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|name=zoc (formerly zacheatscrackers)
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|image=Blackwidow.png‎
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|1stmade=What Is Two+Infinity?
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|year=07
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|sources=Pretty much anything
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|methods=Sentence Mixing/Stuttering/Rape
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|tech=Vegas Pro 15
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|realname=Zachary Brian Pietsch
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|sex=Male
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|nationality=USA
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|youtubeaccount=zacheatscrackers
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==SOME SH**==
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=Short Recap of History=
HE'S 13 K
 
  
HE'S A BOY K
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I did some things then I did some more things then I ended up on YC and did even more things and shit happened that would take a whole night and a 12 pack of tallboys to explain and now I'm here.
  
HE LIVES IN DELAWARE K
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Yeah.
  
K K
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[[File:Loli.png‎|thumb|right|uguu]]
  
END OF STORY
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[[File:Cyclops.png|thumb|right|marvel comic]]
  
==History==
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=Personality=
He first thought poop was a music video or something, but one day he was watching AlthePorcupine's videos and saw a poop named "oh god". He laughed pretty freaking hard at it, so he watched the sequal, "A stale taste of recycled air". He loved it and said, "LOL. This is hilarious sh** right here. Maybe I'll give it a shot". And so he loaded it up and started a string of videos of what he THOUGHT were poops, but were really crappy flash videos. He got tons of bad comments and rarely even got 4 star ratings. He was in a total crisis and decided the pooping buisness wasn't for him so he watched link123456 and Stegblob's videos for fun and laughed so hard he choked. He did this until January, and with a shout of "HOLY SH**", he discovered the greatest damn place in the universe: The Youchewpoop forum. Filled with more random crap and ear rapes then a cow's ass crack. He joined and got greeted by a bunch of nice people. He made poops which people thought were merley okay, and not great. However, then a rumor was spread that 2008'ers will destroy Youtube Poop. Everyone raged war on zacheatscrackers for days until he made a poop entitled "Sonic looks into hell", then he offically became a respected member. He sang lame-ass country songs as a sign of victory and went on to make more poops. Today, he is one of the better beginner poopers.
 
  
[[Image:Dribbleavatar.jpg|thumb|Right|THIS IS FUC**ING ZACHEATSCRACKERS. END OF STORY.]]
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I'm crazy, though I can be nice. But I'm mostly crazy.
  
===First poop seen===
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=Evolution of my Style=
"oh god" by AlthePorcupine.
 
===First poop made===
 
"What does two plus infinity"
 
[http://youtube.com/watch?v=WDO0neBKkGg TEH LINK]
 
  
==Style==
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Basically cheap 2007-style techniques, then I moved on to rape techniques that would become the norm around 2009ish and stuck with them ever since.
EAR RAPE OH GOD YES EAR RAPE YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH
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Occasional setence mixing
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===Current Style===
===Preferred Sources===
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AOSTH
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*[[Rape]]
Wario Ware videos
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*[[Stuttering]]
CD-i (occasionally.)
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*[[Repetition]]
Arthur
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*[[Sentence Mixing]]/Word Splicing
===Preferred Methods===
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*0:30-1:00 length for the most part
Setence mixing
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EAR RAPE
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=Preferred Sources=
Flash videos(Like Dinner Blaster)
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EAR RAPE
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Just about anything, as long as I feel I can poop it. I've never been picky.
Setence mixing
 
EAR RAPE
 
EAR FU**ING RAPE
 
===Prefered Tech===
 
Edit Studio
 
Sony Vegas
 
Premeire
 
===Likes===
 
.EAR RAAAAAAPPPEEEE
 
.Setence mixing
 
.pizza
 
.Stegblob
 
.spamming
 
.Ophios
 
.the Moderators
 
.conrad (whenever he's not doing sh**y changes)
 
.pimpsahoy's multiple bannings
 
.macros
 
.T.Reich
 
.Terrorist
 
===Dislikes===
 
.Tennis matches with no ear rape (you can't have tennis without ear rape.)
 
.Conrad's retarded pranks (like modding pimps.)
 
