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'''Jallerbo W. Bojallerson''' (better known by his/her stage name "Official Best Joke-Stealer") is an infamous YTP pony person who is very normal and cute.
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==History==
 
==History==
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Once upon a time in the land of sunshine and allegedly bloody dildoes, a humble child by the name of jallerbo Bojallerson was born out of the blood of the greek god Hades and one egg of a female horse known by the name of Count Woonais Nightmarius Centariustia. However, soon after birth, this child would take the form of a bluish-grey horse with a golden mane. Out of spite for this atrocity to his line, Hades  ordered Count Woonais to be imprisoned in the Moon Goddess's realm, and he then threw the newborn horse to the Earth. Despite falling thousands of feet and colliding with the ground, the child survived with little more than a mild case of cross eye. This child would be raised by Sir Pickles Brandinus Charlius Roho and his queen, Beth. Upon reaching the 10th grade, the silly horse/child known as jallerbo would discover a grave impending sense of boredom which could only be remedied by searching for random things on the educational medium known as "Utub". One day after typing the word "poop" in the search bar, jallerbo discovered a video known as "Aladdin Commits Suicide". For the next year, jallerbo continued to watch atrocious videos of this nature, having discovered that this particular form of decadence was referred to as "YouTube Poop". Then after having studied this horrendous abomination for a year, jallerbo decided that it was time to indulge in the creation of these videos as well.
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Jallerbo Bojallerson was born in 1873 to a clan of mutant anthropomorphic horse-people from Dallas Salad, Texas. The first video Jallerbo ever saw was ''Revenge Of The Mad Madman'' by DEEPERCUT. Thus began the extinction of hours worth of young Jallerbo's time from watching hundreds of YTPs on a daily basis. Jallerbo first made a poopy in 2012. It's been somewhat of a medical mystery how exactly Jallerbo went without defecating for 17 years straight. All that can be said is that the hours sucked out of Jallerbo's precious free time and subsequently imported into Sony Vegas would eventually become years as Jallerbo steadily grew a fanbase of nearly ''five'' real subscribers.
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And thus, jallerbo was reborn.
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That being said, please unsub and dislike all of this cool person's vids if you're feeling jazzy, or maybe you could just use a bite to eat. Keep memin' and eat semen.
 
