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#REDIRECT [[United States of America]]
 
 
America (in the usual sense) is a country in North America that is south of Canada and north of Mexico. It was officially founded on July 4, 1776 with the signing of the Declaration of Independence in [[Philadelphia]], [[Good|Pennsylvania]]. In fact, the first president of the United States, George Washington, was the leader of the Continental Army in the Revolutionary War (which  was against Great Britain). [[Dr. Rabbit]] takes his kids/[[No|sex slaves]] to America from Australia so that he can blow them up in a rocket.  Fuck yeah.
 
 
 
The empress of America is [[Kootie Pie|Wendy O.]]
 
 
 
America is also what Bandit Keith is obsessed with.
 
 
 
==Liked By==
 
 
 
*[[Bandit Keith]] (loves American the most, in fact.)
 
*Americans
 
*[[Soldier]]
 
*[[Hop]]
 
*Captain America
 
*Revolutionary War-era Patriots
 
*[[Captain Guile|Guile]]
 
*Charlie (Guile's friend)
 
*[[Terry Bogard]]
 
*[[Doc Louis]]
 
*[[Disco Kid]] (Though [[no]]t as much as disco.)
 
*[[Super Macho Man]] (Though [[no]]t as much as his fame.)
 
*[[Mr. Sandman]] (Mainly for the city of [[Philadelphia|Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.]])
 
*[[Rocky Balboa]]
 
*[[Die|Apollo Creed]] (About as much as Bandit Keith loves America, in fact.)
 
*Michael Bay (Unfortunetly)
 
*John McCain
 
*Team America (FUCK YEAH!)
 
*George Washington
 
*[[Hulk Hogan]]
 
*[[Hank Hill]]
 
*Actually, all of our founding fathers.
 
 
 
==Disliked By==
 
 
 
*Europeans
 
*Loyalists
 
*[[Bakura|The British Redcoats]]
 
*[[Communists|The Chinese]]
 
*A few of the Koreans.
 
*[[Rod Blagojevich]]
 
*[[Ass|Benedict Arnold]]
 
*[[Ivan Drago]]
 
*[[Fat|Michael]] [[Ass|Moore]] (Hates America the most.)
 
*Canadians
 
*Lil' Hitler
 
*[[Hitler]]
 
*[[Evil|Afganistan]]
 
*[[Evil|Iraq]]
 
*[[The Jonas Brothers]]
 
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Latest revision as of 03:56, 26 November 2009