.Cloggedone
 
.Pimpsahoy
 
.FOTEPS's poops
 
.Tacowiz's rival forum (WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING??!!)
 
.My Gym Partner's a monkey (corny jokes.)
 
.Censor Bleeps
 
===Rivals===
 
.Tacowiz
 
.FOTEP
 
  
==Reception==
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===Preferred Tech===
HES A SPACE COWBOY WHO SAVES THE WORLD FROM TEH EVIL PENISH ALEINS OF PLANET 6676
 
===Criticism===
 
.He occasionally makes crappy poops. .He won't get rid of the EditStudio mark even though he wants to
 
  
===Achievements===
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[[Sony Vegas]]
.R-E-S-P-E-C-T .8 subsribies!! :D .HAIRY PINGAS
 
  
==Associates==
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=Online Bros=
lol wut
 
  
===In Real Life===
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I hate all of you.
Gary Smith, Andrew Gronda
 
  
===Online===
 
lol wut
 
 
===Influences===
 
===Influences===
Stegblob, link123456, AlthePorcupine
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people
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===Fans===
 
===Fans===
Jaz, TheDumbening, Erag, NS2, crash2991, etc.
 
  
==Poop Listing==
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more people
OVER 9000
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=Other Information=
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Steam is zacheatscrackers, though I currently go by zoc as stated above.
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Discord is zoc#8436.
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Age: What's that? Is that something you eat?
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Country: USA.
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State: Pennsylvania
  
==Other Information==
 
I have an ingrown toenail that hurts like HELL
 
 
===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN DIS SECTION >80
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*Likes pizza
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*Likes Overwatch
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*Makes RPGs with RPG Maker
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*Plays fighting games here and there
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===Likes===
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*Masturbating
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*Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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*[[You]]
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===Dislikes===
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*Also [[you]]
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*Assholes
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*Dickheads
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*generic insult goes here
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===Links===
 
===Links===
www.youtube.com/zacheatscrackers (If you wanna check out my crap.)
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My account on YouChew should literally be no trouble to find, just in case you ever want to message me about anything.
www.smwcentral.net (I FU**ING LOVE THIS PLACE :D)
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===News===
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*[http://youtube.com/user/zacheatscrackers Current/main account. Note that I've closed it NUMEROUS times, so if you're looking for my 2008 videos, you won't have any luck, unfortunately]
NOTHING
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*[http://youtube.com/user/zach033094poop Alt account, for super old videos]
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[[File:Deadpool.jpg‎|thumb|right|Hey look its daaaaaaadpgll;]]
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[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]

Latest revision as of 02:38, 18 February 2018

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 This Pooper is Dormant and unclassified to be retired or on hiatus.


Short Recap of History[edit]

I did some things then I did some more things then I ended up on YC and did even more things and shit happened that would take a whole night and a 12 pack of tallboys to explain and now I'm here.

Yeah.

uguu
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marvel comic

Personality[edit]

I'm crazy, though I can be nice. But I'm mostly crazy.

Evolution of my Style[edit]

Basically cheap 2007-style techniques, then I moved on to rape techniques that would become the norm around 2009ish and stuck with them ever since.

Current Style[edit]

Preferred Sources[edit]

Just about anything, as long as I feel I can poop it. I've never been picky.

Preferred Tech[edit]

Sony Vegas

Online Bros[edit]

I hate all of you.

Influences[edit]

people

Fans[edit]

more people

Other Information[edit]

Steam is zacheatscrackers, though I currently go by zoc as stated above.

Discord is zoc#8436.

Age: What's that? Is that something you eat?

Country: USA.

State: Pennsylvania

Trivia[edit]

  • Likes pizza
  • Likes Overwatch
  • Makes RPGs with RPG Maker
  • Plays fighting games here and there

Likes[edit]

  • Masturbating
  • Aqua Teen Hunger Force
  • You

Dislikes[edit]

  • Also you
  • Assholes
  • Dickheads
  • generic insult goes here

Links[edit]

My account on YouChew should literally be no trouble to find, just in case you ever want to message me about anything.


Hey look its daaaaaaadpgll;