==Poopography==
 
==Poopography==
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===YTPs===
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====YTPs====
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*Applejack's New joj
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*'''A Youtube Poop or Something, F*ck I Dunno'''
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      Note: Was not initially uploaded, was later uploaded under the name "my frist why tea pee"
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*'''Grooseward Pops Linkoln's Butt Cherry'''
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*A Youtube Poop or Something, F*ck I Dunno
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**Part I of Tofucakecan vs jallerbo
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*Jay Rilliam Wohnson and David's Ballad Salad
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*'''RadicalFaith360 Feeds Your Children Semen'''
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*Youtube Poop: :pooP ebutuoY
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**Part III of Tofucakecan vs jallerbo
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*Rick Astley Is Innocent, Just Like The Girl He Raped
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*'''You Might Need Fleshlight Repair if You Rape Llamas'''
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      Note: An unfinished version was uploaded shortly before this version, but is now removed
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*'''Everyone You Know... Snorts Cum'''
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*The Death of Angry Joe
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*'''Bavid Dailey Makes Spadinner for Neo and Agent Smith on a Fall Afternoon'''
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*No One Needs Fleshlight Repair
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**Part I of the Ballad Of Bavid Dailey
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*A Half-Baked Youtube Poop
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*'''BAVIDOCALYPSE'''
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*Spingebill Thinks The Used Is Over-rated if Not Just Plain Untalented
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**Part II of the Ballad Of Bavid Dailey
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      Note: Was initially created for a spingebill collab, but SOMEONE forgot to add jallerbo to the list
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*'''Hoezus Gets Molested By a Firecrotch'''
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*I Hate Reaction Videos
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*'''Chester A. Bum's Nostalgic Masturbation Habits'''
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*My Fair Carlton
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**Made for TheArsenioButt's (CANCELED) Chester A. Bum Collab
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*Regina Spektor Makes My Ears Bleed
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*'''The Collective Fecal Consciousness Known As...'''
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*I ate an asdf.
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*'''Memoirs of a Carpet Salesman Part I: The Return of Stoob'''
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*Sugar Coated Fail
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**Made for Austrock9080's MW10T Collab
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*Grooseward Pops Linkoln's Butt Cherry
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*'''Legend Of The Draggin Balls'''
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      Note: Part I of Tofucakecan vs jallerbo
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*'''You're In Jaller's World Now, Baby'''
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*RadicalFaith360 Feeds Your Children Semen
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*'''The Spinge Binge, Vol. 1: My Little Pizza'''
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      Note: Part III of Tofucakecan vs jallerbo
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*'''Draggin Balls 2: BALL HARDER'''
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*You Might Need Fleshlight Repair if You Rape Llamas
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*Everyone You Know... Snorts Cum
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==Favorite Memes==
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*TheCaledioScope is a Brony
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A little known fact about Jallerbo is Jallerbo's undying love for memes. Nearly all of Jallerbo's videos contain some of the freshest memes from your wildest dreams. These include, but are not limited to:
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      Note: This is Jallerbo's personal favorite
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*Troll Face
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*Bavid Dailey Makes Spadinner for Neo and Agent Smith on a Fall Afternoon
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*Blow-horn Sample
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      Note: Part I of the Bavid Dailey Trilogy
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*Over There!
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*BAVIDOCALYPSE
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*Ass Ketchup
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      Note: Part II of the Bavid Dailey Trilogy
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*What Does The Fox Say?
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*Hoezus Gets Molested By a Firecrotch
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*My boyfriend, Flower's Delicious Ink
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===Fillers and Other Vids===
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*Recolored Happy Tree Friend Characters Being Used As Avatars
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*7.5 Seconds in Hell
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*Chad Daddy (sup bichez)
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      Note: Made for Kabob340's 7 second collab, but was not included for unknown reasons :(
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*YOU! (blush ^_^)
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*I Hate The Used Half-Baked Fleshlight Death of Angry Raped Youtube Poop Salad, F*ck I Don't Know
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      Note: This filler was a combination of every YTP Jallerbo had made up to that point
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==Collaborations==
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*Derpy Hooves Suggests That The Viewer Should Perform Fallatio Whilst Mario Expresses His Distaste
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jallerbo has hosted a few (one) collaborations, including:
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      Note: Made for AngryBirdFan9's 2 second collab, a very good original collab that took lots of effort on his part
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*'''The Ambience Collab (Complete)'''
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*BEAAAAAAVERRRR?!?!  
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The idea for this collab was to create an ambient-themed YTP. Participants could interpret "ambience" however they wanted.
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      Note: Was originally made for "TheCaledioScope is a Brony" but was left out since it was already uploaded on its own
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**Participants:
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*DANECEPTION
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***Tofucakecan
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      Note: Was originally made for "My Fair Carlton" which had a longer Dane Cook segment initially
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***ManMonocle
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***FishTitan64
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***iamoutofideas1
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***SatanTits
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***TeeheeSamson
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***XxRobotChaoxX
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***Sid1325
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***robochao1
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***SeanTylerLAWL
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***Stretch11Poops
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***SarevolNahtanoj
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***theraz0redge
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***SaturdayNightCleaner
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***AlarmCopter
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==Style==
 
==Style==
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i have no idea, i just edit stuf until i think its funny
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Jallerbo tends to stay on the bland, less-experimental, joke-stealing side of comedy when creating artistic video remixes. Typical influences for Jallerbo's stand up routine include dathings1, Dane Cook, the Bernstein Bears, and various inanimate objects.
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==Reception==
 
==Reception==
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jallerbo is critically panned by nearly the entire YTP community, with many considering jallerbo to be "the worst ytper of all time". In response to this negative criticism, jallerbo has said simply, "wtf i dont suk u suk i am teh best ytper and i kan spel reelly gud! btw i suk".
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jallerbo is critically panned by nearly the entire YTP community, with many considering jallerbo to be "the worst ytper of all time". In response to this negative criticism, jallerbo has said simply:
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"wtf i dont suk u suk i am teh best ytper and i kan spel reelly gud! btw i suk".
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==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
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Everything, jallerbo even dislikes disliking things.
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*dicks
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*
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==Preferred Software==
 
