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Difference between revisions of "Willy Wonka"
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| − | Willy Wonka is a [[Bowser|pedophile]] that owns a candy [[Fuck|fac]]tory. This candy is alleged to be made out of little boys' [[Balls|nuts]] immersed into little girls' [[Cum|love juice]]. | |
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| − | == Likes ==
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| − | *[[Sex]] With Children.
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| − | *Candy
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| − | *Child Pornography
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| − | *Taking people on psychotic boat rides.
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| − | *Wonking his willy.
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| − | *Yelling out ''"You Get Nothing!"'' and ''"[[Link: Faces of Evil|You Lose!]]"'' to random people.
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| − | == Dislikes ==
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| − | *[[Lex Luthor]] (says that pedophilia is WRONG!!!!)
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| − | *[[cum|Gum]]
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| − | *[[Sonic]] (says that pedophilia is no-good, although it is very well known that Sonic himself is a pedophile)
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| − | *[[Xavier]]
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| − | *[[Xavier: Renegade Angel]]
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| − | *[[Woody]] (His mission is to kill [[Buzz Lightyear]], and Wonka doesn't want to see that happen.)
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| − | *Oompa Loompa Unions
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| − | *Heaven
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| − | *Jesus Christ
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| − | *[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]]
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| − | == Liked By ==
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| − | *[[M. Bison]] (claims that his candy is DELICIOUS!)
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| − | *[[Pedobear]]
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| − | == Disliked By ==
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| − | *[[Lex Luthor]]
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| − | *[[The King]]
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| − | *[[Phoenix Wright]]
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| − | *Hershey's
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| − | *Reese's
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| − | *[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]]
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| − | *The [[Money]] you could be saving with [[Gay Luigi|GEI]]CO
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| − | [[Category: Pedophiles]]
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Latest revision as of 13:20, 16 February 2020
