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==In brief==
 
==In brief==
A Christian, hentai-loving, 13 yr. old. Also a fatass. (30? lb.)
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As of 2013 he's an angsty teenager who hates 70% of the world.
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==History==
 
==History==
First discovered YouTube Poop when just looking for something funny and came across Volvic poops.
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-In his mind-
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Born in 1672, he's an immortal assassin who has pulled off hits on politicians, businessmen, and Nicolas Cage. He owns an arsenal of Russian made weapons and enough ammunition to start World War 3.
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-In reality-
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He started using the Internet as a stupid 12 year old and over the course of 5 years said/done ridiculously stupid shit. He's currently a teenager that yells at people over the Internet, used to make horrible videos, and likes socialism despite knowing extremely little about it, because the aspects he knows sound nice.
  
 
===First poop seen===
 
===First poop seen===
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A Week at the Office With George and Alan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOatLGQk9Cs
 
A Week at the Office With George and Alan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOatLGQk9Cs
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===First poop made===
 
===First poop made===
Volvic Off the Set (Deleted)
 
  
==Style==
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George Volcano's Bad Day (thrown into a sack weighed down with a cement block and thrown into Cocytus)
No solid style.
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===Preferred Sources===
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===Likes===
Volvic
 
Anything popular in the poop community.
 
  
===Preferred Methods===
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30% of the world
Swirl effect, Flange effect, slowdown, repeating one sound in a sentence (e.g. Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!), and reversing.
 
  
===Prefered Tech===
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Guns
  
Sony Vegas Pro 8
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Dogs
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His gay online lover
  
 
===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
Blasphemy (DIS IS SPARTA!!!111), The infamous "WHAT THE FU- BOOOOOOOOOM", Switched on Schoolhouse, No Cussing Club, Conspiracy theorists, Shane Dawson.
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70% of the world
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Deluded people who talk about conspiracies and call other people "sheeple" for being sensible.
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99% of rednecks
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A lot of women.
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AWPs
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==Reception==
 
==Reception==
50% Hated, 50% Loved
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I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
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===Criticism===
 
===Criticism===
Criticized sometimes for his poops on the forums.
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He was a dumbass when he was younger and in some ways still is.
  
 
===Achievements===
 
===Achievements===
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What?
 
What?
  
==Associates==
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==Other Information==
  
===In Real Life===
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He lives on 666 West Rape Boulevard in Fuckedup, IN
Kelley Meranda (Mom)
 
Jake Fraizer (Great friend) ( http://www.youtube.com/thebadbucket )
 
 
===Online===
 
Shaylene Fernandez (Great online friend) ( http://www.youtube.com/Bgamer115 )
 
  
===Influences===
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===Trivia===
KroboProductions, Deepercutt, TheKrabster (OMG), SantaWithTeeth, StegBlob, etc.
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aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
  
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===Links===
  
==Other Information==
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His horrid channel that may or may not have one last video made as of 2013: http://www.youtube.com/user/jokemasterslifer
Likes anime, one in paticular K-ON!, which he's taken a break from watching.
 
Likes Red Zone remixes (which he fails at making)
 
Likes videos games such as Spyro, Syphon Filter, Metal Gear Solid, and Megaman.
 
Is afraid to show his face on the Internet because he sucks.
 
===Trivia===
 
He is criticized alot on the Internet for being Christian, but using "curse" words,
 
and liking hentai.
 
Has 2 dogs.
 
Once put a poll up on YouChew with one of the answers being "jokemasterslifer is a fag" and around 8 people voted that answer.
 
===Links===
 
http://www.youtube.com/user/jokemasterslifer
 
http://www.dailymotion.com/jokemasterslifer
 
  
 
===Other Links===
 
===Other Links===
http://jokemasterslifer.deviantart.com/
 

Latest revision as of 19:41, 20 February 2013

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A picture of jokemasterslifer.

In brief[edit]

As of 2013 he's an angsty teenager who hates 70% of the world.

History[edit]

-In his mind-

Born in 1672, he's an immortal assassin who has pulled off hits on politicians, businessmen, and Nicolas Cage. He owns an arsenal of Russian made weapons and enough ammunition to start World War 3.

-In reality-

He started using the Internet as a stupid 12 year old and over the course of 5 years said/done ridiculously stupid shit. He's currently a teenager that yells at people over the Internet, used to make horrible videos, and likes socialism despite knowing extremely little about it, because the aspects he knows sound nice.

First poop seen[edit]

A Week at the Office With George and Alan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOatLGQk9Cs

First poop made[edit]

George Volcano's Bad Day (thrown into a sack weighed down with a cement block and thrown into Cocytus)

Likes[edit]

30% of the world

Guns

Dogs

His gay online lover

Dislikes[edit]

70% of the world

Deluded people who talk about conspiracies and call other people "sheeple" for being sensible.

99% of rednecks

A lot of women.

AWPs

Reception[edit]

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.

Criticism[edit]

He was a dumbass when he was younger and in some ways still is.

Achievements[edit]

What?

Other Information[edit]

He lives on 666 West Rape Boulevard in Fuckedup, IN

Trivia[edit]

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Links[edit]

His horrid channel that may or may not have one last video made as of 2013: http://www.youtube.com/user/jokemasterslifer

Other Links[edit]