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[[Image:The enclosed instruction book.jpg|thumb|250px|]]'''The Enclosed Instruction Book''' is the third best-selling book in the universe, narrowly beating the Bible, and the [[Uctions|Uction]] Book to the top 3.  It is the only other thing [[Mario]] is obsessed with, besides [[uctions]]. The inclosed instruction booklet has also been mistaken as an enclosed penis, and is considered "The Book of Cum", and also can defeat Bowser, along with Ganon, Link and Mama Luigi. This holy book is only obtainble once, and after you get it, you recieve lots of spaghetti!
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[[Image:MAriowinstructions.JPG|thumb|Mario holding the Holy Book]]
 
 
 
The only thing that can defeat [[God Luigi]].
 
 
 
==Readers of The Enclosed Instruction Book==
 
*[[Gay Luigi]]
 
*[[Bowser]]
 
*[[The Princess]]
 
*[[Yoshi]]
 
*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
 
*[[Scratch]]
 
*[[Grounder]] (though he only looks at the pictures & masturbates to them.)
 
*[[Dr. Wily]]
 
*[[Jafar]]
 
*[[You]]
 
*[[Hinata]] (Unfortunately she [[Cum|defiled]] the book, which resulted in it putting a curse on her so she'd never ever be able to kiss [[Kenshiro]])
 
*[[Kenshiro]] (He didn't find it very interesting though)
 
*[[Soundwave]] (he denounced it as inferior, though)
 

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