| − | Totodile493's poop story was a rather standard one. He was over-exposed to common the SPA-DINNER poops and thought that was funny (?) so he made some spa-dinners himself. The first one he ever saw was "Youtube Poop: Registeel" and it's in his favorites. He reportedly found it while looking at Pokemon videos. "Poop. Ha. WTF who would name their video after feces, lawl." His first poop ever was made with Windows Movie Maker and sucked ass. It was the Spingebill episode "Ghost Host." There are consequences for sucking and it got him. Copyright claims. He took the whole "sue" thing very seriously and chickened out and deleted it. He figured out that if you invert it and add random effects, they can't find it, so he made another Spingebill one, "SB-129," and it wasn't even a poop. He somehow didn't notice it until a guy said,"This fucking sucks ass. The actual poop doesn't even start until 2:39 and you repeated it until 2:54." He was right so he took that down too and after churning shits of poops out of his dick and lowering his IQ on spa-dinner Spingebills, he stumbled upon this one poop "Youtube Poop: Jellyfish Jizz" by MeetTheBeaf and it was different. It wasn't like all the others. It was his first exposition to sentence mixing and advanced masking. He had heard of different softwares before but it looked like too much of a hassle. But when MeetTheBeaf told him about all these other good poopers and heard they used Sony Vegas, he downloaded it without skipping a beat. The first poop he ever made with Vegas was a "A Pup Named Scooby Doo" one that he made with his friend and entitled it "Youtube Poop: Scooby Doo Doo." Since that was a practically untapped source at the time, he fucking stole over 11,000 damn views with this piece of shit reverse-raping spa-pingas poop. One comment that got 100 times more thumbs up than his video did said,"The world needs more Scooby Doo poops." So, after churning out moar shit but with reverse and chroma-keying, he looks back on his old stuff, sees how shitty it is, and takes it down. He noticed a change in skill so he experimented (??) and for 2 fucking years! Two damn years! He made all kinds of poops, learning to mask and make better ones. One can say his account went dormant in that time. Disaster struck, however. Being stupid took it's toll and his flash drive disappeared. Some yuppie at the library probably looked at it and said,"This is illegal you know." After waiting for some long poop-less months, he got another flash drive, this time an expensive 8-gig one with an unlosable cap. He reckoned he had enough experience to do some tennising and stuff, but no. No-one accepted his challenges because he didn't have any videos. He did, however find "Chain YTP.wmv" and all it's replies. He made, like, 3 edits and the guy accepted it (?) and that got him his like, 1st real subscriber (what with all the damn spamming tools out there, who knows who gives shits about others' videos?). He churned out slightly more viable poops, though, and not long before he picked up skill. People actually started liking his shit and he made remakes of older ones. Accelerated learning quickly pointed out that the video he made two seconds ago sucked ass, so he quickly deleted it and after quite some time of only having one video, he made a poop so epic, it knocked the tits off that one waitress (???). His fellow yes-no pooper saw it and said,"EPIC! THAT'S TESTCALS!" It was his "Youtube Poop: Spingebill Enters Yrag in a Badly Planned Snail Race." which he might delete once it goes out of style. Next he went daring. He started another chain YTP. This one was "The Camping Episode" of Spingebill. The Snail Race poop attracted the attention of Jurg62. Jurg62 became his mentor, posting a comment 5 minutes after he uploads a video. Totodile493 then made some better ones. While surfing for poops, however, he was highly disappointed at most of the Family Guy poops out there (when this was written, only Link could defeat Ganon) and saw comments saying "Family Guy is already a poop itself" and "You stupid bitchasshoe, you can't poop Family Guy, it's a sacred source that you can't poop" and Totodile493 went "bullshit." He proved those dumbasses wrong with "Youtube Poop: An Age-Delusional Toddler Roams America in Search of a Teddy Bear" which was made out of "Road to Rupert." "Holy crap! A single exclamation mark and all the overused cuss words in the world cannot express this surprise!" he was fucking stunned to find that when he logged on in 2 days, his Family Guy one more than doubled his subscribers from 40 to 88! It got moar comments than he ever dreamed of (11) and 15 rates (13 likes to 2 dislikes). Jurg62's comment was kicked off the charts by all those comments! He became so famous, BarneyisPerverted found his Snail Race video with a comment dripping with praise (kinda). Before he knew it, his e-mail was overloaded and that video had 40 likes. He was so encouraged by these, he rushed his Emo (Nemo) poop. He did pick up one troll while an unpopular spa-reverse pooper. 2 accounts but the same person. He's XenovannHellWolf and Totodile493IsAPedo. He wasn't gonna be a fucking Justin Beaver and whine about it, he simply blocked him (so what if he "wins," fuck that shit). It made him feel good though. He had a troll. Huh. He's that popular to have a troll. Cool. Totodile493 does have other accounts, though. His main alt is VolkswagenBus493 and his secret one is KidRauhlSucksAss. He might make a channel with the name YoutubePoop and tell about the golden days of yore, and how video remixing originated with the Nazis in their "Laughtime Interlude." Anyway, after finishing uploading his "Youtube Poop: Fucking Emo (Part 1/3)," he was compelled to write this article. He stopped writing right... here. | + | #REDIRECT [[Totodile493]] |
