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'''Arthur Read''' is an aardvark and convicted pedophile from the TV show [[Arthur]]. He enjoys building model <s>planes</s> body parts and sexually assaulting his friends and family members. He is quite possibly the youngest pedophile ever.
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'''Arthur Read''' is an aardvark from the TV show ''[[Arthur]]''. He enjoys building model planes.
  
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[[Image:Aardvark.jpg|thumb|250px|Arthur, ready to assault a crowd.]]
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[[Image:RetardArthur.gif|thumb|He's also a pretty <s>[[good]]</s> [[bad]] dancer, too.]]
  
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==Arrest==
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==Quotes==
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Although Arthur's crimes went unnoticed most of the time, he was eventually discovered because Buster, his friend and one of his victims, spilled the beans (Arthur forgot that Buster is bad at keeping secrets). After a lengthy court session (Arthur's lawyer was Apollo Justice, and [[Phoenix Wright]] is infinitely superior), evidence of Arthur's vast crimes were discovered in his socks drawer (Why people would look there, or why the evidence was there is beyond me), and he was jailed. Not only that, but he was guilty of hurting [[Cody]]'s Jessica.
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*"Follow the weird naked Indian!"
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*"I told [[you]] ''not'' to '''TOUCH IT!!'''"
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*"A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K! A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K! A-A-R-D..."
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*"[[You]] better not let mom and dad hear [[you]] say that!"
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*"It's not a game, it's a penis."
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*"[[Dick|It's]] hard, but I'm almost done."
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*"Hey, Binky! [[You]] dropped your penis!"
  
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==Love Life==
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==Trivia==
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Arthur has been accused jokingly of being in a relationship with Francine Frensky. However, this is known to be untrue, as Arthur has been found in bed with [[Scott Porter|Scott]]. Why Scott was in bed with an aardvark was beyond me. However, Arthur claims that this was unintentional on his part; to other animals, he looks like he normally does, but to other people, he looks like a regular stuffed aardvark. Everybody knows that Scott needs his stuffed aardvark to sleep, so you can see how this got mixed up.
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*Arthur once did the forbidden chant of Cthulhu. He not only ended up growing larger than ever, but he also ate most of his friends.
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*He wants you to follow the weird, naked Indian.
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==Family==
 
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Arthur loves to beat the shit out of his little sister, often punching her to the tune of "Dragula" or the Mortal Kombat theme song. If he turns red and Falcon Punches her, her blood and guts spray all over the city. Sometimes he even beats up his parents, as well as CD-i characters.
 
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==Where Is He Now?==
 
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Elwood City Prison, doing homework Mr. Ratburn sent him and writing names in his [[Death Note]].
 
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[[Image:RetardArthur.gif|thumb|He's also a pretty <s>[[good]]</s> [[bad]] dancer, too.]]
 
 
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Latest revision as of 12:26, 23 November 2019

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Name: Arthurius Timothy Read
Appears In: Arthur
Sex: Male
Age: 8

Arthur Read is an aardvark from the TV show Arthur. He enjoys building model planes.

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He's also a pretty good bad dancer, too.

Quotes[edit]

  • "Follow the weird naked Indian!"
  • "I told you not to TOUCH IT!!"
  • "A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K! A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K! A-A-R-D..."
  • "You better not let mom and dad hear you say that!"
  • "It's not a game, it's a penis."
  • "It's hard, but I'm almost done."
  • "Hey, Binky! You dropped your penis!"

Trivia[edit]

  • Arthur once did the forbidden chant of Cthulhu. He not only ended up growing larger than ever, but he also ate most of his friends.
  • He wants you to follow the weird, naked Indian.
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