Naruto - Revision history

MightyKombat at 19:06, 2 December 2025

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NinjaCoachZ: /* Trivia */

2012-03-31T21:05:16Z

Trivia

NinjaCoachZ at 17:04, 14 June 2010

2010-06-14T17:04:15Z

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2010-06-04T11:53:53Z

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Spiral at 20:22, 23 May 2010

2010-05-23T20:22:14Z

NinjaCoachZ: /* Trivia */

2010-05-02T17:57:15Z

Trivia

NinjaCoachZ: Yes. "Believe it" is still funny.

2010-03-28T11:59:06Z

Yes. "Believe it" is still funny.

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2010-02-16T22:25:41Z

Usage

NinjaCoachZ: It's much better now.

2010-02-06T01:49:06Z

It's much better now.

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2010-01-31T15:46:21Z

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 '''Naruto''' is a vastly popular manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. It concerns a colorful group of pajama-clad pubescents calling themselves "ninjas" who are assigned with protecting a hidden village of migrant [[Magic Drugs|pot]]-farmers from the outside authorities. Since its debut in 1999, it has garnered millions of fans worldwide, [http://www.tv.com/story/11008.html?cpage=2| and is at least partially responsible for the growing rate of adolescent suicides.]
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 The initial plotline of Naruto features the exploits of a twelve-year-old who intends to become village leader and his friends as they partake in a lighthearted romp through medical school. However, puberty sets in and they all start killing each other. Consequently, [[Sasuke Uchiha]], a poster boy for Linkin Park, comes across [[Orochimaru|a creepy snake man]] in the forest and gets bitten. Some 100 episodes later, he turns to [[Darth Vader|the Dark Side]] and the rest of the series revolves around Naruto whining about this.
-At one point, an evil animal-kidnapping organization known as the Akatsuki makes an appearance, lead by Sasuke's brother, Itachi.
+At one point, an evil animal-kidnapping organization known as the Akatsuki makes an appearance, of which Sasuke's brother Itachi, is seemingly a member of.  Also their distant, ludicrously invincible ancestor Madara causes trouble.
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 ''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops''
-*[[Naruto Uzumaki]] - An immature kid in orange pajamas possessed by a Ninetales.
+*[[Naruto Uzumaki]] - An immature kid in orange pajamas possessed by a Ninetales. Its okay, he achieves his dream eventually.
 *[[Sasuke Uchiha]] - The emo kid with duck hair.
 **[[Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke]] - The emo kid with duck wings.
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 *Shikamaru Nara - Some tired guy with a ponytail.
 *Ino Yamanaka - The blonde girl with bandages instead of panties. Fan service!
-*Choji Akimichi - Some fat guy.
+*Choji Akimichi - Some fat guy who somehow nails a sexy black chick and has a daughter. How does he do it?
 *Shino Aburame - When your only friends are bugs, you know there's a problem.
 *[[Hinata Hyuga]] - A blue-haired girl with no pupils in her eyes. Neji's cousin.
 *Kiba Inuzuka - A [[furry]] who carries a tiny puppy in his hoodie.
-*[[Gaara]] - The evil sand kid with a gourd on his back.
+*[[Gaara]] - The formerly evil sand kid with a gourd on his back. Naruto beat some goodness into him though.
 *[[Orochimaru]] - A creepy guy who <s>likes</s> loves [[PENIS|snakes]]. Unless they're [[Solid Snake|solid]], or liquid. Also looks suspiciously like post-80's [[Michael Jackson]].
-*Itachi Uchiha - Sasuke's evil brother who gets all the fangirls.
+*Itachi Uchiha - Sasuke's <s>evil</s> brother who gets all the fangirls. Is actually a good guy but uhhh, kinda sucks at it.
 *[[Kisame Hoshigaki]] - A shark man who loves cutting you to ribbons. Also Itachi's partner.
 *Jiraiya - An old pervert who's also a novelist.
-*Kimimaro - The shirtless guy who fights with his bones.
+*Kimimaro - The shirtless guy who fights with his bones and has ninja cancer.
 *Iruka Umino - Naruto's former mentor. Stands out from everybody else by being brown.
 *[[Princess Peach|That Chinese girl who's always stalking Neji and never does anything else]] (AKA Tenten)
 *Tsunade - The 50-year-old <s>slut</s> chick with huge [[Boobs|jugs]] and a giant slug for a pet. Also the fifth Hoka[[Gay|ge]].
 *[[Tekken|Lars Alexandersson]] - Some Swedish guy with bizarre hair who appears in ''Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 2''. Someday, we may know more about him.
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 **And now Kakashi's outfit is an alternate costume for Lars in ''Street Fighter X Tekken''. [[Spy|Gentlemen,]] we have come full circle.
 *Has spawned five movies.
-*The Naruto fighting games for GameCube, [[Wii]], and PS2 are better than the show itself.
+*The Naruto fighting games for GameCube, [[Wii]], and PS2 and beyond are better than the show itself.
 ==Main Source for Poopers==

