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| − | ''This article is about your dick. You can look [[Boobs|here]] to help expand it.''
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| − | [[image:blair.jpg|thumb|A Penis]]
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| − | [[Image:Evermen.jpg|thumb|right|A non-penis giving us a naughty snare.]]
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| − | The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of [[Sex|entertainment]].
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| − | You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it.
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| − | Dr. Ivo [[Robotnik]] has a huge obsession with it.
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| − | ==Ways to say Penis==
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| − | Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations:
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| − | *Dick (invented by [[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]]) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] or [[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.)
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| − | *[[PINGAS|Pingas]], also spelled Penish or Peengush (invented accidentally by Robotnik)
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| − | *Piness (invented accidentally by Robotnik Claus)
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| − | *Pingors (invented by [[Mario head]])
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| − | *Peaness (invented accidentally by [[Orson Welles]])
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| − | *Penus
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| − | *Penor (invented by [[Piconjo]]
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| − | *Peen (invented by [[YTWatchdog]])
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| − | *[[DICKIE|Dickie]] (invented by [[Eddy]])
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| − | *Twanger (invented by [[Zippy]])
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| − | *Big Red One (invented by [[Zippy]])[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|Demoman looking at PENISH]]
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| − | *Johnson (invented by [[MightyKombat]])
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| − | *Monudder (invented by [[ShadowWario]])
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| − | *Donk (invented by [[Soulja Boy]])
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| − | *Dong (invented by [[Link]])
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| − | *Twang/Wang (invented by [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]])
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| − | *Thingess (invented by [[Mario head]])
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| − | *Snout (invented by [[Mario head]])
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| − | *SHHUNEP (invented by Robotnik)
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| − | *PEEENIS (invented by [[Solid Snake]])
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| − | *Mydangger (invented by [[Me]])
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| − | *Bojanger (invented by Homer Simpson)
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| − | *Tallywacker
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| − | *One-Eyed Monster
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| − | *Purple Helmet Warrior
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| − | *Meat Cigar
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| − | *Steak [[Dinner]] (invented by a late 1980's-early 1990's NBA referree.)
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| − | If you have enough luck, there might be a french fry stuck inside your own penis.
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