==Preferred Software==
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*Sony Vegas 11
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*Sony Vegas 12
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*Sony Vegas XI
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*Sony Vegas XII
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*Sony Vegas Eleven
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*Sony Vegas Twelve
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*Sony Vegas L. Evan
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*Sony Vegas i am 12 and what is this
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*Dildo Factory 3
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*Adobe After Effects CS6
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*Suck My Dick
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*Windows Explorer
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*jk69lolXD
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*Angry Birds STAR WARS iPhone App
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*Gameboy Printer
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*The Shrekronomicon
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*YTPMVer Wiki
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==Influences==
 
==Influences==
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jallerbo draws influence for YTPs from a variety of things, including:
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*TimoteiLSD
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*TimoteiLSD
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*TimoteiLSD
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*ChemistryGuy
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*RevSecond
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*JabberCash
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*Deepercutt
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*Dikeike
 
*Weed
 
*Weed
 
*Alcohol
 
*Alcohol
 
*Meth
 
*Meth
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*Martin Luther King Jr.
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*Depression
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*Neil Patrick Harris
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*Hornyness
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*any ytper i liek i dunno
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*Schizophrenia
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==Achievements==
 
==Achievements==
 
*Worst YTPer
 
*Worst YTPer
 
*Disappointment to family and peers
 
*Disappointment to family and peers
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*Gay
 
*Can wiggle pinkie toe individually (but only on left foot)
 
*Can wiggle pinkie toe individually (but only on left foot)
 
*Pissing everyone off
 
*Pissing everyone off
 
*Went 3 whole minutes without masturbating (s0urce needed)
 
*Went 3 whole minutes without masturbating (s0urce needed)
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*Copied some of TimoteiLSD's audio clips because jallerbo was too lazy to find them  
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*Copied audio clips from other YTPs because jallerbo was too lazy to find them
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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
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*jallerbo's name is commonly mispelled "Jallerbo" with a capital 'J'. This is however incorrect.
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*jallerbo lives in Dallass (salad), Texas.
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*jallerbo lives in Dallas, Texas.
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*jallerbo's birthday is 12/25/94.
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*jallerbo bought two new shirts recently, one of them is a cute maroon long sleeve thermal, and the other one is a grey double sleeve v-neck with a skull on the front. jallerbo would have gotten a new pair of jeans, but the only cute ones were all the wrong sizes or cost too much.
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*jallerbo is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, language, currency, transportation system, and instructional cardio workout video series on VHS.
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*jallerbo is in fact a flaming heterosexual
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*jallerbo is bisexual, which means jallerbo masturbates with both hands
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*It is highly debated whether or not this sentence's topic is debated
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*i love you
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Latest revision as of 17:58, 19 January 2020

NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.

Derpyhoovejallerbogay.png

Name: jallerbo
Country: Dinner
Year Started: 2012
Preferred Software: Vegas Pro 12

YouTube Account: jallershy

Jallerbo W. Bojallerson (better known by his/her stage name "Official Best Joke-Stealer") is an infamous YTP pony person who is very normal and cute.

History[edit]

Jallerbo Bojallerson was born in 1873 to a clan of mutant anthropomorphic horse-people from Dallas Salad, Texas. The first video Jallerbo ever saw was Revenge Of The Mad Madman by DEEPERCUT. Thus began the extinction of hours worth of young Jallerbo's time from watching hundreds of YTPs on a daily basis. Jallerbo first made a poopy in 2012. It's been somewhat of a medical mystery how exactly Jallerbo went without defecating for 17 years straight. All that can be said is that the hours sucked out of Jallerbo's precious free time and subsequently imported into Sony Vegas would eventually become years as Jallerbo steadily grew a fanbase of nearly five real subscribers. That being said, please unsub and dislike all of this cool person's vids if you're feeling jazzy, or maybe you could just use a bite to eat. Keep memin' and eat semen.