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 ==Trivia==
 *Masashi Kishimoto, the series' creator, designed an alternate costume for Lars Alexandersson in ''[[Tekken]] 6''. Then he ended up crossing over into the Naruto series. Oh, the hilarity!
 *Has spawned five movies.
 *The Naruto fighting games for GameCube, [[Wii]], and PS2 are better than the show itself.

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 At one point, an evil animal-kidnapping organization known as the Akatsuki makes an appearance, lead by Sasuke's brother, Itachi.
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+===Media Information===
 *1999-present
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 *[[Princess Peach|That Chinese girl who's always stalking Neji and never does anything else]] (AKA Tenten)
 *Tsunade - The 50-year-old <s>slut</s> chick with huge [[Boobs|jugs]] and a giant slug for a pet. Also the fifth Hoka[[Gay|ge]].
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 ==Trivia==
-*Masashi Kishimoto, the series' creator, designed an alternate costume for Lars Alexandersson in ''[[Tekken]] 6''.
+*Masashi Kishimoto, the series' creator, designed an alternate costume for Lars Alexandersson in ''[[Tekken]] 6''. Then he ended up crossing over into the Naruto series. Oh, the hilarity!
 *Has spawned five movies.
 *The Naruto fighting games for GameCube, [[Wii]], and PS2 are better than the show itself.

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 *[[Tenjic]]
 *[[UberPooper12]]
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	'''Naruto''' is a vastly popular manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. It concerns a colorful group of pajama-clad pubescents calling themselves "ninjas" who are assigned with protecting a hidden village of migrant [[Magic Drugs\|pot]]-farmers from the outside authorities. Since its debut in 1999, it has garnered millions of fans worldwide, [http://www.tv.com/story/11008.html?cpage=2\| and is at least partially responsible for the growing rate of adolescent suicides.]		'''Naruto''' is a vastly popular manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. It concerns a colorful group of pajama-clad pubescents calling themselves "ninjas" who are assigned with protecting a hidden village of migrant [[Magic Drugs\|pot]]-farmers from the outside authorities. Since its debut in 1999, it has garnered millions of fans worldwide, [http://www.tv.com/story/11008.html?cpage=2\| and is at least partially responsible for the growing rate of adolescent suicides.]
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 [[Image:Animetv-naruto.jpg|thumb|The main cast of Naruto, and one other guy who was part of the show for roughly eleven minutes.]]
 '''Naruto''' is a vastly popular manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. It concerns a colorful group of pajama-clad pubescents calling themselves "ninjas" who are assigned with protecting a hidden village of migrant [[Magic Drugs|pot]]-farmers from the outside authorities. Since its debut in 1999, it has garnered millions of fans worldwide, [http://www.tv.com/story/11008.html?cpage=2| and is at least partially responsible for the growing rate of adolescent suicides.]
 ==Plot Overview==
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 Often used by anime fanboys who have just noticed WMM. It is used primarily for making generic Anime Music Videos set to Linkin Park music. As a professional poop source, it is used frequently by anime poopers such as [[Tenjic]].
-{{VidCaption|Ss3XWFQPVV8|Naruto: <s>[[The Legend of Zelda: The Light of Courage|The Light of Courage]]</s>.}}
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 ==Often Used By==
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 *[[Tentor521]]
 *[[Feghoot]] (though he says the games are good)
-*Many people over the age of 12 (aside from retarded fangirls)
+*Many non-fans over the age of 12
 ==Trivia==
 *Masashi Kishimoto, the series' creator, designed an alternate costume for Lars Alexandersson in ''[[Tekken]] 6''.
-*Believe it!
+*It's got five movies.
 ==Main Source for Poopers==

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 {{Youmay|the anime|[[Naruto Uzumaki|the main character]]}}
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 [[Image:Animetv-naruto.jpg|thumb|The main cast of Naruto, and one other guy who was part of the show for roughly eleven minutes.]]