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| − | [[Image:Yoda.jpg|thumb|Sound like "yoga", | + | [[Image:Yoda.jpg|thumb|Sound like "yoga", my name does.]] |
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| − | + | A short green alien from the ''[[Star Wars]]'' series, Yoda is. Talking like this he is famous for. | |
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==Background== | ==Background== | ||
| − | + | Said to be over 900 years old, Yoda is. Get HUGE senior discounts, he does. Lived so long that he calls people from the 1200's "youngun's", he definately has. | |
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | + | *Because he has a tumour is the reason he talks weirdly. | |
| − | * | + | *A green Lightsaber he has. |
| − | * | + | *In the Dagobah system he lives. |
| − | * | + | *One of the two Jedi left after the end of the sixth star wars he is. |
| − | * | + | *Be in ''Soulcalibur IV'', I got to. A cheap little bastard, I am. |
| + | *Not get his tumour until he was 880 he did. Talk normally and had lots of friends he did before then. Thought he was creepy though, girls still did. | ||
| + | *A song dedicated to me by [["Weird Al" Yankovic]], I have. Called "Yoda", it is. Parodies the song "Lola", it does. | ||
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
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*Jedi | *Jedi | ||
| − | *The | + | *The Force |
*Obi-Wan | *Obi-Wan | ||
| − | *Anakin (Until he turns into [[Darth Vader]]) | + | *Anakin Skywalker (Until he turns into [[Darth Vader]].) |
===Liked By=== | ===Liked By=== | ||
| − | |||
*Star Wars nerds | *Star Wars nerds | ||
*Jedi | *Jedi | ||
==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
| + | *The dark side of the force. | ||
| + | *[[Darth Vader]] | ||
| + | *People who don't surrender. | ||
| − | + | ===Disliked By=== | |
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| − | |||
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| − | ===Disliked | ||
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*Sith | *Sith | ||
*People who don't like Star Wars. | *People who don't like Star Wars. | ||
| + | *[[Star Trek]] fanboys | ||
| + | *Soul Calibur players. | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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*"Surrender you must or die you will" | *"Surrender you must or die you will" | ||
*"Go to the dark side you must not." | *"Go to the dark side you must not." | ||
| + | *"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering." | ||
| + | *"[[No]], try [[no]]t. Do, or do [[no]]t, there is [[no]] try." | ||
| + | *"Ready, are you? What know you of ready?" | ||
| + | *"For 800 have [[I]] trained Jedi. My own council will [[I]] keep on who is to be trained! A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life, as he looked away, to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. | ||
| + | *"Hmph. Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves [[no]]t these things." | ||
| + | [[Category:Monsters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Fighters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Star Wars]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Dead]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Aliens]] | ||
Latest revision as of 04:24, 4 September 2016
This article is filed under Characters.
A short green alien from the Star Wars series, Yoda is. Talking like this he is famous for.
Background[edit]
Said to be over 900 years old, Yoda is. Get HUGE senior discounts, he does. Lived so long that he calls people from the 1200's "youngun's", he definately has.
Trivia[edit]
- Because he has a tumour is the reason he talks weirdly.
- A green Lightsaber he has.
- In the Dagobah system he lives.
- One of the two Jedi left after the end of the sixth star wars he is.
- Be in Soulcalibur IV, I got to. A cheap little bastard, I am.
- Not get his tumour until he was 880 he did. Talk normally and had lots of friends he did before then. Thought he was creepy though, girls still did.
- A song dedicated to me by "Weird Al" Yankovic, I have. Called "Yoda", it is. Parodies the song "Lola", it does.
Likes[edit]
- Jedi
- The Force
- Obi-Wan
- Anakin Skywalker (Until he turns into Darth Vader.)
Liked By[edit]
- Star Wars nerds
- Jedi
Dislikes[edit]
- The dark side of the force.
- Darth Vader
- People who don't surrender.
Disliked By[edit]
- Sith
- People who don't like Star Wars.
- Star Trek fanboys
- Soul Calibur players.
Quotes[edit]
- "Surrender you must or die you will"
- "Go to the dark side you must not."
- "Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."
- "No, try not. Do, or do not, there is no try."
- "Ready, are you? What know you of ready?"
- "For 800 have I trained Jedi. My own council will I keep on who is to be trained! A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life, as he looked away, to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing.
- "Hmph. Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things."
