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[[Image:Evermen.jpg|thumb|right|A non-penis giving us a naughty snare.]]
 
 
 
The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of [[Sex|entertainment]].
 
You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it.
 
[[Robotnik]] has a huge obsession with it.
 
 
 
==Ways to say Penis==
 
Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations:
 
*Dick (invented by [[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]]) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] or [[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.)
 
*Penish (invented by Robotnik)
 
*Pingas  (invented by Robotnik)
 
*Pingors (invented by [[Mario head]])
 
*Penus
 
*Penor (invented by [[Piconjo]]
 
*Peen  (invented by [[YTWatchdog]])
 
*[[DICKIE|Dickie]] (invented by [[Eddy]])
 
*Twanger (invented by [[Zippy]])
 
*Big red one (invented by [[Zippy]])
 
*Johnson (invented by [[MightyKombat]])
 
*Monudder (invented by [[ShadowWario]])
 
 
 
==People with Penis==
 
Only some people in the galaxy have a penis, and they are listed below:
 
 
 
* [[TheRedFuzz]]
 
* [[Captain Falcon]] (Has the largest penis in existence)
 
* [[Bill O'Reilly]] (This has come into question in recent times, however.)
 
* [[You|Jesus]]
 
* [[Dio Brando]] (he even says it feels good)
 
* [[Rik Mayall]] (Though, it is practically microscopic)
 
* [[Robotnik]] (He has been spotted exercising his penis from time to time, however it seems this has no effect as it is still rather small.)
 
* [[Temeku]]
 
* [[Shockwave]]
 
* [[Daniel J D'Arby]]
 
* [[Stegblob]] (Can't seem to find it though.)
 
* [[Tabull89]]
 
* [[Toadomos]]
 
* [[Mario]] (It has its very own hat and mustache.)
 
* [[Wizkid837]]
 
* [[Conrad Slater]]
 
* [[Asterix]]
 
* [[The Electric Cheese]]
 
* [[Froggo]] (Surprisingly)
 
* [[Dan hibiki]]
 
* [[Bart Simpson]]
 
* [[TyrannosaurusReich]]
 
* [[Ron Jeremy]]
 
* [[You]] (^_^)
 
* [[Buga]] (Incredibly small, perhaps the smallest penis in the universe)
 
* [[MelvanaInChains]]
 
* [[Regular Luigi]]
 
* [[ShreddaX]]
 
* [[Ken]]
 
* [[Scorpion]] (He can shoot it out of his wrist)
 
* [[Conker]]
 
* [[User:Feghoot|John Milford Barrick III]]
 
* [[Q]]
 
* [[YTwatchdog]] (refers to it as a "peen")
 
* [[Doctor Who]] (All 10 of them, except Paul McGann)
 
*[[Kenshiro]]
 
*[[Shin]]
 
*Raoh
 
*Jagi
 
*Rugal Bernstein
 
*[[Ataru Moroboshi]]
 
*[[Tommy Turnbull]]
 
*[[SpongeBob (character)|SpongeBob]] (Possible to have ben lost in the fowl depths of Patrick's rectum.)
 
*[[mariomarioecw]]
 
*Every member of the Beatles
 
*[[Sora]]
 
*[[Jafar]] (Likes to slam doors on it.)
 
*[[Uctions]] (HUH?!)
 
*[[Drew Pickles]] (the complete opposite of Buga)
 
*All [[Team Fortress 2]] characters ([[Pyro]] is still debated though)
 
*[[Scrander]]
 
*[[Gaming God]]
 
*[[RetardedAnimeParodyX]]
 
*[[Manny Rivera]]
 
*NOT [[CalTrans]]
 
*[[Hulk Hogan]]
 
*[[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J]] (Proudly announces that to the entire world) {Is also the 3rd hugest one ever seen}
 
*wendy koopa
 
*[[Youtube_Poop_IRC#Bonerman|Bonerman]]
 
*[[Mama Luigi]] (may or may not have one, but I'm not gonna be the one to check.)
 
*[[Gay Luigi]] (he wishes he didn't)
 
*[[Fred Flintstone]] [although he looks like one.]
 

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