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==In brief==
 
==In brief==
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LordofBLTs is a relatively new YouTube Pooper with unrealistically large goals for his YouTube Pooping career.  He is especially interested in honing his sentence mixing skills to mastery-level.
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
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LordofBLTs first stumbled upon YouTube Poops while looking up old 90s cartoons.  At first rightly annoyed with YouTube Poops, there was some nugget of endearment in them.  He quickly decided that he, too, could be a YouTube Pooper, and quickly went about fixing up his computer to be a respectable toilet for his poops, getting codexes and a video converter that he originally used for getting videos onto his iPod.
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LordofBLTs first stumbled upon YouTube Poops while looking up old 90s cartoons in July of 2008.  At first rightly annoyed with YouTube Poops, there was some nugget of endearment in them.  He quickly decided that he, too, could be a YouTube Pooper, and quickly went about fixing up his computer to be a respectable toilet for his poops, getting codexes and a video converter that he originally used for getting videos onto his iPod.
  
 
===First poop seen===
 
===First poop seen===
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*Rants on YouTube
 
*Rants on YouTube
 
*Various cartoons, preferably no older than 90s cartoons
 
*Various cartoons, preferably no older than 90s cartoons
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*Horrible public access shows
  
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
===Preferred Methods===
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*Stutter Loops
 
*Stutter Loops
 
*Clip reversal
 
*Clip reversal
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*Attempting to put in a little more ear rape and gruesome edits from time to time
  
 
===Prefered Tech===
 
===Prefered Tech===
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LordofBLTs now works with Sony Vegas Pro 8.  LordofBLTs used to work with Windows Movie Maker up until "Gemberling's Dog," the first one made with Sony Vegas.  It is definitely for the best, as his poops have done nothing but improve because of it, and now his videos are in a higher quality with smoother transitions and no jarring popping noises, indicating the botched, butcher-like surgical editing procedure that is the making of a YouTube Poop.  He has now screwed it up so that he is not as versatile with text editing.  This will be fixed some time in the near future.
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LordofBLTs now works with Sony Vegas Pro 8.  LordofBLTs used to work with Windows Movie Maker up until "Gemberling's Dog," the first one made with Sony Vegas.
  
 
===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
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Finding the coherency that he once considered hilarious now almost a form of treason, LordofBLTs does not consider "story" YouTube Poops to be real YouTube Poops- That is to say YouTube Poops that have had a completely new, clean, and coherent plot injected into them by their creator.  These are not by definition Flash YouTube Poops, but you certainly would think that by looking at them.  Specifically this distaste was sparked by such videos as Dinner Blaster and the Scatman videos, which LordofBLTs highly dislikes.
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Stuff that isn't particularly funny.
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He has a mild distaste for Flash YouTube Poops, and finds controlled chaos to be much truer to the original ideals of Pooping.
 
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He dislikes barely-edited YouTube Poops and, like many others, has grown sick and tired of almost all CD-i edits- Once in a great while he will laugh at a CD-i edit, but these are usually ironic edits placed in a poop to poke fun at the hoard of young conformist poopers still using them.  He decided that he would leave his own CD-i poops as a constant reminder to himself of his earlier days.
 
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He finds Deepercutt bland and uninteresting, and cannot see Deepercutt's appeal.  It all kind of runs together and there's not even really any redeemable edits in them- If they aren't jumbled up in pieces too big to be enjoyable they're barely jumbled at all with Deepercutt's videos.  Also, though he is a fan of WalrusGuy, after WalrusGuy's month-long ban he finds him significantly less funny upon his return, after experiencing poops outside of the normal flash poops that he now avoids like the plague.
 
  
 
==Reception==
 
==Reception==
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===Achievements===
 
===Achievements===
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Currently his most notable poop is "Ron Stuart Needs Money," a throwback to the days just before WalrusGuy's disappearance, when WalrusGuy's videos would garner thousands of hits and would pull any video responding to it up as well.  Within a few days it was his most popular video with 600 hits, now nearly 900.  One could argue that "Chowder Is Diagnosed With An Astigmatism" (formerly "Chowder Makes the new Banana Split Blast") technically has more views, but it doesn't have as many comments or ratings and did not get as popular as fast.
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Nothing, LordofBLTs has yet to participate in anything or make anything particularly popular.
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In other words, LordofBLTs is still waiting to make a gem.
 
  
 
==Associates==
 
==Associates==
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===In Real Life===
 
===In Real Life===
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===Online===
 
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===Influences===
 
===Influences===
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LordofBLTs is "a shameless fan of KroboProductions," preferring him over all other YouTube Poopers, for a number of reasons:
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LordofBLTs is a big fan of Krobo, WalrusGuy, and Waldfield.
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*Humor: LordofBLTs simply finds Krobo's YouTube Poops to be endlessly hilarious, turning into in-jokes between him and real-life friends.
 
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*Ability: Krobo can sentence mix like no other, and it is a fair claim to say that Krobo is the greatest sentence mixer we've had who has made it big, perhaps the greatest that we've had period.  There's all this gushing over WalrusGuy, but perhaps people are mistaking flash ability with sentence mixing, as WalrusGuy's abilities are around medium-quality.  Krobo's also a master of the stutter loop, applying it in small proportions throughout his poops to make them funnier (we all have the attention spans of gophers, as you know quite well if you're here voluntarily).
 
