Gunnery Sergeant Hartman - Revision history

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Yoshit at 11:17, 5 July 2015

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Yoshit at 09:28, 11 December 2013

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Yoshit: WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT, TWINKLE-TOED COCK-SUCKER, THAT JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT? NOBODY. THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER, THAT'S WHO.

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WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT, TWINKLE-TOED COCK-SUCKER, THAT JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT? NOBODY. THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER, THAT'S WHO.

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-|age=??
+|dob={{Birth|1944}}
 |nationality=American
 |occupation=U.S. Marine Corps Drill Sergeant

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-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman was the [[United States]] Marine Corps drill seargent in the movie ''Full Metal Jacket''. He is most famous for yelling at, [[Fuck|curs]][[Shit|ing]] at, and making fun of his recruits, and generally making their lives a living [[hell]], in order to make them in to proper Marines.
+Gunnery Sergeant Hartman was the [[United States]] Marine Corps drill sergeant in the movie ''Full Metal Jacket''. He is most famous for yelling at, [[Fuck|curs]][[Shit|ing]] at, and making fun of his recruits, and generally making their lives a living [[hell]], in order to make them in to proper Marines.
 He was shot and killed by [[Fat|Pvt. Gomer Pyle]] in a state of mental instability, who then proceeded to blow his own brains out with his [[Gun|M-14]].
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 *"YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG! I GOT YOUR NAME! I GOT YOUR [[Ass|ASS]]! YOU WILL NOT LAUGH! YOU WILL NOT CRY!"
 *"You got a [[war]] [[face]]! AAAAAAAAHH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!"
-*"I don't like the name [[Larry Koopa|Lawrence]], only [[faggot]]s and [[SirSnivyofNottingham|sailors]] are called Lawrence. From now on you're [[Fat|Gomer Pyle]]."
+*"I don't like the name [[Larry Koopa|Lawrence]], only [[SirSnivyofNottingham|sailors]] are called Lawrence. From now on you're [[Fat|Gomer Pyle]]."
 *"[[Jesus Christ|Holy Jesus]]. What is that? What the fuck is that!? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE!?"
 *"If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Marines. And then you will be in a world of [[shit]]. Because Marines are [[no]]t allowed to [[die]] without permission!"

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 Gunnery Sergeant Hartman was the [[United States]] Marine Corps drill seargent in the movie ''Full Metal Jacket''. He is most famous for yelling at, [[Fuck|curs]][[Shit|ing]] at, and making fun of his recruits, and generally making their lives a living [[hell]], in order to make them in to proper Marines.
-He was shot and killed by [[Fat|Pvt. Gomer Pyle]] in a state of [[:Category:Mentally Unstable|mental instability]], who then proceeded to [[Suicide|blow his own brains out]] with his [[Gun|M-14]].
+He was shot and killed by [[Fat|Pvt. Gomer Pyle]] in a state of mental instability, who then proceeded to blow his own brains out with his [[Gun|M-14]].
 ==Quotes==

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 *"I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that?"
 *"Bullshit I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair!"
-*"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on [[Africans|niggers]], [[:Category: Characters - Jewish|kikes]], [[:Category:Characters - Italian|wops]] or [[:Category:Characters - Mexican|greasers]]. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?"
+*"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on n*****s, k***s, w**s or g******s. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?"
 *"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMB[[Balls|NUTS]]?"
 *"WHY YOU LITTLE MAGGOT, YOU MAKE ME WANNA VOMIT!"

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 *"I don't like the name [[Larry Koopa|Lawrence]], only [[faggot]]s and [[SirSnivyofNottingham|sailors]] are called Lawrence. From now on you're [[Fat|Gomer Pyle]]."
 *"[[Jesus Christ|Holy Jesus]]. What is that? What the fuck is that!? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE!?"
-*"You will not kill. You will become dead Marines. And then you will be in a world of [[shit]]. Because Marines are [[no]]t allowed to [[die]] without permission!"
+*"If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Marines. And then you will be in a world of [[shit]]. Because Marines are [[no]]t allowed to [[die]] without permission!"
 ==Trivia==

