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''This article is about your dick. You can look [[Boobs|here]] to help expand it.''
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[[image:blair.jpg|thumb|A Penis]]
 
[[Image:Evermen.jpg|thumb|right|A non-penis giving us a naughty snare.]]
 
 
 
The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of [[Sex|entertainment]].
 
You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it.
 
Dr. Ivo [[Robotnik]] has a huge obsession with it.
 
 
 
==Ways to say Penis==
 
Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations:
 
*Dick (invented by [[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]]) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] or [[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.)
 
*[[PINGAS|Pingas]], also spelled Penish or Peengush (invented accidentally by Robotnik)
 
*Piness (invented accidentally by Robotnik Claus)
 
*Pingors (invented by [[Mario head]])
 
*Peaness (invented accidentally by [[Orson Welles]])
 
*Penus
 
*Penor (invented by [[Piconjo]]
 
*Peen  (invented by [[YTWatchdog]])
 
*[[DICKIE|Dickie]] (invented by [[Eddy]])
 
*Twanger (invented by [[Zippy]])
 
*Big red one (invented by [[Zippy]])[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|Demoman looking at PENISH]]
 
*Johnson (invented by [[MightyKombat]])
 
*Monudder (invented by [[ShadowWario]])
 
*Donk (invented by [[Soulja Boy]])
 
*Dong (invented by [[Link]])
 
*Twang/Wang (invented by [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]])
 
*Thingess (invented by [[Mario head]])
 
*Snout (invented by [[Mario head]])
 
*SHHUNEP (invented by Robotnik)
 
*PEEENIS (invented by [[Solid Snake]])
 
*Mydangger (invented by [[Me]])
 
*Bojanger (invented by Homer Simpson)
 
*Tallywacker
 
*One-eyed monster
 
*Purple helmet warrior
 
*Meat cigar
 
 
 
If you have enough luck, there might be a french fry stuck inside your own penis.
 

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