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==About==
 
==About==
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'''Winnie the Pooh''' is a sentient teddy bear of very little brain. He lives in the Hundred Acre Wood under the name of [[Gay Luigi]], which means he has the name written above his door in gold letters. He has an addiction to honey and is willing to disguise himself as a Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Gradunza in order to get some from the Honey Bombs' tree. He is deathly afraid of elephants.
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'''Winnie the Pooh''' is a sentient teddy bear of very little brain who lives in the Hundred Acre Wood. He has an addiction to honey and is willing to disguise himself in order to get some from the honeybee tree. He is deathly afraid of heffalumps and woozles.
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*He wants to molest Piglet.
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*He wants to touch Piglet's ass. Er, his butt. Er, shit.
*He spells honey by "hunny".
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*He spells honey as "hunny".
 
*He has his own personal thinking spot.
 
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==People who Dislike Pooh==
 
==People who Dislike Pooh==
 
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*That guy.
  
 
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Revision as of 15:48, 10 May 2010

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And Tigger too.

About

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Winnie the Pooh is a sentient teddy bear of very little brain who lives in the Hundred Acre Wood. He has an addiction to honey and is willing to disguise himself in order to get some from the honeybee tree. He is deathly afraid of heffalumps and woozles.

Trivia

  • He wants to touch Piglet's ass. Er, his butt. Er, shit.
  • He spells honey as "hunny".
  • He has his own personal thinking spot.

People Who Like Pooh

People who Dislike Pooh

  • That guy.