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| − | [[image:Mahbody.png|thumb|If you want mah bodi, and you think I'm sexy... -Hitler's favorite song]]
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| − | '''Adolf Hitler''' is one of the <s>nicest</s> eviliest and sexiest men who ever lived. He was a fan of Rod Stewart, and a member of the [[Nazi|The Nazi Party]]. Contrary to what is popularly thought, he was not a vegetarian but instead subsisted on a diet of raw octorocks, pebble peas, and pig iron. Oh yeah, and he tried to exterminate all the Jews in Europe. He was also [[Oogtar|butt-buddies]] with both [[Fat Mario|Benito Mussolini]] and [[Kaz Hirai|Hideki Tojo]], and used to have 3-way gay sex with them (Mussolini used to be on the bottom, Hitler in the middle [though [[The Electric Cheese|Neville Chamberlain]] was under him one time in 1938], and Tojo on top). Hitler died eventually, but [[Weegee|some]] [[Malleo|faithful]] [[Temeku|follower(s)]] resurrected him. After finding the body, they created Cyber Hitler (seen in the picture below). [[Weegee|Some]] [[Malleo|faithful]] [[Temeku|follower(s)]] wanted him to kill everyone again, but all he did was stay cooped up in his castle and send invitations to people so that he could kill him. He eventually invited the wrong person, and was killed. For good.
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| − | == Hitler In Popular Culture ==
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| − | Hitler has been used in poops many times, mainly by [[MrDrunkenFox]] (who is believed to be a [[Nazi]]). However, he has appeared in various other poops by various other folks, and even got a guest appearence on Sesame Street as well as having the UrinatingTree/Fat Mann Judgeth wanting his autograph. His arch nemesis is [[CaptainFleaSam]] and his right hand man is a Nazi Hawk that he calls Von Vulture.
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| − | Nowadays his true nemesis has been confirmed, [[Steely Phil]] who defeated him and another, stronger form of Hitler called Adolf Hitlarrrgh. He and Adolf Hitler were also in a comic book together called "[[Superman|Superman: At Earth's End]]", where they tried to clone [[Batman]] and take over the world, but failed. They also correct Superman by saying "Of Course! Don't [[you]] k[[no]]w anything about science?". He has many types of history segments on the History Channel. Him and the [[Nazi]]s are considered by many to be the human incarnations of [[Anti-Uctions|the Devil.]] Apparently, one time, he also transformed into a [[Goku|Super Saiyan]] to try and defeat [[Goku]]. Unfortunently for him, he died when he found out that his enemy could transform into three different types of Super Saiyans. Oh, he and his country also hosted the 1936 Olympics.
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| − | [[Image:Stalinmeinboi.JPG.jpg|thumb|The Hitler of Hyrule]]
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| − | [[Image:Rhapsody.flv011_0001.jpg |left|thumb|Heil Der Furher!]]
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| − | ==Seen As A Role Model For:==
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| − | *[[Nazi]]s ([[M. Bison|Of Course!]])
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| − | *[[Temeku]]
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| − | *[[MrDrunkenFox]]
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| − | *[[Stegblob]]
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| − | *[[Malleo]]
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| − | *[[Kooky|Ludwig Von Koopa]]
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| − | *[[Cheatsy Koopa|Larry Koopa]]
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| − | *[[Nazi|Neo-Nazis]]
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| − | *[[KKK|The Ku Klux Klan]]
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| − | *[[Weegee]]
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| − | *[[Malleo]]
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| − | *[[Fortran]]
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| − | [[Image: Nazi.jpg|thumb|Zieg Heil!]]
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| − | ==Quotes==
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| − | *"Well, at least I haven't caused has much pain and suffering as that [[Smirking Bitch]]."
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| − | *"Embrace me and we will work together and put our differances aside so that we may once and for all DESTROY THE [[Gay Luigi|GAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]"
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| − | *"HEIL HITLER!!!"
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| − | *"SEIG HAIL!!!"
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| − | *"I HAET [[You|YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]" (When seeing that Jewish doctor that supposedly [[die|killed]] his own mother.)
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| − | *"OH SHIT IT COUSIN SHOWER SHINKO!!"
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| − | *"AND WAS THE BEST DUCK IN THE FUCK!"
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| − | [[Image:Teheran conference-1943.jpg|thumb|right|Adolf Hitler's reign of terror was so [[bad]] that the [[America]]ns (As well as the British.) were forced to side with the [[communists]] in order to defeat him.]]
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| − | [[Image:Fgds.jpg|thumb|left|[[Luigi]] learning about about him and World War II.]]
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| − | [[Image:Cyber Hitler.jpg|thumb|Cyber Hitler in Wolfentein]]
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| − | [[Image: Raphpunchinghtler.png|frame|left|[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Raphael of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] doing what people should've done to him when he was leader.]]
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