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“Hey Carls. Are these the people you brought for iCarly?” Spencer said.
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“Yup,” Carly said. “Meet Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy and Kit.”
 
 
 
“I heard yelling and banging earlier. What was that?” Spencer asked.
 
 
 
“Kit and Knuckles,” Amy answered.
 
 
 
“Oh.” Spencer nodded.
 
 
 
Kit looked at Knuckles. Knuckles looked at Kit. They started to beat each other up once again.
 
 
 
Spencer looked at Tails. “Do they do this a lot?”
 
 
 
“Yup.” Tails watched them.
 
 
 
“Does anyone know why, exactly?” Spencer said.
 
 
 
“Nope,” Sonic said.
 
 
 
“You’re kidding, right?” Spencer asked.
 
 
 
“No, I’m not.” Sonic watched the two fight.
 
 
 
“Oh. That sucks,” Spencer said.
 
 
 
“How do we get them to stop?” Carly asked, worried that the fight might go too far.
 
 
 
“Easy.” Sonic walked over to the two and dragged Kit away. “See ya later!”
 
 
 
“Wait, where are you going?” Carly asked. “Sonic!”
 
 
 
“Just away from Knuckles,” Sonic said.
 
 
 
“Lemme at ‘im! Lemme at ‘im!!” Kit yelled, struggling to get out of Sonic’s grip.
 
 
 
“Nope,” Sonic said, pressing a button on the elevator.
 
 
 
“Let me go, Sonic!” Kit said.
 
 
 
“No way, Kit.”
 
 
 
“Let me go!”
 
 
 
“Not gonna happen.”
 
 
 
“Sonic!” was heard as the elevator started to descend.
 
 
 
IN THE ELEVATOR
 
 
 
“There.” Sonic let Kit go.
 
 
 
Kit sighed. “Thanks....”
 
 
 
“For letting you go?” Sonic asked.
 
 
 
“Yup.” Kit smiled.
 
 
 
They got to the lobby and Lewbert yelled, “GAH!! More people!!!”
 
 
 
Kit laughed. “Maybe we should get back up to Carly’s apartment, Sonic.”
 
 
 
“Yeah.” They got back in the elevator.
 
 
 
BACK IN THE APARTMENT
 
 
 
Knuckles kept his eyes on the elevator door. “Oh, when Kit gets back up here--”
 
 
 
“Knuckles, shut up,” Amy said, hitting him over the head with her hammer.
 
 
 
When the elevator came back to Carly’s apartment, Kit marveled at the sight of something Spencer had brought home and fixed up. “Hey, a piano!” She smiled. “Awesome!”
 
 
 
“Aw, not another geek!” Sam complained.
 
 
 
“Down, Sam,” Carly said.
 
 
 
“Hey Spencer, can I play it?” Kit asked, turning to Spencer.
 
 
 
“Sure,” Spencer answered.
 
 
 
Kit sat on the piano bench and played ‘Checker Knights’. (Kirby’s Air Ride and Super Smash Bros. Brawl) (Look up ‘flashygoodness Checker Knights’ on YouTube.)
 
 
 
“Wow,” Carly said as Kit played. “How long did it take you to learn that?”
 
 
 
“Roughly a week,” Kit answered, keeping her eyes on the keys. When it was over, she played ‘Sonic Boom’ (‘flashygoodness Sonic Boom’.) When that was over, she played Hare Hare Yukai.
 
 
 
Everyone (excluding Knuckles and Sam) applauded when she finished.
 
 
 
Kit smiled and got up. “Thanks!” She turned to Spencer. “Thanks for letting me use your piano, Spencer.”
 
 
 
“You’re welcome.” Spencer nodded, smiling.
 
 
 
“Hey, who wants smoothies?” Carly asked.
 
 
 
Everyone that had been on iCarly agreed. “Bring me back a Strawberry Splat?” Spencer asked.
 
 
 
“Sure,” Carly said as the large group left.
 
 
 
“So, Kit,” Carly said.
 
 
 
“Yeah?” Kit turned to her.
 
 
 
“Who exactly is it that you like? It seems like it’s one of your friends.” Carly smiled.
 