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*Purity: Krobo rarely uses flash in his videos.  When he does use it, he uses it hilariously.  Not unlike WalrusGuy, but in moderation instead of caked-on flash.  He rarely leaves a video source alive, and by the time he's done with it, it has become a Frankenstein-like monstrosity perfect for YouTube.  See his John Goodman poop for a good example of this.
 
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*Sources: Krobo uses sources bad enough to make a dog choke itself.  Since bad sources have been directly linked to hilarious YouTube Poops (though they cannot stand as a funny poop all on their own), this makes Krobo's work that much funnier.  Granted that they're commonplace sources, but the good thing about Sonic and Fresh Prince is that there is no set episode from which one is to work- The entire length of the series is avalible for pooping, and there is no norm like Mama Luigi.
 
  
 
===Fans===
 
===Fans===
 
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==Poops==
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In order of upload, from newest to oldest.
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhqErZXGR50 Hannah Montana Has A Stroke]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBBfoc6sniE Rob's Infertile Ovary Problems]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmhwvXDg9z0 Gwonam's Sexual Harassment Lawsuit]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk6zx7tcTUQ David Liebe Hart Has A Seizure]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V9IgfpsiCg Sonic Dials 911]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcIn1_Cd8qk Charleston, Charleston (2AM)]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc1GS1tbb04 That's Disgusting]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-HTYSWvecw Bill O'Reilly Can't Read]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IaVA3X2D4w Giovanni, Pop Singer]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDtCqqsgITs Ron Stuart Needs Money]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Mt5P3s9Jg Colgate's Not a Cliche At All]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTw643ZD67Q You Understand NOTHING]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHbMKQYQjjw Gemberling's Dog]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6hIUlZ4gIc Arthur's Flight]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt7C5SInxmg Sifl & Olly Part 1]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Q8UOFeeck Who's Telling This Story?]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXhr49Y5Ql4 Allen Steals Cable]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ4XJinhmZw Death Noticity]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZGKkrpafF8 Find My Dinner]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zMylE-YuE4 Chowder is Diagnosed With An Astigmatism]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hNL4bKmQys Link's Stuff]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW2D63gEb6g Link's Death Note]
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==Other Information==
 
==Other Information==
 
<!-- Other stuff that may be of interest -->
 
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===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
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*LordofBLTs was the first person to ever poop:
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**Sifl & Olly (in homage to one of his favorite shows.  LordofBLTs actually has a few bootleg DVDs of Sifl & Olly, and one official DVD)
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**Darknessthecurse's Sonic Slash Pairings rant
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**David Liebe Hart's public access show, though it is unknown if he was the first to actually poop David Liebe Hart himself.  More research may be put into this for the sake of bragging rights.
  
 
===Links===
 
===Links===
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*[http://www.youtube.com/user/LordofBLTs| YouTube Account]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/user/LordofBLTs YouTube Account]
  
 
===Other Links===
 
===Other Links===

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In brief[edit]

LordofBLTs is a relatively new YouTube Pooper with unrealistically large goals for his YouTube Pooping career. He is especially interested in honing his sentence mixing skills to mastery-level.

History[edit]

LordofBLTs first stumbled upon YouTube Poops while looking up old 90s cartoons in July of 2008. At first rightly annoyed with YouTube Poops, there was some nugget of endearment in them. He quickly decided that he, too, could be a YouTube Pooper, and quickly went about fixing up his computer to be a respectable toilet for his poops, getting codexes and a video converter that he originally used for getting videos onto his iPod.

First poop seen[edit]

Unknown

First poop made[edit]

YouTube Poop: Link's Death Note

Style[edit]

Preferred Sources[edit]

  • Sonic the Hedgehog (new source craving)
  • Commercials
  • Rants on YouTube
  • Various cartoons, preferably no older than 90s cartoons
  • Horrible public access shows

Preferred Methods[edit]

  • Sentence Mixing
  • Stutter Loops
  • Clip reversal
  • Attempting to put in a little more ear rape and gruesome edits from time to time

Prefered Tech[edit]

LordofBLTs now works with Sony Vegas Pro 8. LordofBLTs used to work with Windows Movie Maker up until "Gemberling's Dog," the first one made with Sony Vegas.

Dislikes[edit]

Stuff that isn't particularly funny.

Reception[edit]

Criticism[edit]

Most of his early work consisted of an amalgamated mess of CD-i clips and lamely-edited Death Note videos. Edits were sloppy and obvious, and not in the good way. Currently his main problem is that he tries too hard.

Achievements[edit]

Nothing, LordofBLTs has yet to participate in anything or make anything particularly popular.

Associates[edit]

In Real Life[edit]

Online[edit]

Influences[edit]

LordofBLTs is a big fan of Krobo, WalrusGuy, and Waldfield.

Fans[edit]

Poops[edit]

In order of upload, from newest to oldest.

Other Information[edit]

Trivia[edit]

  • LordofBLTs was the first person to ever poop:
    • Sifl & Olly (in homage to one of his favorite shows. LordofBLTs actually has a few bootleg DVDs of Sifl & Olly, and one official DVD)
    • Darknessthecurse's Sonic Slash Pairings rant
    • David Liebe Hart's public access show, though it is unknown if he was the first to actually poop David Liebe Hart himself. More research may be put into this for the sake of bragging rights.

Links[edit]

Other Links[edit]

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