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 *"WHY YOU LITTLE MAGGOT, YOU MAKE ME WANNA VOMIT!"
 *"Do you suck dicks?"
-*"Holy dog shit. [[Texas]]? Only steers and [[Gay|queers]] come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
+*"Holy dog shit! [[Texas]]?! Only steers and [[Gay|queers]] come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
 *"Who said that? WHO THE FUCK JUST SAID THAT!? WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE [[communist|COMMUNIST]] [[shit|SHIT]], TWINKLE-TOED [[Penis|COCK]][[Gay|SUCKER]] DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN [[Die|DEATH]] WARRANT!?"
 *"WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN [[ASS]]HOLE?
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 *"You got a [[war]] [[face]]! AAAAAAAAHH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!"
 *"I don't like the name [[Larry Koopa|Lawrence]], only [[faggot]]s and [[SirSnivyofNottingham|sailors]] are called Lawrence. From now on you're [[Fat|Gomer Pyle]]."
 ==Trivia==
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 **He even barked an order to director Stanley Kubrick, to stand up when talking to him, causing him to instinctively stand at attention.
 *Once prank-called Colonel Nathan R. Jessup,, USMC, pissing him off. He would later end-up getting Non-Judicial Punishment for disrespecting a commissioned officer, a [[Law for Kids|UCMJ]] violation.
 *He does not discriminate against his recruits, as they are all equally worthless, slimy pieces of [[Slippy Toad|amphibian]] shit.
 *Has his own action figure, which has 2 versions: a "family-friendly" version, and an "[[Fuck|Extra]]-[[Shit|Salty]]" R-rated version. On the TV show <i>Mail Call</i>, one of these action figures is called "Mini-Ermey", and is used to berate a G.I. Joe.

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 *"5'9! I didn't know they stacked [[shit]] that high!"
 *"What have we got here, a [[fuck]]ing comedian?"
 *"You got a [[war]] [[face]]! AAAAAAAAHH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!"
 *"I don't like the name [[Larry Koopa|Lawrence]], only [[faggot]]s and [[SirSnivyofNottingham|sailors]] are called Lawrence. From now on you're [[Fat|Gomer Pyle]]."
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 ==Trivia==
 *He was played by Staff Sergeant R. Lee Ermey (ret.), an actual former U.S. Marine Corps drill sergeant originally hired as a technical advisor. R. Lee Ermey would, later, be promoted to Gunnery Sergeant, despite retiring.
-**Most of his lines and actions were actually ad-libbed by R. Lee Ermey, who was, essentially, given free will over the boot camp scenes, and came up with most of the insults. He even smacked actor Vincent D'Onofrio in real life when GySgt Hartman smacked Pvt. Pyle on film.
+**Most of his lines and actions were actually ad-libbed by R. Lee Ermey, who was, essentially, given free will over the boot camp scenes, and came up with most of the insults. He even smacked actor Vincent D'Onofrio in real life when GySgt Hartman smacked Pvt. Pyle on film. So, in other words, R. Lee Ermey made life hell in real life for the actors.
 **He even barked an order to director Stanley Kubrick, to stand up when talking to him, causing him to instinctively stand at attention.
-*Once prank-called Colonel Nathan R. Jessup, pissing him off. He would later end-up getting Non-Judicial Punishment for disrespecting a commissioned officer, a [[Law for Kids|UCMJ]] violation.
+*Once prank-called Colonel Nathan R. Jessup,, USMC, pissing him off. He would later end-up getting Non-Judicial Punishment for disrespecting a commissioned officer, a [[Law for Kids|UCMJ]] violation.
 *He does not discriminate against his recruits, as they are all equally worthless, slimy pieces of [[Slippy Toad|amphibian]] shit.
-*Has his own action figure, which has 2 versions: a "family-friendly" version, and an "[[Fuck|Extra]]-[[Shit|Salty]]" R-rated version.
+*Has his own action figure, which has 2 versions: a "family-friendly" version, and an "[[Fuck|Extra]]-[[Shit|Salty]]" R-rated version. On the TV show <i>Mail Call</i>, one of these action figures is called "Mini-Ermey", and is used to berate a G.I. Joe.
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