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| − | '''King Harkinian''' is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]]. He loves talking about [[My Boy|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy.[[Image:Animation_debut5.jpg|thumb|right|The King of Hyrule, talking about his boy.]]
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| − | ==Areas of Expertise==
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| − | *The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, dinner, or certain bodily fluids ([[Cum]]).
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| − | *The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the worst Wario Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8.
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| − | *Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him one star ratings on Youtube.
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| − | *It is romoured that he trained [[superbork]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly.
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| − | *[[Vorhias]] managed to steal his dinner once. He barely made it out with his life.
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| − | *It is heavily suspected The King is a hard drinker. He usually drinks when talking about his Boy, and even laughs like a drunk frequently, possibly even flirting with Zelda.
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| − | ==Likes==
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| − | *Dinner
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| − | *Link
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| − | *Arguing with Zelda
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| − | *Torturing Duke Onkled
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| − | *Being Kidnapped by [[Ganon]]
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| − | *Saying "[[My Boy]]"
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| − | ==Dislikes==
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| − | *Not Having Dinner
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| − | *[[Ganon]]
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| − | *[[Snacks]] [[Image:Snacks.jpg|thumb|[[Carmen]] seen taunting the King with a bag of Snacks that may contain Chips.]]
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| − | *[[Potato chips|Chips]]
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| − | *[[Froggo]]
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Latest revision as of 03:57, 29 September 2007
