Gordon Freeman - Revision history

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 == Disliked By ==
 *The Combine
 *[[Master Chief]]
 *[[Halo]]-tards & Gears of War-tards who think that those two series are the only good series' in the first place.

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 *He killed [[Barney Calhoun|Barney]] for not giving him a beer.
 *Was co-inventor of the Gravity Gun, which many have proclaimed to be the greatest invention ever conceived.
-*According to a series of [[fanfiction]]s he has a brother named John Freeman and a nephew named Henry Freeman, and after his supposed death in the fanfic becomes revived first into a zombie goast by Headcrab, and then after a timeskip by the Combine and gains the alias [[Africans|"Dark Man"]], who John promises will make him suffar.
+*According to a series of [[fanfiction]]s he has a brother named John Freeman and a nephew named Henry Freeman, and after his supposed death in the fanfic becomes revived first into a zombie goast by Headcrab, and then after a timeskip by the Combine and gains the alias "Dark Man", who John promises will make him suffer.
 *Also according to a [[fanfiction]] had a <s>co-worker</s> cow-orker named [[Engineer|Jimm]], who later gets blowed to smitheroons by a fierce wave of radiation.
 *He has the best fanfiction ever called Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences and best spin-off called Quarter-Life: Halfway To Destruction.

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 [[Image:Gravitygun-halflife2.jpg|thumb|Gordon Freeman's most kickass weapon ever conceived; the Gravity Gun! It gets even more kickass when it turns blue!]]
 [[Image:JohnFreemanIsMyHomeboy.JPG|thumb|right|Someone has his brother John as a "homeboy."]]
-Gordon Freeman is the VERY smart protagonist in The videogame series Half Life. He previously worked at a science facility known as [[Africans|Black]] Mesa before they managed to rip a dimensional hole through the planet. Today he works as a puppet of the [[G-Man]], and in exchange for his [[Sex|services]] is forced with the daunting task of saving the human race from extinction.
+Gordon Freeman is the VERY smart protagonist in The videogame series Half Life. He previously worked at a science facility known as Black Mesa before they managed to rip a dimensional hole through the planet. Today he works as a puppet of the [[G-Man]], and in exchange for his [[Sex|services]] is forced with the daunting task of saving the human race from extinction.
 == The HEV suit ==
 The HEV suit is Mama Luigi's ultimate weapon, it is a suit that spreads aids and deflects lulz. Only few have been able to destroy the HEV suit, including [[Fat Mario]] and the Heavy Weapons Guy, both of which were killed shortly afterwards.

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 [[Image:JohnFreemanIsMyHomeboy.JPG|thumb|right|Someone has his brother John as a "homeboy."]]
 Gordon Freeman is the VERY smart protagonist in The videogame series Half Life. He previously worked at a science facility known as [[Africans|Black]] Mesa before they managed to rip a dimensional hole through the planet. Today he works as a puppet of the [[G-Man]], and in exchange for his [[Sex|services]] is forced with the daunting task of saving the human race from extinction.
-== The HIV suit ==
+== The HEV suit ==
-The HIV suit is Mama Luigi's ultimate weapon, it is a suit that spreads aids and deflects lulz. Only few have been able to destroy the HIV suit, including [[Fat Mario]] and the Heavy Weapons Guy, both of which were killed shortly afterwards.
+The HEV suit is Mama Luigi's ultimate weapon, it is a suit that spreads aids and deflects lulz. Only few have been able to destroy the HEV suit, including [[Fat Mario]] and the Heavy Weapons Guy, both of which were killed shortly afterwards.
 == His crowbar ==

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 *NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!
 *What's the status of the fast lane?
 == Trivia ==
 *He is excellent with guns somehow, despite having little experience prior to alien invasion.
 *He blew up a casserole. I'm not sure if that's cool or stupid, but he did do it.
 *His friend [[Barney Calhoun|Barney]] does owe him a beer.
 *He killed [[Barney Calhoun|Barney]] for not giving him a beer.

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 *He was the "someons" who wrote "u shudnt come here" at Ravenholm, which was right next to Ravenholdm, the home of the pants being dead.
 *Gordon Freeman is now these hands...
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