Minnesota - Revision history

Dopply at 03:35, 13 November 2019

2019-11-13T03:35:48Z

2011-03-08T04:12:58Z

Poopers From Minnesota

2011-02-23T23:26:22Z

2011-01-06T16:55:14Z

At least keep that.

2011-01-06T04:16:32Z

Trivia: Going to trim some of the trivia.

2010-12-03T00:41:59Z

2010-12-03T00:38:08Z

Trivia: In fact, Minnesota is to Scandinavians as Pennsylvania is to Germans.

2010-12-02T23:50:15Z

Trivia

2010-11-20T16:07:19Z

Moved the picture to a better spot.

2010-11-20T04:53:00Z

Trivia

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 *Mayo Clinic, one of the best hospitals in the world, is located in Minnesota.
 *Minnesota used to trade [[Furry|fur]].
-*[[Ash Ketchum]] believes that Vikings live in Minnesota. The [[Nostalgia Critic]] insisted on apologizing to all Minnesotans for Ash's [[retard]]ation about Vikings.
+*[[Ash Ketchum]] believes that Vikings live in Minnesota. The [[Nostalgia Critic]] insisted on apologizing to all Minnesotans for Ash's idiocy about Vikings.
 *Our lingo is a result of years of blended bad English from over 43 different countries, innerestin' idn't it?
 *Minnesota is home to the United States' largest mall in area, which is, surprisingly, not the largest in shopping space, due to the large area occupied by amusement parks, who dint like dat Camp Snoopy before [[Nickelodeon]] took over eh?

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 ==Trivia==
 *Their [[American Football|football]] team is da "Minnesota Vikings".
 *Minnesota is Dakota for "Sky-Tinted Water" dun-chya-no?.
 [[Image:MinnesotanLaw.GIF‎|thumb|right|We Minnesotans are very strict wit our laws dun-chya-no?]]

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 *[[Linkara]]
 *[[Ash Ketchum|Viki]][[American Football|ngs]]
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 *Minnesota is Dakota for "Sky-Tinted Water" dun-chya-no?.
 [[Image:MinnesotanLaw.GIF‎|thumb|right|We Minnesotans are very strict wit our laws dun-chya-no?]]
 *Mayo Clinic, one of the best hospitals in the world, is located in Minnesota.
-*In the winter it gets very cold, but gets very hot in the summer, but you get yousta it.
+*Minnesota used to trade [[Furry|fur]].
 *[[Ash Ketchum]] believes that Vikings live in Minnesota. The [[Nostalgia Critic]] insisted on apologizing to all Minnesotans for Ash's [[retard]]ation about Vikings.
 *Our lingo is a result of years of blended bad English from over 43 different countries, innerestin' idn't it?
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 *The name of a special [[cheeseburger]] that they have is called the "Ju(i)cy Lucy".
 *The cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul (both in Minnesota) used to be rivals with each other.
 *[[:Category:Scandinavians|Lute]][[Fish|fisk]] is more popular in MN than the Scandinavian nations themselves. Its popularity is due in part to the high populations of people of Scandinavian heritage.
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 *Minnesota is Dakota for "Sky-Tinted Water" dun-chya-no?.
 [[Image:MinnesotanLaw.GIF‎|thumb|right|We Minnesotans are very strict wit our laws dun-chya-no?]]
 *Mayo Clinic, one of the best hospitals in the world, is located in Minnesota.
 *In the winter it gets very cold, but gets very hot in the summer, but you get yousta it.
 *[[Ash Ketchum]] believes that Vikings live in Minnesota. The [[Nostalgia Critic]] insisted on apologizing to all Minnesotans for Ash's [[retard]]ation about Vikings.
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 *The name of a special [[cheeseburger]] that they have is called the "Ju(i)cy Lucy".
 *The cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul (both in Minnesota) used to be rivals with each other.
 *[[:Category:Scandinavians|Lute]][[Fish|fisk]] is more popular in MN than the Scandinavian nations themselves. Its popularity is due in part to the high populations of people of Scandinavian heritage.
 [[Category:Places]]
 [[Category:States]]

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 [[Image:200px-Seal_of_Minnesota.svg.png|thumb|right|Dat deres a nice State Seal eh?.]]
 Dis here is dat dere Minnesota article on da Chewiki dun-chya-no. So Ah-min-ah tells you da facts.Minnesota is the 12th largest state in the USA, and home to [[Over 9000|10,000]] lakes formed by glaciers (Actually 11,842, but 10,000 sounds a lot more catchy dun-chya-no?) Dis state is also known for its moderate to progressive  politics and social policies, civic involvement, and high voter turnout. We ranks among da healthiest states, and you betcha we have a highly literate population.
-[[Image:AshapologizestoMinnesota.JPG|thumb|left|We're not %100 sure [[Ash Ketchum|he]] means that shit.]]
+[[Image:AshapologizestoMinnesota.JPG|thumb|left|We're not 100% sure [[Ash Ketchum|he]] means that shit.]]
 ==Poopers From Minnesota==

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 *13% of Minnesotans are [[Wolf O'Donnell|werewolves]], 15% are [[Dracula|vampires]] and 12% resemble Frankenstein's Monster. If [[you]] are well-liked, and very lucky, you might get to see an authentic Monster Mash during your time in Minnesota.
 **The Monster Mash is usually held in October in a secret graveyard. [[I.M. Meen (Character)|I.M. Meen]] believes this ritual centers around a satanic [[sex|"blood orgy"]] in which a small child from [[Cheese|Wisconsin]] is sacrificed to [[Satan]]. This sacrifice is used to gain [[Anti-Uctions|ungodly powers of hate]], which are then used in the annual [[American Football|Green Bay Packers-Minnesota Vikings]] clash.
-*Ironically, they love [[:Category:Scandinavians|Luda]][[Fish|fisk]] more than the Scandinavian nations themselves.
+*[[:Category:Scandinavians|Lute]][[Fish|fisk]] is more popular in MN than the Scandinavian nations themselves. Its popularity is due in part to the high populations of people of Scandinavian heritage.
 [[Category:Places]]
 [[Category:States]]