 
 
“Uh...” Kit blushed.
 
 
 
“Is it Knuckles?” Sam said, smiling smugly.
 
 
 
“NO WAY!!!” Kit yelled.
 
 
 
Everyone in the group turned to her. Kit dragged Sam away.
 
 
 
“What was that for!?” Kit said when she and Sam were a good distance from the group.
 
 
 
“You like Knuckles, don’t you?” Sam said.
 
 
 
“No.” Kit shook her head.
 
 
 
“Who then?” Sam said, wanting to blackmail Kit.
 
 
 
“You tell me who you like first,” Kit said, smiling smugly.
 
 
 
“Fine, fine. I.... I...” Sam closed her eyes.
 
 
 
“Who is it, Sam?” Kit pestered, her smile getting wider.
 
 
 
“I LIKE FREDDIE, OKAY!?!?” Sam screamed at Kit.
 
 
 
“Okay.” Kit walked back to the group.
 
 
 
Freddie stared at Sam as the rest of the group left. Sam stood in shock. “Sam...” Freddie said. “Is that true?”
 
 
 
Sam sighed. “Why do you think I make fun of you all the time?”
 
 
 
“Well, because...” Freddie thought for a minute. “Huh... I dunno.”
 
 
 
“Because I like you...” Sam said. “And... remember that... kiss we had....?”
 
 
 
“Yeah,” Freddie answered. “But didn’t we agree to never speak of that again.”
 
 
 
“No, we just said we would go back to hating each other.” Sam smiled.
 
 
 
“Oh yeah...” Freddie nodded.
 
 
 
“We should probably be going,” Sam said. Freddie nodded and they caught up to the rest of the group.
 
 
 
AT GROOVY SMOOTHIE
 
 
 
Kit had the back luck of having to sit next to Knuckles, but, surprisingly, they didn’t fight, only ignoring each other.
 
 
 
After about 30 minutes, a girl came in that looked familiar to Kit. The girl had dirty-blonde hair down to just beneath her shoulders and grey-blue eyes and wore glasses. She wore a sky-blue T-shirt and black shorts. (I’m bringing me into this!!)
 
 
 
“Happy? Happymystery12?” Kit asked, looking at the girl.
 
 
 
“Oh, hey...” the girl replied. She looked at Kit. “Kit?”
 
 
 
“Glad you remember me, Bobbie!” Kit smiled.
 
 
 
“Yeah!” Bobbie replied.
 
 
 
“So, how long’s it been now since...” Kit trailed off. “Never mind. We can talk later.”
 
 
 
“Okay.” Bobbie nodded, smiling. “So, Kit was on iCarly, huh?”
 
 
 
“Yeah.” Carly nodded. “Kit and Knuckles sort of got into a fight, though...”
 
 
 
“Eh, they do it all the time. They just plain hate each other!” Bobbie laughed.
 
 
 
“Oh. Okay.” Carly shrugged. “So, what school do you go to, Bobbie?”
 
 
 
“I’m starting at Ridgeway on Monday,” Bobbie said.
 
 
 
“Cool.” Carly smiled.
 
 
 
Bobbie nodded. “I love watching iCarly. I watch every week.”
 
 
 
“Wow, you find time for it?” Carly asked.
 
 
 
“Yeah. My little brother is a bug, but he’s a fan too. If he’s on the computer, I just watch it with him.” Bobbie shrugged.
 
 
 
“Ah.” Carly nodded. “That’s cool.”
 
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“Aw, more geeks!” Sam said.
 
 
 
“Ignore Sam,” Carly said.
 
 
 
“Oh, Bobbie, did you watch Lucky Star last night?” Kit asked.
 
 
 
“Oh yeah! A rerun of episode one! That was funny!” Bobbie laughed.
 
 
 
“Oh yeah, Konata and the chocolate cornet!” Kit laughed.
 
 
 
“What are you guys talking about?” Carly asked.
 
 
 
“A TV show me and Bobbie watch. It’s called Lucky Star,” Kit said.
 
 
 
“Kit,” Sonic said.
 
 
 
“Yeah, Sonic?” Kit turned to him.
 
 
 
“Can I talk to you... in private?” Sonic asked.
 
