| − | ===In Real Life===
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| − | *[[nickeatscrackers]]
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| − | ===Online===
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| − | I have alot of friends (surprisingly).
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| − | But here are the ones that I feel like listing:
| + | [[Sony Vegas]] |
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| − | *[[Synister Sir]]
| + | =Online Bros= |
| − | *[[BigMarioandTailsfan]]
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| − | *[[XBR4D3NX]]
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| − | *[[AbsoluteBillion]]
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| − | *[[Randomizer742]]
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| − | *[[NegroTed]]
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| − | *[[Rex507]]
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| − | *[[The Pope]]
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| − | *[[Stegblob]]
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| − | *[[SuperMarioKarter]]
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| − | *[[mot.def/herbert spatula]]
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| − | *[[Crash2991]]
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| − | *[[Nimrodpowerz]]
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| − | *[[MrPorkyBoi/Sir Gordileny]]
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| − | *[[sketchyguy]]
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| − | *[[TantricNferno]]
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| − | There are more but I don't want to become redundant with listing them. Sorry.
| + | I hate all of you. |
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| | ===Influences=== | | ===Influences=== |
| − | *AlThePorcupine
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| − | *[[Link123456]]
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| − | *[[Stegblob]]
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| − | *[[TyrannosaurusReich]]
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| − | *[[BigMarioandTailsfan]]
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| − | All five of these guys have been a huge influence in my poop-making career, and without them I probably wouldn't have made the 200+ videos I've made in my pooping years.
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| | ===Fans=== | | ===Fans=== |
| − | *[[BigMarioandTailsfan]]
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| − | *[[Synister Sir]]
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| − | *[[Ampithecat]]
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| − | *[[Homepike]]
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| − | *[[XBR4D3NX]]
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| − | *[[RideTheCatfish]]
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| − | *[[Trogdor7190]]
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| − | *[[MycroProcessor]]
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| − | *[[McMaNGOS]]
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| − | *[[Grabboarm]]
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| − | *[[wingebag]]
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| − | etc.
| + | =Other Information= |
| | + | Steam is zacheatscrackers, though I currently go by zoc as stated above. |
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| − | ===Achievements===
| + | Discord is zoc#8436. |
| − | *Popularized Home Movies pretty much.
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| − | *Idiotska blocked him on Steam. (lol)
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| − | ==Other Information==
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| − | MSN is zacheatscrackers@live.com.
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| − | Steam is zacheatscrackers. I tend to change my name alot though.
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| − | Skype is zacheatscrackers.
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| − | I've went to several communities before and utterly failed in my attempts to fit in in those communities, as aforementioned, so that's why I've stuck with Youchew for so long; it's easy to fit in here. Fuck all other communities ever made, they can suck my dick.
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| − | Seriously.
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| − | Age: 16. | + | Age: What's that? Is that something you eat? |
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| | Country: USA. | | Country: USA. |
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| − | State: Delaware. | + | State: Pennsylvania |
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| | ===Trivia=== | | ===Trivia=== |
| − | *Likes Touhou | + | *Likes pizza |
| − | *Likes TF2 | + | *Likes Overwatch |
| − | *Likes cool things | + | *Makes RPGs with RPG Maker |
| − | *Considers himself bi
| + | *Plays fighting games here and there |
| − | *Is a Steam fag
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| − | *Is retarded | |
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| − | [[Image:Suwakodaaaw.png|thumb|right|Suwako is da best :3]] | + | ===Likes=== |
| | + | *Masturbating |
| | + | *Aqua Teen Hunger Force |
| | + | *[[You]] |
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| − | =Likes= | + | ===Dislikes=== |
| − | *Being stupid | + | *Also [[you]] |
| − | *Being kawaii (*name*-kun~ uguu etc.)
| + | *Assholes |
| − | *Cursing
| + | *Dickheads |
| − | *Farting
| + | *generic insult goes here |
| − | *Eating
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| − | *Playing FPSes 24/7
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| − | *Masturbating (you saw this coming)
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| − | *Ripping off other users because tool
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| − | *Talking in his headset mic | |
| − | *Watching pornography | |
| − | *generic humorous trait goes here | |
| − | *fucking
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| − | *damn
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| − | *this
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| − | *list
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| − | *sucks
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| − | *other things okay
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| − | =Dislikes=
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| − | *People who whine all the time
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| − | *When TF2 doesn't work for him in some way shape or form
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| − | *Making accidental typos/grammatical errors (without Firefox's spell checker I'm fucking nothing seriously)
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| − | *People who constantly message him about some stupid shit (makes him wish he didn't let so many people converse with him at times)
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| − | *boring things
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| − | *stupid things
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| − | *gay niggas
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| − | *a
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| − | [[Image:Wrench.png|frame|right|i dont even know why im posting this on my article probably just to make it less bland idk aaaa]]
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| | ===Links=== | | ===Links=== |
| − | Both of his accounts on Youchews' forums can be found easily.
| + | My account on YouChew should literally be no trouble to find, just in case you ever want to message me about anything. |
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| − | *[http://youtube.com/user/zacheatscrackers His current/main account]
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| − | *[http://youtube.com/user/zach033094poop His alt]
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| − | *[http://steamcommunity.com/id/zacheatscrackers His Steam page]
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| − | He has closed his main account multiple times so there is not much to look for in there. If you want a better dip at my pooping abilities check out my alt since my main account mostly has filler/stupid shit on it so I doubt it would be worth your time to give it a look but what the hell do I know I'm just rambling right now stgfuuii656ik6556;
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| − | ===Current Status===
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| − | Hardly makes poops anymore, but still active on the forums.
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| − | Making poops: From August 17th 2007-current.
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| − | On Youchew: From January 04th 2008 (Nov 12th 2007 if you count the account called "zach033094" he made on Vanilla but never used it due to anxiety)-current
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| − | suk diks erryday
| + | *[http://youtube.com/user/zacheatscrackers Current/main account. Note that I've closed it NUMEROUS times, so if you're looking for my 2008 videos, you won't have any luck, unfortunately] |
| | + | *[http://youtube.com/user/zach033094poop Alt account, for super old videos] |
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| − | God damn I am so generic please just kill me already
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| | + | [[File:Deadpool.jpg|thumb|right|Hey look its daaaaaaadpgll;]] |
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| − | [[Image:Kawaii.png |thumb|right|One more for good measure]] | + | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] |
| − | [[Image:Wat.png|frame|right|Watch as Huey stares at you. For no reason.]]
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This article is about zoc/zach/hambone/that one guy that should probably leave but doesn't/fuck, a frequent editor and User of this wiki.
Zacheatscrackers has contributed at least one article to the YouChew front page.
