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[[Image:The enclosed instruction book.jpg|thumb|250px|]]'''The Enclosed Instruction Book''' is the third best-selling book in the universe, narrowly beating the Bible, and the [[Uctions|Uction]] Book to the top 3.  It is the only other thing [[Mario]] is obsessed with, besides [[uctions]]. The inclosed instruction booklet has also been mistaken as an enclosed penis, and is considered "The Book of [[Cum]]", and also can defeat Bowser, along with Ganon, Link and Mama Luigi. This holy book is only obtainble once, and after you get it, you recieve lots of spaghetti!
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[[Image:MAriowinstructions.JPG|thumb|[[Fat Mario]] holding the Holy Book]]
 
[[Image:Enclosed_Instruction_Book_Gay_Luigi.jpg|250px|thumb|[[Gay Luigi]]'s page in the holy book. Notice how they misspelled Regular.]]
 
The only thing that can defeat [[God Luigi]].
 
 
 
==Readers of The Enclosed Instruction Book==
 
*[[Gay Luigi]]
 
*[[Bowser]]
 
*[[The Princess]]
 
*[[Yoshi]]
 
*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
 
*[[Scratch]] (mostly for masturbating to the gay porn pictures.)
 
*[[Grounder]] (though he only looks at the pictures & masturbates to them.)
 
*[[Dr. Wily]]
 
*[[Jafar]]
 
*[[You]]
 
*[[Seymour]]
 
*[[Hinata]] (Unfortunately she [[Cum|defiled]] the book, which resulted in it putting a curse on her so she'd never ever be able to kiss [[Kenshiro]].)
 
*[[Kenshiro]] (He didn't find it very interesting though.)
 
*[[Soundwave]] (He denounced it as inferior, though.)
 
*[[Earthworm Jim]]
 
*[[You]]
 
*Oogtar (he drew pictures of naked men on page 14)
 
 
 
Rumors say that the enclosed instruction book consists of articles from this very wiki.
 

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