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'''Grepher:''' "Hey Seto, catch!" | '''Grepher:''' "Hey Seto, catch!" | ||
| − | Launching the cake through the air, it soars towards Seto, but Seto's fast reflexes allow him to dodge the cake. It would not miss innocently though, as the cake soared past Seto and lands right in the face of | + | Launching the cake through the air, it soars towards Seto, but Seto's fast reflexes allow him to dodge the cake. It would not miss innocently though, as the cake soared past Seto and lands right in the face of Grepher's wife Felicia. |
In his drunken state, the warrior waddles towards Felicia and vows to clean it off. He did just that...with his tongue. | In his drunken state, the warrior waddles towards Felicia and vows to clean it off. He did just that...with his tongue. | ||
Revision as of 13:25, 19 November 2007
An unmatched swordsman. Unbeatable with a blade. A hero to his people. Humble and courteous to his folk...
BUT HE'S DRUNK!!
And so began a new chapter of the warrior's life. After drinking WAY too much ale, he approached his best friend Seto. Offering a high-five, the usually moody Seto put his hand up reluctantly to receive it, but Grepher's palm missed his hand completely and slapped him on the forehead.
Seto: "Deluded fool!"
And so the drunken warrior waddled over to a large creamy cake. He picks up the whole cake in his right hand.
Grepher: "Hey Seto, catch!"
Launching the cake through the air, it soars towards Seto, but Seto's fast reflexes allow him to dodge the cake. It would not miss innocently though, as the cake soared past Seto and lands right in the face of Grepher's wife Felicia.
In his drunken state, the warrior waddles towards Felicia and vows to clean it off. He did just that...with his tongue.
What next? Well the warrior had grown rather tired, and so it was time for him to go to sleep. Turning to leave the room, he mistook the window for the door. Exiting via the window, he was outside the castle, but thought he was in his bedroom. Sleeping outside was Grepher's noble Pegasus steed Dredd.
Touching Dredd's soft fur, Grepher mistook Dredd for his bed. Laying himself down on the Pegasus' fur coat, he pulled over Dredd's chain mail barding as if it were his quilt. Finally, the warrior stumbled to sleep for the night.
