Hank Hill - Revision history

31.166.202.202 at 16:56, 12 October 2024

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SesameMalcolm99 at 07:54, 29 January 2020

2020-01-29T07:54:14Z

Dopply at 03:54, 13 November 2019

2019-11-13T03:54:01Z

Crazy Luigi: /* Quotes */

2013-05-20T08:22:40Z

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Crazy Luigi: /* Quotes */

2013-05-20T08:21:54Z

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Crazy Luigi: This did happen, I swear to you!

2013-05-20T08:19:31Z

This did happen, I swear to you!

Hyperhippy92: /* Family */

2012-10-29T23:19:09Z

Family

Hyperhippy92: /* Quotes */

2012-10-29T00:09:02Z

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Hyperhippy92: /* Trivia */

2012-10-28T15:56:27Z

Trivia

Hyperhippy92: /* Quotes */

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 |sex=Male
-|age=50s
+|dob={{Birth|1952}}
 |nationality=American
 |occupation=Salesman of Propane & Propane Accessories (Formerly the star of Arlen High School's football team.)

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 ==Quotes==
-*That [[Bobby Hill|boy]] [[wrong|ain't right.]]
+*"That [[Bobby Hill|boy]] [[wrong|ain't right.]]"
-*What's the point in arguing?!
+*"What's the point in arguing?!"
-*I'm gonna kick your [[ass]]!
+*"I'm gonna kick your [[ass]]!"
 *''*idiotic laugh*''
-*Now that's just asinine.
+*"Now that's just asinine."
-*I must hide my ''nudity!'' (while in his underwear)
+*"I must hide my ''nudity!''" (while in his underwear)
-*There better be a naked cheerleader under [[you]]r bed! (when seeing Bobby with a dirty cheerleaders' uniform)
+*"There better be a naked cheerleader under [[you]]r bed!" (when seeing Bobby with a dirty cheerleaders' uniform)
-*I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his [[ass]].
+*"I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his [[ass]]."
-*I tell ya hwhat.
+*"I tell ya hwhat."
-*I sell propane and propane accessories.
+*"I sell propane and propane accessories."
-*Boggle? Boy the elks will do anything for a dollar.
+*"Boggle? Boy the elks will do anything for a dollar."
-*Gotdangit [[Bobbeh]]!
+*"Gotdangit [[Bobbeh]]!"
-*BOGWAAAAAGH!!!
+*"BOGWAAAAAGH!!!"
-*Let me tell ya, Bobby; there's nothing funny about [[cum|semens.]] It's a medical disorder.
+*"Let me tell ya, Bobby; there's nothing funny about [[cum|semens.]] It's a medical disorder."
-*I like this new generation of music!
+*"I like this new generation of music!"
-*Son of a BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
+*"Son of a BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"
-*Uh, Peggy, I can see your [[boobs|what-nots]].
+*"Uh, Peggy, I can see your [[boobs|what-nots]]."
-*Yep!
+*"Yep!"
-*Shut up, Dale...
+*"Shut up, Dale..."
-*Why would anyone want to lick a stamp that has [[Bill Clinton]] on it?
+*"Why would anyone want to lick a stamp that has [[Bill Clinton]] on it?"
-*We drove 2,000 miles for this?
+*"We drove 2,000 miles for this?"
-*That better not be what I think it is... and I think it's a [[Phoenix Wright|good lawyer]]! [[Retard|Is it a]] [[Detroit]]?
+*"That better not be what I think it is... and I think it's a [[Phoenix Wright|good lawyer]]! [[Retard|Is it a]] [[Detroit]]?"
-*Bobby, I've got propane in my urethra!
+*"Bobby, I've got propane in my urethra!"
-*Why would you go waving your [[dick]] around in public?
+*"Why would you go waving your [[dick]] around in public?"
-*Why would you go fucking your [[bitch]]es in public?
+*"Why would you go fucking your [[bitch]]es in public?"
-*[[DurhamrockerZ|Boggle? Boggle? Boggle? ... Boggle?]]
+*"[[DurhamrockerZ|Boggle? Boggle? Boggle? ... Boggle?]]"
-*ITS JUST [[Shit|SHIT]]... ITS NOT GOING TO [[Die|KILL]] [[You|YOU]].
+*"ITS JUST [[Shit|SHIT]]... ITS NOT GOING TO [[Die|KILL]] [[You|YOU]]."
-*Hey! [[Family Guy|Lois]], what's [[Peter Griffin|that fat man]] doing in our bed?!
+*"Hey! [[Family Guy|Lois]], what's [[Peter Griffin|that fat man]] doing in our bed?!"
-*<nowiki>*</nowiki>Sigh* Damnit! I ''always'' wake up before I find out if they could understand the baby!
+*"<nowiki>*</nowiki>Sigh* Damnit! I ''always'' wake up before I find out if they could understand the baby!"
 ==Trivia==
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 *He's gonna kick [[you]]r [[ass]]!!
 *Ironically, he doesn't like this new generation of music.
 [[Image:King-Of-The-Hill-king-of-the-hill-613231 512 384.jpg|frame|left|[[Yes|Yep]].]]
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 *The [[Pyro]] is Hank's favorite customer at Strickland Propane.
 *He likes seeing people learn more about and using propane and propane accessories, like this young, handsome fellow on the right.
 *His family and friends once drove all the way to [[The Simpsons|Springfield]] to see their team play [[American Football|football]] against [[Bart Simpson|Bart]]'s team. Hank was bitter they went 2000 miles to witness Arlen be defeated.
 *He also dreamt that he was married to [[Family Guy|Lois Griffin]] while [[Peter Griffin|a fat man]] that was in his bed dreamt that he went to a new neighbor's house and was killed by them due to them having an alien living in their attic.

