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| − | ''This article is about your dick. You can look [[Boobs|here]] to help expand it.''
| + | #REDIRECT [[Penis]] |
| − | [[image:blair.jpg|thumb|A Penis]]
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| − | [[Image:Evermen.jpg|thumb|right|A non-penis giving us a naughty snare.]]
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| − | The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of [[Sex|entertainment]].
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| − | You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it.
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| − | Dr. Ivo [[Robotnik]] has a huge obsession with it.
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| − | ==Ways to say Penis==
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| − | Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations:
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| − | *Dick (invented by [[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]]) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] or [[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.)
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| − | *[[PINGAS|Pingas]], also spelled Penish or Peengush (invented accidentally by Robotnik.)
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| − | *Piness (invented accidentally by Robotnik Claus.)
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| − | *Pingors (invented by [[Mario head|Mario Head]].)
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| − | *Peaness (invented accidentally by [[Orson Welles]].)
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| − | *Penus
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| − | *Penor (invented by [[Piconjo]].)
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| − | *Peen (invented by [[YTWatchdog]].)
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| − | *[[DICKIE|Dickie]] (invented by [[Eddy]].)
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| − | *Twanger (invented by [[Zippy]].)
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| − | *Big Red One (invented by [[Zippy]].)[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|Demoman looking at PENISH]]
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| − | *Johnson (invented by [[MightyKombat]].)
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| − | *Monudder (invented by [[ShadowWario]].)
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| − | *Donk (invented by [[Soulja Boy]].)
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| − | *Dong (invented by [[Link]].)
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| − | *Twang/Wang (invented by [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]].)
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| − | *Thingess (invented by [[Mario head|Mario Head]].)
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| − | *Snout (invented by [[Mario head|Mario Head]].)
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| − | *SHHUNEP (invented by Robotnik.)
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| − | *PEEENIS (invented by [[Solid Snake]].)
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| − | *Mydangger (invented by [[Me]].)
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| − | *Bojanger (invented by Homer Simpson.)
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| − | *Tallywacker
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| − | *One-Eyed Monster
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| − | *Purple Helmet Warrior
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| − | *Meat Cigar
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| − | *Steak [[Dinner]] (invented by a late 1980's-early 1990's NBA referree.)
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| − | *Boner (Why wasn't this here until now?)
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| − | *SUPER BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (invented by [[Mario]].)
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| − | If you have enough luck, there might be a french fry stuck inside your own penis.
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