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'''Sara''' (alternate spellings include '''Sera''' and '''Sarah''') is a new character created for ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie]]''. Her father is the President and she is a cross between a human girl, a cat, and a monkey. The identity of her mother is best kept unknown.
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'''Sara''' is a character created for ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie]]''. Her father is the President and she apparently is a cross between a human girl, a cat, and a monkey. The identity of her mother is best kept unknown.
  
 
==Why does she exist?==
 
==Why does she exist?==
1: To satisfy the production company's fetishes, and B: To prevent the movie from looking gay.
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1: To satisfy the production company's fetishes, and
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2: To prevent the movie from looking homosexual.
  
 
==What does she do?==
 
==What does she do?==
[[Image:Eggbabies.jpg|thumb|Rock a bye robot, on the Egg-pop...]]
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Well she's basically just a damsel in distress who [[Dr. Eggman]] captures and wants to marry and have babies with (seriously). Then she cheers Knuckles on by kissing him. Tails accidentally feels her up. Sonic sees up her skirt. Actually, she's not a very flattering depiction of women.
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[[Image:Sonicmovie2.jpg|thumb|Tails [[boobs|feelin' up]] Sara.]]
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Well she's basically just a damsel in distress who [[Dr. Eggman]] captures and wants to marry and have babies with ([[Yes|seriously]]). She cheers Knuckles on by kissing him, Tails accidentally feels her up, and Sonic accidentally sees up her skirt (through Metal Sonic). As [[you]] can see, she's not a very flattering depiction of women at all.
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
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*She thinks Knuckles is a mole, as opposed to a groundhog or an overgrown mouse.
 
*She thinks Knuckles is a mole, as opposed to a groundhog or an overgrown mouse.
 
*Is the object of [[Tails|every]][[Knuckles the Echidna|one's]] affections.
 
*Is the object of [[Tails|every]][[Knuckles the Echidna|one's]] affections.
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Name: Sara
Appears In: Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie
Sex: Female
Played By: Sascha Biesi, Mika Kanai

Sara is a character created for Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie. Her father is the President and she apparently is a cross between a human girl, a cat, and a monkey. The identity of her mother is best kept unknown.

Why does she exist?[edit]

1: To satisfy the production company's fetishes, and

2: To prevent the movie from looking homosexual.

What does she do?[edit]

Rock a bye robot, on the Egg-top...
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Tails feelin' up Sara.

Well she's basically just a damsel in distress who Dr. Eggman captures and wants to marry and have babies with (seriously). She cheers Knuckles on by kissing him, Tails accidentally feels her up, and Sonic accidentally sees up her skirt (through Metal Sonic). As you can see, she's not a very flattering depiction of women at all.

Quotes[edit]

  • NO! NO! DON'T LOOK THERE, YOU PERVERT!
  • THANK YOU, MR. MOLE!
  • I WOULDN'T MARRY YOU IF YOU WERE THE LAST MAN ON EARTH!

Further Information[edit]

  • She thinks Knuckles is a mole, as opposed to a groundhog or an overgrown mouse.
  • Is the object of everyone's affections.