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| − | [[Image:The enclosed instruction book.jpg|thumb|250px|]]'''The Enclosed Instruction Book''' is the third best-selling book in the universe, narrowly beating the Bible, and the [[Uctions|Uction]] Book to the top 3. It is the only other thing [[Mario]] is obsessed with, besides [[uctions]]. The inclosed instruction booklet has also been mistaken as an enclosed penis, and is considered "The Book of [[Cum]]", and also can defeat Bowser, along with Ganon, Link and Mama Luigi. This holy book is only obtainble once, and after you get it, you recieve lots of spaghetti! | + | #REDIRECT [[Enclosed Instruction Book]] |
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| − | [[Image:MAriowinstructions.JPG|thumb|[[Fat Mario]] holding the Holy Book]]
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| − | [[Image:Enclosed_Instruction_Book_Gay_Luigi.jpg|250px|thumb|[[Gay Luigi]]'s page in the holy book. Notice how they misspelled Regular.]]
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| − | The only thing that can defeat [[God Luigi]].
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| − | ==Readers of The Enclosed Instruction Book==
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| − | *[[Gay Luigi]]
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| − | *[[Bowser]]
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| − | *[[The Princess]]
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| − | *[[Yoshi]]
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| − | *[[Dr. Robotnik]]
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| − | *[[Scratch]] (mostly for masturbating to the gay porn pictures.)
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| − | *[[Grounder]] (though he only looks at the pictures & masturbates to them.)
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| − | *[[Dr. Wily]]
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| − | *[[Jafar]]
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| − | *[[You]]
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| − | *[[Seymour]]
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| − | *[[Hinata]] (Unfortunately she [[Cum|defiled]] the book, which resulted in it putting a curse on her so she'd never ever be able to kiss [[Kenshiro]].)
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| − | *[[Kenshiro]] (He didn't find it very interesting though.)
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| − | *[[Soundwave]] (He denounced it as inferior, though.)
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| − | *[[Earthworm Jim]]
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| − | *[[You]]
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| − | *Oogtar (he drew pictures of naked men on page 14)
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| − | Rumors say that the enclosed instruction book consists of articles from this very wiki.
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Latest revision as of 08:33, 16 June 2009