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 *ITS JUST [[Shit|SHIT]]... ITS NOT GOING TO [[Die|KILL]] [[You|YOU]].
 *Hey! [[Family Guy|Lois]], what's [[Peter Griffin|that fat man]] doing in our bed?!
-**Sigh* Damnit! I ''always'' wake up before I find out if they could understand the baby!
+*<nowiki>*</nowiki>Sigh* Damnit! I ''always'' wake up before I find out if they could understand the baby!
 ==Trivia==

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 *[[DurhamrockerZ|Boggle? Boggle? Boggle? ... Boggle?]]
 *ITS JUST [[Shit|SHIT]]... ITS NOT GOING TO [[Die|KILL]] [[You|YOU]].
 ==Trivia==

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 ==Family==
 *Peggy Hill (Wife, a former substitute teacher that speaks terrible Spanish, yet somehow got [[three]] awards for it). Known to exercise very annoying behaviors/speech/facial expressions.
-*[[Bobby Hill]] (Son, who has little in common with him)
+*[[Bobby Hill]] (Son, who has little in common with him, except for steak)
 *Cotton Hill (R.I.P.) (Father, a WWII veteran that hates [[Japanese|Japs]] and his own son)
 *Tilly Hill (Mother, divorced Cotton; currently lives in [[Law For Kids|Arizona]])
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 [[Image:Dres.gif|frame|right|Hank has gathered everyone he can for the murder of zombies worldwide!]]
 [[Image:Ilikethisnewgenerationofmusic.jpg|thumb|right|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgA_UBHFASQ Hank is mesmerized by the current music that's blasting through his headphones.]]]
 ==Likes==
 *His family

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 *He once accidentally sold [[Dr. Rockso|cocaine and cocaine accessories.]] He didn't k[[no]]w what he was doing until his dog Lady[[birds|bird]] sniffed it out.
 *One time, he was surgically attached to [[Bobby Hill|his son]]'s left arm. How that happened and why that's even remotely possible is beyond us.
-*He has a very narrow urethra. So narrow, in fact, that his sperm marches out of it saying "Hut! Two, three, four- Hut! Two, three, four-"
+*He has a very narrow urethra. So narrow, in fact, that his sperm marches out of it saying "Hut! Two, three, four- [[Cum|Sperm!]] Two, three, four-"
 *The [[Pyro]] is Hank's favorite customer at Strickland Propane.
 *He likes seeing people learn more about and using propane and propane accessories, like this young, handsome fellow on the right.