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==In brief==
 
==In brief==
Some deist guy who has WAY to much time on his hands and watches too much hentai. Also seems to make YTPMVs anymore.
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As of 2013 he's an angsty teenager who hates 70% of the world.
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
First discovered YouTube Poop when just looking for something funny and came across Volvic poops.
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-In his mind-
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Born in 1672, he's an immortal assassin who has pulled off hits on politicians, businessmen, and Nicolas Cage. He owns an arsenal of Russian made weapons and enough ammunition to start World War 3.
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-In reality-
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He started using the Internet as a stupid 12 year old and over the course of 5 years said/done ridiculously stupid shit. He's currently a teenager that yells at people over the Internet, used to make horrible videos, and likes socialism despite knowing extremely little about it, because the aspects he knows sound nice.
  
 
===First poop seen===
 
===First poop seen===
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A Week at the Office With George and Alan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOatLGQk9Cs
 
A Week at the Office With George and Alan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOatLGQk9Cs
  
 
===First poop made===
 
===First poop made===
George Volcano's Bad Day (if you can even consider that shit a poop)
 
  
==Style==
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George Volcano's Bad Day (thrown into a sack weighed down with a cement block and thrown into Cocytus)
No solid style.
 
===Preferred Sources===
 
Volvic
 
Anything he wants to
 
  
===Preferred Methods===
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===Likes===
  
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30% of the world
  
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Guns
  
===Prefered Tech===
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Dogs
  
Sony Vegas Pro 8
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His gay online lover
  
 
===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
The over 9000! meme
 
  
Just about any Spyro game after "Year of the Dragon"
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70% of the world
  
Fox News
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Deluded people who talk about conspiracies and call other people "sheeple" for being sensible.
  
People who fight over which video game console is better
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99% of rednecks
  
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A lot of women.
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AWPs
  
 
==Reception==
 
==Reception==
  
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I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
  
 
===Criticism===
 
===Criticism===
  
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He was a dumbass when he was younger and in some ways still is.
  
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===Achievements===
  
===Achievements===
 
 
What?
 
What?
  
==Associates==
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==Other Information==
  
 
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He lives on 666 West Rape Boulevard in Fuckedup, IN
===In Real Life===
 
 
 
 
===Online===
 
 
 
 
 
===Influences===
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
==Other Information==
 
  
 
===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
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aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
  
 
===Links===
 
===Links===
  
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His horrid channel that may or may not have one last video made as of 2013: http://www.youtube.com/user/jokemasterslifer
  
 
===Other Links===
 
===Other Links===

Latest revision as of 19:41, 20 February 2013

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A picture of jokemasterslifer.

In brief[edit]

As of 2013 he's an angsty teenager who hates 70% of the world.

History[edit]

-In his mind-

Born in 1672, he's an immortal assassin who has pulled off hits on politicians, businessmen, and Nicolas Cage. He owns an arsenal of Russian made weapons and enough ammunition to start World War 3.

-In reality-

He started using the Internet as a stupid 12 year old and over the course of 5 years said/done ridiculously stupid shit. He's currently a teenager that yells at people over the Internet, used to make horrible videos, and likes socialism despite knowing extremely little about it, because the aspects he knows sound nice.

First poop seen[edit]

A Week at the Office With George and Alan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOatLGQk9Cs

First poop made[edit]

George Volcano's Bad Day (thrown into a sack weighed down with a cement block and thrown into Cocytus)

Likes[edit]

30% of the world

Guns

Dogs

His gay online lover

Dislikes[edit]

70% of the world

Deluded people who talk about conspiracies and call other people "sheeple" for being sensible.

99% of rednecks

A lot of women.

AWPs

Reception[edit]

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.

Criticism[edit]

He was a dumbass when he was younger and in some ways still is.

Achievements[edit]

What?

Other Information[edit]

He lives on 666 West Rape Boulevard in Fuckedup, IN

Trivia[edit]

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Links[edit]

His horrid channel that may or may not have one last video made as of 2013: http://www.youtube.com/user/jokemasterslifer

Other Links[edit]