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| − | America (in the usual sense) is a country in North America that is south of Canada and north of Mexico. It was officially founded on July 4, 1776 with the signing of the Declaration of Independence in [[Philadelphia]], [[Good|Pennsylvania]]. In fact, the first president of the United States, George Washington, was the leader of the Continental Army in the Revolutionary War (which was against Great Britain). [[Dr. Rabbit]] takes his kids/[[No|sex slaves]] to America from Australia so that he can blow them up in a rocket. Fuck yeah.
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| − | The empress of America is [[Kootie Pie|Wendy O.]]
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| − | America is also what Bandit Keith is obsessed with.
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| − | ==Liked By==
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| − | *[[Bandit Keith]] (loves American the most, in fact.)
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| − | *Americans
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| − | *[[Soldier]]
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| − | *[[Hop]]
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| − | *Captain America
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| − | *Revolutionary War-era Patriots
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| − | *[[Captain Guile|Guile]]
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| − | *Charlie (Guile's friend)
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| − | *[[Terry Bogard]]
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| − | *[[Doc Louis]]
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| − | *[[Disco Kid]] (Though [[no]]t as much as disco.)
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| − | *[[Super Macho Man]] (Though [[no]]t as much as his fame.)
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| − | *[[Mr. Sandman]] (Mainly for the city of [[Philadelphia|Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.]])
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| − | *[[Rocky Balboa]]
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| − | *[[Die|Apollo Creed]] (About as much as Bandit Keith loves America, in fact.)
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| − | *Michael Bay (Unfortunetly)
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| − | *John McCain
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| − | *Team America (FUCK YEAH!)
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| − | *George Washington
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| − | *[[Hulk Hogan]]
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| − | *[[Hank Hill]]
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| − | *Actually, all of our founding fathers.
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| − | ==Disliked By==
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| − | *Europeans
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| − | *Loyalists
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| − | *The British Redcoats
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| − | *[[Communists|The Chinese]]
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| − | *A few of the Koreans.
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| − | *[[Rod Blagojevich]]
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| − | *[[Ass|Benedict Arnold]]
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| − | *[[Ivan Drago]]
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| − | *Michael Moore (Hates America the most.)
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| − | *Canadians
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| − | *Lil' Hitler
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| − | *Hitler
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| − | *[[Evil|Afganistan]]
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| − | *[[Evil|Iraq]]
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| − | [[Category:Places]]
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Latest revision as of 03:56, 26 November 2009