Poopography[edit]

YTPs[edit]

  • A Youtube Poop or Something, F*ck I Dunno
  • Grooseward Pops Linkoln's Butt Cherry
    • Part I of Tofucakecan vs jallerbo
  • RadicalFaith360 Feeds Your Children Semen
    • Part III of Tofucakecan vs jallerbo
  • You Might Need Fleshlight Repair if You Rape Llamas
  • Everyone You Know... Snorts Cum
  • Bavid Dailey Makes Spadinner for Neo and Agent Smith on a Fall Afternoon
    • Part I of the Ballad Of Bavid Dailey
  • BAVIDOCALYPSE
    • Part II of the Ballad Of Bavid Dailey
  • Hoezus Gets Molested By a Firecrotch
  • Chester A. Bum's Nostalgic Masturbation Habits
    • Made for TheArsenioButt's (CANCELED) Chester A. Bum Collab
  • The Collective Fecal Consciousness Known As...
  • Memoirs of a Carpet Salesman Part I: The Return of Stoob
    • Made for Austrock9080's MW10T Collab
  • Legend Of The Draggin Balls
  • You're In Jaller's World Now, Baby
  • The Spinge Binge, Vol. 1: My Little Pizza
  • Draggin Balls 2: BALL HARDER

Favorite Memes[edit]

A little known fact about Jallerbo is Jallerbo's undying love for memes. Nearly all of Jallerbo's videos contain some of the freshest memes from your wildest dreams. These include, but are not limited to:

  • Troll Face
  • Blow-horn Sample
  • Over There!
  • Ass Ketchup
  • What Does The Fox Say?
  • My boyfriend, Flower's Delicious Ink
  • Recolored Happy Tree Friend Characters Being Used As Avatars
  • Chad Daddy (sup bichez)
  • YOU! (blush ^_^)

Collaborations[edit]

jallerbo has hosted a few (one) collaborations, including:

  • The Ambience Collab (Complete)

The idea for this collab was to create an ambient-themed YTP. Participants could interpret "ambience" however they wanted.

    • Participants:
      • Tofucakecan
      • ManMonocle
      • FishTitan64
      • iamoutofideas1
      • SatanTits
      • TeeheeSamson
      • XxRobotChaoxX
      • Sid1325
      • robochao1
      • SeanTylerLAWL
      • Stretch11Poops
      • SarevolNahtanoj
      • theraz0redge
      • SaturdayNightCleaner
      • AlarmCopter

Style[edit]

Jallerbo tends to stay on the bland, less-experimental, joke-stealing side of comedy when creating artistic video remixes. Typical influences for Jallerbo's stand up routine include dathings1, Dane Cook, the Bernstein Bears, and various inanimate objects.

Reception[edit]

jallerbo is critically panned by nearly the entire YTP community, with many considering jallerbo to be "the worst ytper of all time". In response to this negative criticism, jallerbo has said simply: 

"wtf i dont suk u suk i am teh best ytper and i kan spel reelly gud! btw i suk".

Dislikes[edit]

  • dicks

Preferred Software[edit]

  • Sony Vegas 12
  • Sony Vegas XII
  • Sony Vegas Twelve
  • Sony Vegas i am 12 and what is this
  • Adobe After Effects CS6
  • Windows Explorer
  • Angry Birds STAR WARS iPhone App
  • Gameboy Printer
  • The Shrekronomicon
  • YTPMVer Wiki

Influences[edit]

jallerbo draws influence for YTPs from a variety of things, including:

  • TimoteiLSD
  • TimoteiLSD
  • TimoteiLSD
  • ChemistryGuy
  • RevSecond
  • JabberCash
  • Deepercutt
  • Dikeike
  • Weed
  • Alcohol
  • Meth
  • Depression
  • Hornyness
  • Schizophrenia

Achievements[edit]

  • Worst YTPer
  • Disappointment to family and peers
  • Gay
  • Can wiggle pinkie toe individually (but only on left foot)
  • Pissing everyone off
  • Went 3 whole minutes without masturbating (s0urce needed)
  • Copied audio clips from other YTPs because jallerbo was too lazy to find them

Trivia[edit]

  • jallerbo lives in Dallass (salad), Texas.
  • jallerbo's birthday is 12/25/94.
  • jallerbo is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, language, currency, transportation system, and instructional cardio workout video series on VHS.
  • jallerbo is bisexual, which means jallerbo masturbates with both hands
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