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| − | '''He-Man''' is the [[Zangief|scantily-clad]] prince of Eternia. One day, when he was playing with his [[sword]], he lifted it into the air and announced, "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKUUUUULL", transforming him into He-Man, a superhero who defends Eternia from the evil [[ | + | '''He-Man''' is the [[Zangief|scantily-clad]] prince of Eternia. One day, when he was playing with his [[sword]], he lifted it into the air and announced, "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKUUUUULL", transforming him into He-Man, a superhero who defends Eternia from the evil [[Dry Bones|Skeletor]] with no homoerotic undertones whatsoever. |
==In Short== | ==In Short== | ||
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He's a gay superhero who fights a robed skull-guy. | He's a gay superhero who fights a robed skull-guy. | ||
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*[[Optimus Prime|I HAVE THE POWEEEEEER!]] | *[[Optimus Prime|I HAVE THE POWEEEEEER!]] | ||
*I AM A HOMOOOOOOOO!! | *I AM A HOMOOOOOOOO!! | ||
| + | *HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA | ||
| + | *WHAT'S GOIN' ON!? | ||
==Further Information== | ==Further Information== | ||
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*The first thing he did after arriving on Earth was steal fried chicken from [[KFC|a restaurant.]] | *The first thing he did after arriving on Earth was steal fried chicken from [[KFC|a restaurant.]] | ||
*Looks a lot like [[Ken Masters]]. | *Looks a lot like [[Ken Masters]]. | ||
*He's the number 1 supplier of [[Magic Drugs|magic drugs]] in the Youtube Poop universe, despite the ironic fact that he once said "drugs don't make your problems go away". Also, he said to everyone in TV Land that there aren't any magic drugs around. | *He's the number 1 supplier of [[Magic Drugs|magic drugs]] in the Youtube Poop universe, despite the ironic fact that he once said "drugs don't make your problems go away". Also, he said to everyone in TV Land that there aren't any magic drugs around. | ||
| + | **Is also disappointed in [[you]], as you will ignore his message that "drugs don't make your problems go away". | ||
*The live-action ''Masters of the Universe'' film had He-Man played by [[Ivan Drago|Dolph Lundgren]]. Yes. | *The live-action ''Masters of the Universe'' film had He-Man played by [[Ivan Drago|Dolph Lundgren]]. Yes. | ||
| + | *Has a beautiful singing voice. | ||
| + | *Is too open about his feelings, and needs to learn how to hide them. | ||
*"He-Man"... wow, really? | *"He-Man"... wow, really? | ||
[[Category:Powerful Characters]] | [[Category:Powerful Characters]] | ||
Latest revision as of 06:38, 14 February 2015
This article is filed under Characters.He-Man is the scantily-clad prince of Eternia. One day, when he was playing with his sword, he lifted it into the air and announced, "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKUUUUULL", transforming him into He-Man, a superhero who defends Eternia from the evil Skeletor with no homoerotic undertones whatsoever.
In Short[edit]
{{#ev:youtube|-HGJqNDybyA|320}}
He's a gay superhero who fights a robed skull-guy.
Quotes[edit]
- Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me when I held aloft my sword and said, "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!"
- Fabulous secret (special) magic drugs make your problems go away!
- LET HER GO.
- I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU!
- I HAVE THE POWEEEEEER!
- I AM A HOMOOOOOOOO!!
- HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA
- WHAT'S GOIN' ON!?
Further Information[edit]
{{#ev:youtube|ZZ5LpwO-An4|320}}
- The first thing he did after arriving on Earth was steal fried chicken from a restaurant.
- Looks a lot like Ken Masters.
- He's the number 1 supplier of magic drugs in the Youtube Poop universe, despite the ironic fact that he once said "drugs don't make your problems go away". Also, he said to everyone in TV Land that there aren't any magic drugs around.
- Is also disappointed in you, as you will ignore his message that "drugs don't make your problems go away".
- The live-action Masters of the Universe film had He-Man played by Dolph Lundgren. Yes.
- Has a beautiful singing voice.
- Is too open about his feelings, and needs to learn how to hide them.
- "He-Man"... wow, really?
