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| − | [[image:blair.jpg|thumb|A Penis]] | + | #REDIRECT [[Penis]] |
| − | [[Image:Evermen.jpg|thumb|right|A non-penis giving us a naughty snare.]]
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| − | The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of [[Sex|entertainment]].
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| − | You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it.
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| − | [[Robotnik]] has a huge obsession with it.
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| − | ==Ways to say Penis==
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| − | Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations:
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| − | *Dick (invented by [[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]]) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] or [[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.)
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| − | *Penish (invented by Robotnik)
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| − | *Pingas (invented by Robotnik)
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| − | *Pingors (invented by [[Mario head]])
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| − | *Penus
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| − | *Penor (invented by [[Piconjo]]
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| − | *Peen (invented by [[YTWatchdog]])
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| − | *[[DICKIE|Dickie]] (invented by [[Eddy]])
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| − | *Twanger (invented by [[Zippy]])
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| − | *Big red one (invented by [[Zippy]])
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| − | *Johnson (invented by [[MightyKombat]]
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| − | *Monudder (invented by [[ShadowWario]]
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| − | ==People with Penis==
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| − | Only some people in the galaxy have a penis, and they are listed below:
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| − | * [[Captain Falcon]] (Has the largest penis in existence)
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| − | * [[Bill O'Reilly]] (This has come into question in recent times, however.)
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| − | * [[You|Jesus]] (Especially Black Jesus)
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| − | * [[Dio Brando]] (he even says it feels good)
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| − | * [[Rik Mayall]] (Though, it is practically microscopic)
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| − | * [[Robotnik]] (He has been spotted exercising his penis from time to time, however it seems this has no effect as it is still rather small.)
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| − | * [[Temeku]]
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| − | * [[Shockwave]]
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| − | * [[Daniel J D'Arby]]
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| − | * [[Stegblob]] (Can't seem to find it though.)
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| − | * [[Tabull89]]
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| − | * [[Toadomos]]
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| − | * [[Mario]] (It has its very own hat and mustache.)
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| − | * [[Wizkid837]]
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| − | * [[Conrad Slater]]
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| − | * [[Asterix]]
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| − | * [[The Electric Cheese]]
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| − | * [[Froggo]] (Surprisingly)
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| − | * [[Dan hibiki]]
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| − | * [[Bart Simpson]]
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| − | * [[TyrannosaurusReich]]
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| − | * [[Ron Jeremy]]
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| − | * [[You]] (^_^)
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| − | * [[Buga]] (Incredibly small, perhaps the smallest penis in the universe)
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| − | * [[MelvanaInChains]]
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| − | * [[Regular Luigi]]
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| − | * [[ShreddaX]]
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| − | * [[Ken]]
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| − | * Da'ithi Simnas (Althoug, a powerful entity like him has no need for a Penis as he is imortal and doesnt need to reproduce)
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| − | * [[Scorpion]] (He can shoot it out of his wrist)
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| − | * [[User:Drunken Grepher|Grepher "The Duellist" Swordbearer]]
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| − | * [[Conker]]
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| − | * [[User:Feghoot|John Milford Barrick III]]
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| − | * [[Q]]
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| − | * [[YTwatchdog]] (refers to it as a "peen")
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| − | * [[Doctor Who]] (All 10 of them, except Paul McGann)
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| − | * [[Wiul]] (Though Galiteah Stelepa said to him, "The only thing smaller than your heart is your penis")
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| − | *[[Kenshiro]]
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| − | *[[Shin]]
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| − | *Raoh
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| − | *Jagi
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| − | *Rugal Bernstein
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| − | *[[Ataru Moroboshi]]
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| − | *[[Tommy Turnbull]]
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| − | *[[SpongeBob (character)|SpongeBob]] (Possible to have ben lost in the fowl depths of Patrick's rectum.)
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| − | *[[mariomarioecw]]
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| − | *[[Haruhi]] (Although wearing a skirt, This person has both genitals of each gender)
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| − | *Every member of the Beatles
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| − | *[[Sora]]
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| − | *[[Jafar]] (Likes to slam doors on it.)
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| − | *[[Uctions]] (HUH?!)
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| − | *[[Drew Pickles]] (the complete opposite of Buga)
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| − | *All [[Team Fortress 2]] characters ([[Pyro]] is still debated though)
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| − | *[[Scrander]]
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| − | *[[Gaming God]]
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| − | *[[RetardedAnimeParodyX]]
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| − | *[[Manny Rivera]]
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| − | *NOT [[CalTrans]]
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| − | *[[Hulk Hogan]]
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| − | *[[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J]] (Proudly announces that to the entire world) {Is also the 3rd hugest one ever seen}
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| − | *wendy koopa
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| − | *[[Youtube_Poop_IRC#Bonerman|Bonerman]]
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