 
 
“Sure.” Kit smiled and got up. She and Sonic went to talk.
 
 
 
OUTSIDE
 
 
 
“What do you want to talk about, Sonic?” Kit asked as they walked out of the Groovy Smoothie.
 
 
 
“I... I wanted to ask you out,” Sonic said, bracing for a rejection.
 
 
 
Kit smiled softly. “Sure.”
 
 
 
“Huh?” Sonic looked at Kit, surprised.
 
 
 
“I’ll go out with you, Sonic,” Kit said.
 
 
 
“You’re serious?” Sonic said, smiling.
 
 
 
“Yeah!” Kit nodded. “When?”
 
 
 
“Um...” Sonic thought for a second. “How about tomorrow?”
 
 
 
“Okay!” Kit smiled. “Let’s go back in.”
 
 
 
Sonic nodded and they went back inside and sat with Carly and the others.
 
 
 
Unfortunately for Kit, she ended up sitting next to Sam. “Hey,” Sam said.
 
 
 
“Hey Sam,” Kit said, taking her seat.
 
 
 
“So, what did you and Sonic talk about?” Sam asked.
 
 
 
“Nothing much,” Kit said between sips of her smoothie.
 
 
 
“Did he... ask you out?” Sam smirked.
 
 
 
Kit performed the classic spit take. “W-what?”
 
 
 
“Did Sonic ask you out?” Sam repeated.
 
 
 
“Th-that’s none of your business!” Kit said, blushing.
 
 
 
“So he did ask you put!” Sam said before turning to Amy.
 
 
 
“WHAT!?!?” Amy screamed, turning to Sonic.
 
 
 
“Sam, Kit, you two should probably run!” Tails said.
 
 
 
“Why?” Sam asked.
 
 
 
“I know that look!” Kit said before grabbing Sam’s arm. She took off with Amy at the girls’ heels.
 
 
 
“Sam, wait!” Carly said, dashing after her friend.
 
 
 
“Carly, Amy gets really violent! Don’t get in her way!” Tails flew after Carly.
 
 
 
“Tails, stop!” Knuckles dashed after Tails.
 
 
 
“Don’t leave me!” Freddie ran after Knuckles.
 
 
 
“Hey, wait for me!” Sonic dashed after the rest of the group.
 
 
 
. . .
 
 
 
“We should be safe here,” Sam said, going up into the iCarly studio.
 
 
 
Amy couldn’t get in. “Get out here!!”
 
 
 
“Amy, Sam was lying!!” Kit yelled. “You got worked up for nothing!!”
 
 
 
“Leave Sam alone!” Carly told Amy.
 
 
 
“Okay,” Amy said.
 
 
 
“Good.” Carly opened the door.
 
 
 
“You guys are okay!” Tails said happily.
 
 
 
“Tails, don’t take off like that!” Knuckles yelled.
 
 
 
Freddie reached them next. “Never do that again!”
 
 
 
Sonic came in last. “Did anyone get hurt?”
 
 
 
“No,” Kit said. “Luckily.”
 
 
 
“Good” Sonic said, smiling and nodding. He was just glad Kit didn’t get hurt. “Hey, Amy?”
 
 
 
“Yeah?” Amy said, smiling. “What is it, Sonic?”
 
 
 
“Can I... talk to you in private?” Sonic asked.
 
 
 
Amy nodded.
 
 
 
“You guys can talk in my room,” Carly said. “Downstairs, second floor of the apartment.”
 
 
 
“’K,” Sonic and Amy said before heading there.
 
 
 
IN CARLY’S ROOM
 
 
 
“What do you wanna talk about, Sonic?” Amy asked, smiling.
 
 
 
“I... I asked Kit out...” Sonic bowed his head.
 
 
 
“What!?” Amy had tears in her eyes. “But... but we...”
 
 
 
“Amy, don’t cry. You know I don’t like tears.” Sonic hugged her.
 
 
 
“Sonic?”
 
 
 
“Yeah, Amy?”
 
 
 
Amy pulled away from him, hammer in hand. “YOU’RE DEAD!!!”
 

Latest revision as of 23:49, 24 December 2012

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