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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*Because he has a tumor is the reason he talks weirdly.
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*Because he has a tumour is the reason he talks weirdly.
 
*A green Lightsaber he has.
 
*A green Lightsaber he has.
 
*In the Dagobah system he lives.
 
*In the Dagobah system he lives.
 
*One of the two Jedi left after the end of the sixth star wars he is.
 
*One of the two Jedi left after the end of the sixth star wars he is.
 
*Be in ''Soulcalibur IV'', I got to. A cheap little bastard, I am.
 
*Be in ''Soulcalibur IV'', I got to. A cheap little bastard, I am.
*Even after 900 years of living, he still hasn't gotten a girlfriend. He's so old and green and wrinkly that he can't even get a hooker. He's considering using force persuade to get someone to have [[sex]] with him, although that is rape and therefore immoral and illegal.
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*Not get his tumour until he was 880 he did. Talk normally and had lots of friends he did before then. Thought he was creepy though, girls still did.
*Not get his tumor until he was 880 he did. Talk normally and had lots of friends he did before then. Thought he was creepy though, girls still did.
 
 
*A song dedicated to me by [["Weird Al" Yankovic]], I have. Called "Yoda", it is. Parodies the song "Lola", it does.
 
*A song dedicated to me by [["Weird Al" Yankovic]], I have. Called "Yoda", it is. Parodies the song "Lola", it does.
  
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*People who don't like Star Wars.  
 
*People who don't like Star Wars.  
 
*[[Star Trek]] fanboys
 
*[[Star Trek]] fanboys
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*Soul Calibur players.
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==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
 
*"Surrender you must or die you will"
 
*"Surrender you must or die you will"
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*"[[No]], try [[no]]t. Do, or do [[no]]t, there is [[no]] try."
 
*"Ready, are you? What know you of ready?"  
 
*"Ready, are you? What know you of ready?"  
*"For 800 have [[I]] trained Jedi. My own counsel will [[I]] keep on who is to be trained! A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing.  
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*"For 800 have [[I]] trained Jedi. My own council will [[I]] keep on who is to be trained! A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life, as he looked away, to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing.  
 
*"Hmph. Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves [[no]]t these things."
 
*"Hmph. Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves [[no]]t these things."
 
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Latest revision as of 04:24, 4 September 2016

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Sound like "yoga", my name does.
{{#ev:youtube|nltx76Nc5j8|320}}Yoda's own theme.

A short green alien from the Star Wars series, Yoda is. Talking like this he is famous for.

Background[edit]

Said to be over 900 years old, Yoda is. Get HUGE senior discounts, he does. Lived so long that he calls people from the 1200's "youngun's", he definately has.

Trivia[edit]

  • Because he has a tumour is the reason he talks weirdly.
  • A green Lightsaber he has.
  • In the Dagobah system he lives.
  • One of the two Jedi left after the end of the sixth star wars he is.
  • Be in Soulcalibur IV, I got to. A cheap little bastard, I am.
  • Not get his tumour until he was 880 he did. Talk normally and had lots of friends he did before then. Thought he was creepy though, girls still did.
  • A song dedicated to me by "Weird Al" Yankovic, I have. Called "Yoda", it is. Parodies the song "Lola", it does.

Likes[edit]

  • Jedi
  • The Force
  • Obi-Wan
  • Anakin Skywalker (Until he turns into Darth Vader.)

Liked By[edit]

  • Star Wars nerds
  • Jedi

Dislikes[edit]

  • The dark side of the force.
  • Darth Vader
  • People who don't surrender.

Disliked By[edit]

  • Sith
  • People who don't like Star Wars.
  • Star Trek fanboys
  • Soul Calibur players.

Quotes[edit]

  • "Surrender you must or die you will"
  • "Go to the dark side you must not."
  • "Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."
  • "No, try not. Do, or do not, there is no try."
  • "Ready, are you? What know you of ready?"
  • "For 800 have I trained Jedi. My own council will I keep on who is to be trained! A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life, as he looked away, to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing.
  • "Hmph. Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things."